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Listen: Lily Allen’s New Single, ‘Air Balloon’

lily allen air balloon Lily Allen has already teased us with a new album by releasing 'Hard Out Here', which was a great track, but also a bit farcical so not really a marker of what we might expect from a new full-length LP. Well, now we have a bit more of a hint with her latest single, 'Air Balloon', which she released the audio of earlier this morning. It's a really, really good track. Very MIA 'Paper Planes' but with some incredibly smooth production - all the rough edges have been taken out of this and it's j...

Shia LaBeouf is Retiring from Public Life

shia labeouf Well, it's Friday, and while the impending weekend is enough to keep our spirits lifted, we've got something else for you: Shia LaBeouf has announced that he's retiring from all aspects of public life due to people "attacking" his "artistic integrity" (translation: calling his ass out for being a plagiarizing dickhead). Shia announced the news on his Twitter page earlier this morning, which was rather unfair, really, as I think we all would have liked to celebrate properly but most of us were...

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lindsay lohan black dress fashion show Brace yourself for a Lindsay Lohan sex tape [Bohomoth] Kim Kardashian wants to remind you of her OLD face [Amy Grindhouse] Heidi Klum's boob game is just flawless [The Superficial] Dianna Agron is giving us some classy cleavage [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] What have celebs been up to on Twitter this week? [theBERRY] Olga Kent is having some bikini trouble [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Vanessa Hudgens is the new face of Bongo jeans [Starpulse] Justin Timberlake thanked his wife in front of his ex [Lainey Gossip] Emma Watson has a new boyfriend and a bik...

Anne Hathaway Nearly Drowned to Death

anne hathaway Anne Hathaway has been cooling her heels, lately - probably writing another Oscar speech for a future win she's Secret-ing as we speak - and spent some time vacationing in Hawaii lately. However, not all is fine and dandy in Anne's world, as she nearly drowned in Oahu recently when she got caught in a riptide and had to be rescued by a surfer. From Radar Online: Anne Hathaway had a super scary moment in Hawaii, as the Les Miserables beauty encountered serious danger when she was caught in a fierce rip current while swimming on the be...

Whitney Houston’s Daughter Bobbi Kristina Married Her Brother Lover

bobbi kristina Last summer, Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina announced that she was engaged to her "adopted brother" Nick Gordon - news that wasn't so welcome to her father, Bobby Brown, or... anyone else, really. However, we knew it was going to happen and indeed, now it seems it has, since Bobbi posted the following photo on Twitter: @nickdgordon ????????????????! #HappilyMarried• SO#Inlove• if you didn't get it the first time that is..???? ??&??! ???? pic.twitter.com/AgsYCOn6Us— Bobbi Kristina H.G. (@REALbkBrown) January 10, 2014 Bobbi Kristina is only 20, so...

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Kelly+Osbourne Kelly Osbourne will never shut up about ending her engagement now [Amy Grindhouse] Is Debby Ryan our new Selena Gomez? [The Superficial] Emily Maynard is engaged for the fourth time - this one will last, I'm sure [ICYDK] So, who's Taylor Swift's new boyfriend this week? [Lainey Gossip] Madonna thinks Lourdes needs more discipline than Rocco [Bohomoth] Ireland Baldwin needs to stop with the bikini selfies [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Maria Menounos has a nice ass, in case you forgot [Moe J...

Mark Wahlberg on Harry Styles: ‘I want to punch that little prick’

mark wahlberg Mark Wahlberg is your standard, run-of-the-mill tough guy (or so he thinks), so he often says shit that he probably thinks sounds really impressive but actually just makes him look sorta corny and like a bit of an asshole. Latest case in point: during an interview on Conan this week, Mark revealed that his daughter is a big fan of One Direction - and band member Harry Styles, in particular. Well, Mark doesn't like that his daughters - one of which who is only 4 years old, keep in mind - likes anyone other than her own father, so he wants to beat the shit out of Harry Styles, who...

Parisians Are Rude to Scarlett Johansson

scarlett johansson I mean, Parisians are rude to everyone, right? That's like, a French thing - they're sophisticated and beautiful and willowy and eat lots of cheese and they're rude as hell. It's all so dreamy!** Well, it's not all that dreamy for everyone. Scarlett Johansson, for example, has been living in the City of Lights with her fiancé Romain Dauriac, and the locals haven't been all that welcoming lately. She shared her experience during an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman: In case you're too ...

Kelly Osbourne and Fiancé Matthew Mosshart Called It Quits

kelly osbourne matthew mosshart Damn. Kelly Osbourne doesn't seem to have much luck when it comes to love. It seemed things were on the up and up when she announced last summer that she and rocker boyfriend Matthew Mosshart were engaged. Unfortunately, Kelly won't be walking down the aisle with a man with longer hair than hers after all, as they've broken things off. What happened? Well, who knows. All we do know is that it was "amicable" (yeah, okay) and that they still very much love each other and all of that. I'm not sure why...

Beyoncé Crashed a Karaoke Party, Ruined Friendships Forever

beyonce kelly rowland karaoke I'm back on the Beyoncé train these days - hey, if you've listened to the self-titled album, you really can't blame me - so I loved reading that Bey crashed into a booth at Sing Sing Karaoke in Miami on Tuesday when she heard the girls in it were singing her song 'Party'. Kelly Rowland was with her, and the girls took forever to even realise that it was Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland standing in front of them. The worst part of this story is that one of the girls was sleeping (yes, in a karaoke booth - she must'...

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Lindsay+Lohan+topless Oops, Lindsay Lohan's stolen laptop was full of nudes! [Amy Grindhouse] I don't think Malin Akerman's breasts really stood a chance [The Superficial] Does Katie Couric hate trans people? [Lainey Gossip] Audrina Patridge is trying to make a bikini comeback [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Oh dear, Kanye West might have a body odor problem [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Do Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp secretly hate each other? [Celebitchy] Anne Hathaway needs to check that bikini top [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Jon Gosselin is ...