Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have made it this far together, despite the fact that she clearly hates him and he has an on-and-off alcohol and anger issue and walks around begging Kourtney for sex all the time, only to get turned down nine times out of ten. At least that's what I've seen from the Keeping Up with the Kardashians episodes I've watched.
They've taken several breaks over the years, but they always end up back together. Kourtney will never marry him, but does that...
Selena Gomez was due to head over to Asia Australia for some concerts in early 2014 following the release of her latest album, Stars Dance, but that won't be happening now. No, Selena's not ill, there weren't scheduling conflicts or anything like that. Instead, she just needs to... spend some time on her own and "become a better person", apparently. Whut?
Here's her statement (via Billboard):
“My fans are so important to me and I would never want to disappoint them,” comments Gomez i...
Was the Kardashian's Illuminati Christmas card Kanye's idea? [Amy Grindhouse]
You will click on Miley Cyrus because God is dead [The Superficial]
Adele got a case of the giggles at Buckingham Palace [Lainey Gossip]
Celebs are normal people too, you know [theBERRY]
Beyoncé watches feminist videos on YouTube [The Frisky]
Seth Rogen & Zac Efron are in that 'Neighbors' movie together [I'm Not Obsessed]
Brandi Glanville thinks she makes 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' what it is [Celebitchy]
Aw, look at little Justin Bieber doing his toug...
If this doesn't make your Christmas season bright, I honestly don't know what will. Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are the best of friends, and they went to see Santa together. Just one question: Why are Patrick's feet so small?
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It's more innocent than you're probably thinking - Jennifer Lawrence's friend sent her a bunch of butt plugs as a joke one time and she kept them in her hotel room, where they were discovered by one of the maids. Instead of being embarrassed by her discovery, the maid apparently set them out all fancy for her - ha! Makes for a great story, at least. Let's watch Jennifer tell it on Conan, eh?
I know JLaw is a bit of a spaz and sorta embarrassing sometimes, but you just have to love her unfiltered ...
I don't watch Duck Dynasty - I don't even know what the show's about, to be honest - but I do know it's gotten massive popular and people seem to love it. Well, one of the stars of the show, Phil Robertson, gave an interview with GQ recently in which he made a bunch of anti-gay remarks that got him suspended indefinitely from the show. Here's what he said, for reference:
"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman ...
Beyoncé's unannounced self-titled album is absolutely smashing records left and right, and for good reason - it's a damn good record, with a clever concept in the whole "visual album" thing. No one does it quite like Beyoncé, and no one's more aware of that than the lady herself, who insists that she's worked harder than anyone she knows to get everything she has (but that doesn't really matter, because she still cares about Blue Ivy more than anything fame can bring).
"I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I...
Demi Lovato quit The X Factor before it could quit her [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh God, R. Kelly responded to the Village Voice's accusations [The Superficial]
Paul Rudd is literally a superhero now [Lainey Gossip]
Is Miley's 'We Can't Stop' the perfect Christmas song? [theBERRY]
Kristen Johnson from 'Third Rock from the Sun' has a rare form of lupus [The Frisky]
Reese Witherspoon's kids are really cute [I'm Not Obsessed]
Does Prince William call Kate Middleton 'babykins'? [Celebitchy]
I don't know who Jessica Jarr...
SPOILER ALERT if you haven't watched the season finale of Homeland, but shit finally got real. This season was as slow as molasses throughout, and while I get they were going for a slow burn, it was a bit too slow, if you ask me. In any case, they did finally throw a twist in at the end: Brody, after "redeeming himself" by killing someone high up in the Iranian government, is captured and hanged in a public execution as Carrie watched. Ouch! But also, hell yeah. That kinda needed to happen.
...
This case has been ongoing for a while, but I have steered clear of covering it because it's just too disgusting. You probably have heard of the case, but if you haven't, here's a quick rundown: Ian Watkins of the band Lostprophets was found a few months back to have been trying to rape babies (like, actual babies) and underage girls, sexually assaulting young girls, getting fans implicit in sexually abusing their own children and a whole SLEW of other charges that I won't even go into here because ...
Eva Mendes is probably going to be single soon [Amy Grindhouse]
Is Shia LaBeouf a plagiarist? Maybe! [Lainey Gossip]
George Zimmerman copied his painting from ShutterStock [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts are the best... probably ever! [theBERRY]
Lindsay Lohan is doing just fine, everyone! [IDLYITW]
Why won't Lady GaGa just put some clothes on? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
What did we learn from Lorde's Reddit AMA? [The Frisky]
Nothing to see here, just Karlie Kloss out and about [Moe Jackson]
...
That's right, Adele's getting an MBE - a Member of the British Empire - from Queen Elizabeth. That's a pretty high honor, though she won't quite be able to call herself Dame Adele - that's reserved for DBEs and GBEs. Still, it's pretty great, and speaks to just how much Adele achieved before she seemingly dropped off the face of the earth to have babies and be a housewife (no shade there - totally down with that).
PJ Harvey is also getting an MBE, which is pretty excellent. I used to love me...
