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Sharon Osbourne Is Writing a Disney Children’s Book

sharon osbourne When you think of fairy princesses and dashing white knights, the last person you usually think of is Sharon Osbourne. However, I've got some news for you: she's working on a Disney children's book. Like, for kids. The folks at Disney Publishing Worldwide and Parragon Books have signed a deal with Mrs. O to write Jake and the Never Land Pirates: Mama Hook Knows Best. Apparently there's a TV series at the moment called Jake and the Never Land Pirates in which Sharon voices Jake's mother, so...

Lady GaGa’s World Is Ruled by David Bowie, Even Though They’ve Never Met

lady gaga alan carr Lady GaGa turned up on Alan Carr's Chatty Man (airing tonight on Channel 4 in the UK) to talk about a variety of bullshit, including how obsessed she is with David Bowie even though she's yet to meet the man. "I have not met him yet, it's okay - you know I'm such a big fan, that it's kind of this weird amazing thing that I haven't met him yet. "He's sort of like an alien prince. He still runs my universe as well, like, every morning I wake up and I think, 'What would Bowie do?' "But I guess for h...

Hilary Duff Is Nervous About Returning to Music

hilary duff Hilary Duff has been out of the spotlight for a good long while as she's concentrated on being married and raising her son Luca and who knows what else, but now she's ready for a return to the spotlight. Maybe the bank account is getting low or maybe she really misses it. Either way, she's pretty nervous about getting back into the swing of things. From The Winnipeg Sun: "It's such a different business now," Duff told QMI Agency in an Canadian newspaper exclusive one-on-one interview. "Honestly, it can be intimidat...

Beyoncé Looks Good In a Bikini, In Case There Was Doubt

beyonce jamaica I guess even Beyoncé needs a break from it all sometimes, so she hightailed it down to Jamaica with her sister Solange and another friend for a little R&R - and a lot of selfie taking/posting. That's right, Beyoncé wants you to know that she looks damn good in a bikini and that her life is way more fabulous than yours, and don't you forget it. So, what's a holiday with Beyoncé like? Well, it's all private jets and fancy villas and lounging on the beach. It's a beautiful thing. Have a l...

Sneak Peek: Britney Spears’ ‘Perfume’ Video

britney spears perfume Britney Spears' video for 'Perfume' isn't actually coming out yet, but it is finished and in order to drum up excitement, she's released a sneak peek for it. Let's keep it short but sweet: What do you guys think? I'm not a fan of the song and I think it's awful, but this is the one that apparently "hits close to home" for BritBrit, which is sweet. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

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amanda bynes Amanda Bynes is already in legal trouble after leaving rehab [Amy Grindhouse] Kate Middleton can't even push George around in a pram in peace [Lainey Gossip] What in the hell is happening with Rob Kardashian? [The Superficial] The Internet is all "extreme feelings" to Christian Bale [Celebitchy] Paul Walker will definitely be missed by a lot of people [theBERRY] Oh dear, Ariana Grande. We don't want to see that [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kim Zolciak is already a size 4 after giving birth to twins [The Frisky] Brad Pitt bought a new Spitfi...

Apparently Jennifer Lopez Is a Great Mother

jennifer lopez kids Jennifer Lopez has 5-year-old twins, Emme and Max, with ex-husband and professional troll Marc Anthony, and apparently she's so good at parenting, she deserves an award. For that reason, she's getting the Grace Kelly Award from March of Dimes for being a positive role model for women and her dedication to being a good mother. Huh, go figure. She'll pick up the award at the March of Dimes luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel today, so that's nice. To be honest, I didn't know Jennifer Lopez was invo...

How Long Before Justin Bieber Gets Arrested?

justin bieber Just when you think Justin Bieber might be slowing to a stroll on his path to Chris Brown-dom, he pumps the gas and accelerates by doing something incredibly dickish. This time, his entourage was stopped by airport officials in Brisbane, Australia on suspected drug offenses, and when a female customs official asked Bieber to take off his hat and glasses, he refused and then insulted them. Fuuuuuuck this kid so hard. From TMZ: Justin Bieber and his entourage were detained at the Brisbane, Australia airport while customs agents looked for drugs ... and TMZ has learned...

Hugh Jackman Cancer Update: “It’s All Out!”

hugh jackman skin cancer Last month, Hugh Jackman revealed that he'd found skin cancer on his nose and had undergone surgery to remove the patch. Cancer of any form is scary, and the actor used the experience as a warning to others to use sunscreen and to visit their doctors should they find any unexplained patches on their own skin. So how's he doing now? Just fine! From Access Hollywood: “I’m all good! It’s all out,” the actor told Access Hollywood at the David Lynch Foundation Presents: Change Begins Wit...

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Kanye+West Kanye West has taken a stand against wrist watches [Amy Grindhouse] Lindsay Lohan is living it up in Miami [Lainey Gossip] Britney Spears and Las Vegas just don't mix [The Superficial] Did Brad Pitt cheat on Angelina Jolie in Telluride? [Celebitchy] Still can't figure out what's wrong with Dennis Rodman [theBERRY] Gwen Stefani looks better pregnant than I do ever [I'm Not Obsessed] Even Calista Flockheart goes out jogging [Celebslam] Helen Flanagan will never stop being impressed with her own boobs [Taxi Dr...

Perez Hilton’s Doing a Gay Dads Reality Show

perez hilton Perez Hilton is THE WORST. Everyone knows it, and yet someone at The Real World's production company, Bunim-Murray, decided it would be a great idea to give him a reality show called Gay Dads of New York. WHYYYYYYY? The show will follow his life and other single/married gay dads in the city as they live their lives. Yes, absolutely fascinating. Keep in mind that no network has bought this piece of shit yet, but Perez thinks it'll be all about "love, humour and drama". Fuck off. Here's his stat...

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Lindsay+Lohan Just how many boyfriends does Lindsay Lohan have? [The Superficial] How does Jessica Biel celebrate the holidays? [Lainey Gossip] Does LeAnn Rimes pay Eddie Cibrian to have sex with her? [Amy Grindhouse] Weird topless picture of Gillian Anderson of the day [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Emmy Rossum looks pretty hot in 'Esquire' Mexico [ICYDK] Still horrified after gazing upon Lady GaGa's bush [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Alexis Rupp is the new hot thing to fawn over [Celebslam] Kylie and K...