Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Scarlett Johansson Isn’t Rushing to Get Married

scarlett johansson Scarlett Johansson got engaged to her rude ass French boyfriend Romain Dauriac last summer, so one would assume she's busy planning her flashy wedding ceremony and creating her registry at Crate & Barrel (or whatever that Parisian equivalent is). However, that's not the case. She's busy making movies, so matrimony will have to wait. From Parade: I’m busy planning Avengers 2 right now! That’s my main focus. I’ve never been a big planning kind of person. I’d never share it with anybody, but I think more than anything I feel r...

Shia LaBeouf’s Recent Shenanigans Were Just “Performance Art”

shia labeouf Shia LaBeouf, World's Greatest Douchebag, has a new defense for why he's taken his dickishness to the next level lately: it's just performance art, baby. He's not really a plagiarizing, headbutting drunkard with a serious need for attention and a lack of accountability for his actions! No, of course not! He's just being an ARTIST! He explained this in a series of posts on Twitter, but later deleted them. Luckily, Gossip Cop has the scoop and saved the images he posted on his account: This is apparently what retiring from the public eye looks like. This dude needs...

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jennifer-lawrence Jennifer Lawrence has been complaining about "armpit vaginas" now [Amy Grindhouse] Would you let Mike Tyson around your children? [The Superficial] Brad Pitt's finally started doing some work [Lainey Gossip] The Bachelor star Juan Pablo Galavis thinks gay people should stay off TV [Celebitchy] These are the houses of our celebrities [theBERRY] Drake dressed up as Lil Wayne as Steve Urkel on 'SNL' [The Frisky] Adriana Lima did a pretty sexy Victoria's Secret shoot [Moe Jackson] Lindsay Lohan is looking a bit healthier these days [Ce...

One Direction’s Liam Payne Loves ‘Duck Dynasty’, Swears He’s Not Homophobic

duck dynasty liam payne Duck Dynasty certainly hasn't suffered in the ratings, as America's rednecks have come together to watch the show in record numbers since the whole "anal sex is nasty" debacle involving Phil Robertson. In case you forgot, he started spewing racist and anti-gay bullshit, A&E suspended him, the whole family threatened to quit and, scared of losing out on a massive amount of revenue, A&E backed down and let the show go on as normal, which seems to have worked out well for everyone... and by...

Newsflash: Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Best Friends with the Obamas

bey jay white house Just in case you forgot, Beyoncé and Jay-Z love Barack and Michelle Obama, and the First Family love them, too... so much so that Bey and Jay were invited - Blue Ivy in tow - to the White House to celebrate Michelle's 50th birthday this past weekend. The party wasn't short on celebrities - John Legend was there (he and Bey apparently performed together), as were Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Hudson, Samuel L. Jackson and Smokey Robinson. We all know by now that a party ain't a party unless y...

Bruce Springsteen: ‘Kanye West is Incredible’

bruce springsteen kanye west Bruce Springsteen is The Boss, and what he says goes. He knows music, and he knows what he likes. That turns out to be Kanye West, who Bruce describes as "incredible". He had a lot to say about Yeezus in a new interview with NPR - have a read. "[He] is incredible. I mean, the record-making facility, there's a lot of hours in those records. And I saw him on television, he did the song called 'Blood on the Leaves' on Later... With Jools Holland - it was fantastic, you know." "I still find him v...

Dennis Rodman is in Rehab Now

dennis rodman Dennis Rodman has been making an ass out of himself for years, but lately things have taken a slightly more insane turn when he started defending the North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un, even going so far as to refer to him as a "friend". He also claimed that an American who's been detained there for over a year now should have thought harder about whatever it is he did and basically, he was shit outta luck. A lot of people didn't take too kindly to that, so Rodman later apologised and admitted he was dru...

A Scammer Got $100,000 Using Miley Cyrus’ Name

miley Fans showed up at the Miami South Beach Outdoor Festival on New Year's Day this year expecting to be treated to (or tortured with) an appearance by Miley Cyrus, but she never actually showed. Promoters were furious, claiming that they forked over a ton of money to her booking agent - $125,000, to be exact - and were promised she'd be there. Turns out, that "booking agent" might not have any real connection to Miley. From TMZ: A Florida concert promotion company says it sent $125K to a woman claiming ...

Angelina Jolie’s ‘Maleficent’ Has a New Trailer!

maleficent Angelina Jolie is playing the lead role of Maleficent in Disney's live action film of the same name, but up until now, we only had a few measly photos and a few seconds of video to go on. This weekend, a full trailer was released and now we can see what's in store when the film his theatres on May 30. Elle Fanning plays Aurora, which is interesting casting. I like Elle Fanning, but I wonder if she's not slightly too young for the part. Either way, it looks like it'll be a really entertainin...

The Lena Dunham / ‘Vogue’ / Jezebel Saga Continues…

lena jezebel In case you've missed the saga that's swept the Internet this past week, "feminist" website Jezebel (I put that in quotes for a reason) decided last week to put a $10,000 bounty out for images of Lena Dunham from her Vogue cover shoot that hadn't been retouched. Of course, someone sent those photos over and Jezebel posted them, admitting themselves that not too many changes were made, but still pointing out each and every one. The whole thing felt in poor taste, and commenters on the website ...

Laura Linney Welcomed Her First Child, a Baby Boy

laura linney marc schauer Laura Linney and husband Marc Schauer have welcomed their first child together, a baby boy, it's been revealed. Laura gave birth in Los Angeles on Tuesday, January 8. Here's the scoop from People: The actress, 49, recently became a mom after giving birth to a baby boy on Wednesday, Jan. 8, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. Son Bennett Armistead Schauer is the first child for Linney and her husband Marc Schauer. “Mother and baby are happy and healthy,” the rep tells PEOPLE. The couple became engaged in 2007 and were married in May 2009. “They are very happy,...

One Direction’s Niall Horan Is Doing Just Fine After Major Knee Surgery

niall horan NOOOO, NIALLLL!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO YOU BABY BOY?!?!?!! OMG I LUV U AND U WIL BE OKAY I WILL BE UR NURSE!!!! ~ me as a One Direction stan Okay, so Niall Horan from One Direction apparently had a serious problem with his knee (who knew?) and had to get major surgery. We don't know what in particular the operation was for, but we do know that Niall made it out a-okay and is recovering well, as he assured fans on Twitter. Hey guys I know most of you have seen those pics today! Yes I've had major knee surgery , a much l...