I never messed with that Toddlers and Tiaras nonsense and I've only seen one episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but you'd best believe I've watched every episode of Dance Moms. Abby Lee Miller is one of the most hilariously insane reality TV figures probably in history - she's loud, she's obnoxious, she's teaching dance even though it's pretty clear she was probably never actually a dancer herself... what's not to love?
There's something vaguely terrifying about young dancers being put through the ringer at Abby's dance studio. After all, they're only kids, and the pressure to be the best - not to mention the fighting between all the moms who are sure that their kids are actually better than all the others - can sorta take its toll. However, their parents continue to send them, even if only for the opportunity to be on TV and to collect a paycheck, so it's hard to feel too bad about how much I love it.
The fourth season of Dance Moms premieres on January 1, and UGH, I can't wait. Now that the Abby Lee Dance Studio have been named the overall national champions, what craziness will the kids be subjected to in order to keep the title? I wait with baited breath to find out.
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I never messed with that Toddlers and Tiaras nonsense and I've only seen one episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but you'd best believe I've watched every episode of Dance Moms. Abby Lee Miller is one of the most hilariously insane reality TV figures probably in history - she's loud, she's obnoxious, she's teaching dance even though it's pretty clear she was probably never actually a dancer herself... what's not to love?
There's something vaguely terrifying about young dancers being...
I didn't even realise Bruce Willis was married again for some reason, but apparently he is to the young lady above, Emma Heming-Willis. Well, she's pregnant, meaning that ole Brucey is going to be a father for the fifth time. Hurrah?
This will be his second child with Emma - they already have a 20-month-old daughter named Mabel Ray. His other kids were with Demi Moore - his 19-year-old daughter Tallulah, 22-year-old Scout and 25-year-old Rumer.
From People:
The Willis’ rep had no comm...
Thank Christ that last night was the finale of The Voice, because it's been a really long season and it just needed to finish. I was glad to see Tessanne Chin finally crowned the winner as she was the best of the three finalists, but before we could get to that result, we had lots of performances - many of which were boring and some others that were not too bad.
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R Kelly really, really isn't funny anymore [The Superficial]
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While Khloe Kardashian has been laying low since filing for divorce from husband Lamar Odom earlier this week, there's one person you can always count on to give you the scoop - even if it's not a scoop you asked or even one that's particularly appropriate. That's right, Kris Jenner is here to run her mouth about her daughter's personal affairs, because what else has she got to do?
Here's what the worst momager in the world told E! News:
"Khloé really is so great. She's strong and…the good n...
Chris Brown is a dickhead of the highest order (and is currently training up Justin Bieber to follow in his footsteps), and frankly he should have been in prison a long ass time ago. After he assaulted Rihanna. After he assaulted any number of people, really. And yet here he is, free as a bird, out there in the world to assault more people and get away with it. Ain't life grand?
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Angelina Jolie looks a bit lost on the set of 'Unbroken' [Bohomoth]
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A judge at the High Court ruled that photogs can no longer follow Harry "voluntarily" (is there any other way?) but apparently this whole no ...
Kelly Rowland has been with her boyfriend, Tim Witherspoon, for several years now, so he finally decided to "put a ring on it" (her words!) by proposing to her... on Skype. Romance isn't dead!
Here's what Kelly had to say about it on The Queen Latifah Show:
"He asked me first on Skype. And I was like, 'We're so far away from each other'."
"I remember we were both just kinda like, honestly, just staring at each other. And he asked me, and it was just that simple to say yes. I was like, 'I g...
There's not much commentary necessary for this one: Beyoncé's new album is slaying the charts, and the videos that came with it are certainly making their impact, as well. The most recent to be fully released is for the track 'Drunk In Love', in which Bey talks about "grinding on that wood" and "swerving on that wood" and basically getting fucked really well by Jay-Z. That's sorta the theme of this album, in a lot of ways, and hey, whatever, to each her own.
I don't even really know what to say her...
Leonardo DiCaprio is a great, underrated actor, so it should be no surprise that he likes to do his own "stunts", and by stunts I mean his own sex scenes. While some have suggested that Leo got a body double in for the intimate parts of The Wolf of Wall Street, he wants you to know that's not the case and in fact it's his very own body you see "flopping around". Try to hold back your vomit after reading that description.
From Extra TV:
DiCaprio revealed, “It was all me, pal… all the flop...
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