

So, Justin Bieber is currently terrorizing Australia and while in Perth, he stayed at the Hyatt Regency, where he took another great leap into dickheaddom when he CALLED A FAN FAT and told her she belongs in Sea World. This is a 19-year-old "man" we're talking about here, one who has millions of dollars and owes that all to the corny, idiotic young girls who buy his bullshit and yet he felt the need to call a girl who was minding her own business a "beached whale"? FUUUUUUUUCK THIS KID SO HARD!!!...
Ben Affleck has been complaining about being famous [Amy Grindhouse]
There's a reason no one talks about Lindsay Lohan's ass [The Superficial]
Nigella Lawson still looked fierce going to court [Lainey Gossip]
Oh dear, is Justin Theroux cheating on Jennifer Aniston? [Celebitchy]
Why is your crotch out, Sarah Harding? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Carrie Underwood wasn't the #1 choice for 'The Sound of Music' [ICYDK]
Helen Flannagan will never wear a bra again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
We can see y...
Well, not really, but here's the scoop: Prince Harry is at the South Pole (in? on?) as part of the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge, but it's now been halted due to inclement weather, which has made the terrain all wonky and totally unsafe to be on. The Challenge's director Ed Parker released the following statement:
"Until now, the three teams have been racing against one another across the Antarctic plateau, but yesterday I took the decision to suspend the race.
"The r...
Peter Capaldi is going to be the new Doctor on Doctor Who, which I personally think is an interesting and potentially great casting choice - perhaps the first good decision Steven Moffat has made in the history of the show (I really hate him). A lot of people were pretty concerned about the whole "Capaldi is kind of an old dude" angle, but Moffat has said that he acts like the youngest doctor yet, and here's what Capaldi himself had to say to PA about it:
"Well, The Doctor is thousands of yea...
There aren't even really any words for the outfit Lady GaGa donned as she trotted out of her hotel in London on Sunday. This looks like something out of my nightmares, and out of a medical textbook for "how to get pneumonia". I don't even think there's much of an entry here other than to say "WTF????"
This has to be in her Top 10 worst outfits, right?
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... Which is why she invited one very lucky fan to do the honour of watching Kanye's show in New Orleans in the VIP section with her. Apparently Twitter user @MyleezaKardas was tweeting about how she was looking for Kim, so Kim said she'd have someone come get her and indeed she did.
I'm sending someone to go get you so you can come sit with me!!! @MyleezaKardash Need your seat # & section. DM me ASAP!!!— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) December 6, 2013
@MyleezaKardash I h...
Paul Walker was speeding - does it really matter? [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel want babies [Lainey Gossip]
Lady GaGa wants us to opt out of the Olympics [Celebitchy]
Kimye are too narcissistic to be liked, says person with eyes [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh Christ, Cameron Diaz has been SINGING in 'Annie' [ICYDK]
Yes, Jamie Lynn Spears is a country singer now [IDLYITW]
Everyone still loves Jennifer Lawrence [Bohomoth]
Amanda Bynes' hair grew back really quickly [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW...
This is sort of obligatory posting at this point. On Saturday Night Live this week, Paul Rudd was hosting with One Direction serving as musical guest and since Paul is promoting Anchorman 2 at the moment, the rest of the cast - including Will Ferrell - joined him at one point and then One Direction joined them and they all sang 'Afternoon Delight' together.
It was a nice little stunt, sure, and I bet there were people who ate it up, but I just found it all... a little boring and not at all...
Poor Santa Claus. Miley Cyrus was performing at the KISS-FM Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Friday in some seasonal shitty attire, and what better way to ring in the Christmas season than by backing her ass up on some guy who looks like Robin Thicke dressed up in a cheap Santa costume. Hint, my man: When you're dressing up as Santa, maybe make sure the costume covers your face?
Apparently Miley was also grabbing her background dancer's boobs throughout the set, perhaps to see what real breasts fee...
As you know, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are on a 22-day vegan journey to cleanse themselves of the deliciousness of animal byproducts. Three weeks without bacon, cheese and eggs sounds like absolute torture to me, but they're all in and truly dedicating themselves to the cause. That's why Beyoncé, glowing from her new-found luminous complexion which is clearly the results of eating only from the earth, headed out to Native Foods, a vegan restaurant in Hollywood, donning a fur coat. LOLLLLLLLL!
Who else do...
Lady GaGa has never been particularly shy about her love of illegal substances, and while she swears she's off the hard shit, she still likes to pass the dutchie on the left hand side - or the gold plated bong or whatever she smokes from. Apparently it help her "forget her fame" and feel like the rest of us peons or whatever.
Here's what she said on Alan Carr's Chatty Man, which was on last night:
"Yes, all of those things, but you know the thing that I really fell in love with about it is t...
Not so long ago, Kelly Clarkson wouldn't shut up about how badly she wanted her new husband Brandon Blackstock to knock her up in time for Christmas. She actually got her wish (though something tells me she already had it when she was pretending otherwise), and she's actually realised pregnancy isn't all that fun. In fact, it downright sucks, and that whole "motherly glow" thing might be a load of bullshit.
From The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DS):
"I vomit a good dozen times a day," she said du...