Somehow, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have made it this far together, despite the fact that she clearly hates him and he has an on-and-off alcohol and anger issue and walks around begging Kourtney for sex all the time, only to get turned down nine times out of ten. At least that's what I've seen from the Keeping Up with the Kardashians episodes I've watched.
They've taken several breaks over the years, but they always end up back together. Kourtney will never marry him, but does that...
Selena Gomez was due to head over to Asia Australia for some concerts in early 2014 following the release of her latest album, Stars Dance, but that won't be happening now. No, Selena's not ill, there weren't scheduling conflicts or anything like that. Instead, she just needs to... spend some time on her own and "become a better person", apparently. Whut?
Here's her statement (via Billboard):
“My fans are so important to me and I would never want to disappoint them,” comments Gomez i...
Was the Kardashian's Illuminati Christmas card Kanye's idea? [Amy Grindhouse]
You will click on Miley Cyrus because God is dead [The Superficial]
Adele got a case of the giggles at Buckingham Palace [Lainey Gossip]
Celebs are normal people too, you know [theBERRY]
Beyoncé watches feminist videos on YouTube [The Frisky]
Seth Rogen & Zac Efron are in that 'Neighbors' movie together [I'm Not Obsessed]
Brandi Glanville thinks she makes 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' what it is [Celebitchy]
Aw, look at little Justin Bieber doing his toug...
If this doesn't make your Christmas season bright, I honestly don't know what will. Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are the best of friends, and they went to see Santa together. Just one question: Why are Patrick's feet so small?
Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...
It's more innocent than you're probably thinking - Jennifer Lawrence's friend sent her a bunch of butt plugs as a joke one time and she kept them in her hotel room, where they were discovered by one of the maids. Instead of being embarrassed by her discovery, the maid apparently set them out all fancy for her - ha! Makes for a great story, at least. Let's watch Jennifer tell it on Conan, eh?
I know JLaw is a bit of a spaz and sorta embarrassing sometimes, but you just have to love her unfiltered ...
I don't watch Duck Dynasty - I don't even know what the show's about, to be honest - but I do know it's gotten massive popular and people seem to love it. Well, one of the stars of the show, Phil Robertson, gave an interview with GQ recently in which he made a bunch of anti-gay remarks that got him suspended indefinitely from the show. Here's what he said, for reference:
"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman ...
Beyoncé's unannounced self-titled album is absolutely smashing records left and right, and for good reason - it's a damn good record, with a clever concept in the whole "visual album" thing. No one does it quite like Beyoncé, and no one's more aware of that than the lady herself, who insists that she's worked harder than anyone she knows to get everything she has (but that doesn't really matter, because she still cares about Blue Ivy more than anything fame can bring).
"I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I...
Demi Lovato quit The X Factor before it could quit her [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh God, R. Kelly responded to the Village Voice's accusations [The Superficial]
Paul Rudd is literally a superhero now [Lainey Gossip]
Is Miley's 'We Can't Stop' the perfect Christmas song? [theBERRY]
Kristen Johnson from 'Third Rock from the Sun' has a rare form of lupus [The Frisky]
Reese Witherspoon's kids are really cute [I'm Not Obsessed]
Does Prince William call Kate Middleton 'babykins'? [Celebitchy]
I don't know who Jessica Jarr...
SPOILER ALERT if you haven't watched the season finale of Homeland, but shit finally got real. This season was as slow as molasses throughout, and while I get they were going for a slow burn, it was a bit too slow, if you ask me. In any case, they did finally throw a twist in at the end: Brody, after "redeeming himself" by killing someone high up in the Iranian government, is captured and hanged in a public execution as Carrie watched. Ouch! But also, hell yeah. That kinda needed to happen.
...
This case has been ongoing for a while, but I have steered clear of covering it because it's just too disgusting. You probably have heard of the case, but if you haven't, here's a quick rundown: Ian Watkins of the band Lostprophets was found a few months back to have been trying to rape babies (like, actual babies) and underage girls, sexually assaulting young girls, getting fans implicit in sexually abusing their own children and a whole SLEW of other charges that I won't even go into here because ...
Eva Mendes is probably going to be single soon [Amy Grindhouse]
Is Shia LaBeouf a plagiarist? Maybe! [Lainey Gossip]
George Zimmerman copied his painting from ShutterStock [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts are the best... probably ever! [theBERRY]
Lindsay Lohan is doing just fine, everyone! [IDLYITW]
Why won't Lady GaGa just put some clothes on? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
What did we learn from Lorde's Reddit AMA? [The Frisky]
Nothing to see here, just Karlie Kloss out and about [Moe Jackson]
...
That's right, Adele's getting an MBE - a Member of the British Empire - from Queen Elizabeth. That's a pretty high honor, though she won't quite be able to call herself Dame Adele - that's reserved for DBEs and GBEs. Still, it's pretty great, and speaks to just how much Adele achieved before she seemingly dropped off the face of the earth to have babies and be a housewife (no shade there - totally down with that).
PJ Harvey is also getting an MBE, which is pretty excellent. I used to love me...