Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Evander Holyfield Compares Being Gay to Being Handicapped

evander holyfield I wish I could just LOL at ignorance all the live-long day (as I often do in response to some of the more insane comments posted on this site), but alas, it's close-minded shit like this that makes this world a little sadder and harder to live in if you're anything other than a straight white man. You see, Evander Holyfield is over in the UK right now doing Celebrity Big Brother, and he had a conversation with one of his fellow housemates during which he made some rather unsavoury comments abou...

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justin timberlake jessica biel What's really going on with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? [Lainey Gossip] Eva Longoria is Maxim's 2014 Woman of the Year - agreed? [Amy Grindhouse] Jessica Simpson has lost a lot of weight, everyone! [The Superficial] Even Charlie Sheen thinks Ashton Kutcher is "lame" [Moe Jackson] Cameron Diaz wants to see her aging face, thanks [Celebitchy] Camille Grammar got a restraining order against her abusive ex [ICYDK] Rihanna is a golden girl, we can all agree [I'm Not Obsessed...

Let’s Watch Macaulay Culkin Perform a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover

macaulay culkin Everyone thought (hoped?) it was a joke when it was revealed that Macaulay Culkin, former child star, heroin addict and lover of Mila Kunis, is now in a pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band called Pizza Underground. This is great news and also a great idea, because pizza is delicious - just ask Kevin McCallister: Luckily, Noisey (owned by those Vice folks) managed to get Naked Pizza to perform for them - and it's super weird. There's floating pizza, weird camera effects to lend a '60s era vibe, Macaulay playing a kazoo wi...

Shia LaBeouf Will Send Dick Pics For a Job

shia labeouf Shia LaBeouf is many things: a plagiarist, a raging asshole, a "serious actor" and apparently a sender of dick pics, especially when there's a movie role at stake. You see, Lars von Trier was getting ready to cast Nymphomaniac, and Shia really wanted to whip it out in that film, so he figured the best way to secure the part was by, well, sending HIS part in picture form to the film's production team. Classy! From an interview with von Trier's Zentropa Productions: "The first info we got - and...

Don’t Worry, Charlie Sheen Didn’t Really Marry That Porn Star

charlie sheen brett rossi Charlie Sheen has been dating ex-porn star Brett Rossi for a little while now, and during a recent trip to the Icelandic capital of Reykjavík, the pair posed for a photo in front of the French consulate there. Charlie posted that photo to Twitter, along with a claim that they'd gotten married. Feast your eyes on this: this is the house ware M Gorbachev R Reagan did some epic. it's also where S and I GOT MARRIED! c #RumorMilUhPede http://t.co/Oz...

Madonna’s 13-Year-Old Son is a Booze Hound Already

rocco madonna Is the phrase "booze hound" used by anyone anymore? Probably not, but let's go with it. Madonna's 13-year-old son Rocco (WHEN DID HE GET TO BE A TEENAGER? Christ, time flies!) was photographed holding a bottle of what looks to be Bombay Sapphire and it's causing all kinds of stir. That's him up there in the center. The whole thing is, he didn't get papped or photos weren't leaked by some money-grubbing "friend". Instead, Madonna herself posted the photo to her Instagram page, leading parents ...

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Farrah Abraham Hosts The Sapphire Pool & Day Club Farrah Abraham hired a fake boyfriend for 'Couples Therapy' [The Superficial] Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are totally doing it [Lainey Gossip] Yes, Anastasia Ashley, we get it - you think you're cute [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Gwyneth Paltrow is still starving herself, just FYI [Amy Grindhouse] Here's Disney's new star, just for you [Moe Jackson] What were the Top 10 Nude Scenes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Julia Roberts looked fantastic in Palm Springs [Celebitchy] Selena Gomez is clearly really smart [IDLYITW] Now we know why Gwyneth Paltrow is s...

Lily Allen Is Steering Clear of Pop Clichés

lily allen Lily Allen is back in the music game, having released a lovely Christmas cover for John Lewis and her own new single, 'Hard Out Here'. This, of course, means a full-length album must be following sometime soon, but Lily wants you to know that her lyrics will be as frank as ever and she has no plans of sitting around talking about the same bullshit the rest of these stars do. From Q Magazine: "It's no use just singing about being famous, or rhyming 'crazy' with 'baby' a million times over...

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Jennifer+Lawrence Jennifer Lawrence is really trying to clean up her act [Amy Grindhouse] What do we feel about Maria Menounos' butt? [The Superficial] This is a "sexy" shot of Rumer Willis [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Sandra Bullock is "over 40", in case you forgot [Lainey Gossip] Olga Kent gets her ass out in Miami, just for you [Moe Jackson] Gretchen Weiners got married! [IDLYITW] Tila Tequila did anal and oh man, it's explicit [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] This is the kind of "bare" Courtney Stodden should be going for [Fishwrapper] Cate ...

‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ Got Its First Preview

jimmy fallon I wasn't sure how I felt when I heard Jimmy Fallon would be taking over Jay Leno's slot on The Tonight Show. I really like Jimmy and I like his show now. Plus, I hate Jay Leno, so it seemed to be a win-win. (However, don't get me started on Seth Meyers taking over Jimmy's slot. That's going to be AWFUL.) In any case, if you, too, couldn't make up your mind as to how you feel about Jimmy doing The Tonight Show, here's a little something to help you out - it's the first trailer! On second...

Boo Hoo, Lady GaGa Has Been “Gravely Mismanaged”

lady gaga A week can't go by without Lady GaGa finding something to come to the press about being hard done by - whether it be the press itself, the music industry, fame, life... you get the drift. This time around, the Lady is upset about the delay of her music video for 'Do What U Want', something that's all her management's fault. You see, her management is apparently shit and are always delaying her projects and interrupting her artistic vision, so what better way to solve such an issue than to take to her website a...

The Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé Uproar Was Based on LIES!

miley cyrus love magazine Okay, let's set the scene: a certain US "news" website (I'm not being coy - it's not certain where exactly it originated) claimed that in an interview with LOVE magazine, Miley Cyrus was talking shit about Beyoncé, saying she fell off her game and that Miley herself was the new bitch with all the curves and the moves to take the throne. The exact "quotes" are below (via DS): Cyrus was quoted as saying that Beyoncé has been "out for such a long time" and that, although the 'XO' singer is "a...