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Here’s Your First ’50 Shades of Grey’ Poster

50 shades Hope you're all getting moist in your nether regions for the upcoming watered-down 50 Shades of Grey movie that will not contain any of the explicit sex scenes that the entire book is based on! It's gonna be GREAT! Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson have "chemistry" which they'll totally put on show for you via a lot of lip biting and some sultry looks before the camera cuts when panties start dropping. I'm sure it'll be everything that people who actually like that shite were hoping for. In a...

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are Breaking Into the World of Children’s Book Writing

mariah carey nick cannon dem babies Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon may be constantly surrounded by rumours that they're headed for divorce (once Mariah lets Nick out of his cage), but the fact is that their partnership as as strong as ever - and now it's going to extend into the world of children's literature! That's right, the Careys are coming together to pen (or have ghostwritten for them) a children's holiday book for Scholastic about their twins, Moroccan and Monroe. Roc and Roe's Twelve Days of Christmas is the title of t...

Joe Pesci Put His Finger Up Jonah Hill’s Ass

jonah hill jimmy fallon Sometimes on talk shows it seems as if celebrities aren't quite sure what to say, so they start telling stories that never needed to be aired publicly. Such was the case with Jonah Hill, who hit up Jimmy Fallon's show on Thursday night and spun a yarn about that time Joe Pesci stuck his finger up Jonah's ass. Oh yeah, fun times all around! You don't often hear about Joe Pesci these days (though I think of him fondly whenever I watch Home Alone), and I doubt this is the association he'd li...

Nicole Kidman’s Grace Kelly Biopic Won’t See the Light of Day After All

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly in Grace of Monaco Hope you weren't getting your hopes up for Nicole Kidman's Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco. While it was originally due for release in November 2013 and was then moved to March 2014, it's now been cancelled indefinitely due to a "disagreement" between director Olivier Dahan and Harvey Weinstein. From The Hollywood Reporter: The movie has yet to be delivered to Harvey Weinstein's company, making it difficult to begin generating final marketing materials, sources tell The Hollywood Reporter. ...

Justin Bieber Thinks He’s Michael Jackson Now

justin bieber michael jacksno Justin Bieber has been in some serious shit lately, making his first (of what I'm sure will be many) trips to jail after a DUI and drag racing and loading up on Xanax and weed and God knows what else. He's out now, and while many would expect him to apologize for his behaviour or offer up some kind of explanation for what in the hell is wrong in his measly brain, we kinda got the exact opposite instead: an Instagram photo of himself outside of prison pasted next to a photo of Michael Jackson. Because yes, they're SO COMPLETELY THE SAME. Let...

Tori Spelling’s Husband, Dean McDermott, Is in Rehab Now

tori spelling dean mcdermott Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott, was basically caught with his dick out (and/or in another woman), which is no good. Apparently he told the woman he cheated with that he and Tori never have sex, which totally explains why she's pregnant every time you turn around, but whatever. In a desperate attempt to get out of trouble/not take responsibility for his actions, Dean has now checked himself into rehab to deal with "personal issues". Here's his statement: "I am truly sorry for the...

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cate-blanchett Yep, Cate Blanchett was "a couple of sheets to the wind" at the Golden Globes [Celebitchy] What in the hell did ESPN Mag do to Nicki Minaj's face? [Amy Grindhouse] Carmen Electra never learned the fine art of subtlety, clearly [The Superficial] Everyone loves Lupita Nyong'O, seriously [Lainey Gossip] Mila Kunis still doesn't give a shit what you think [I'm Not Obsessed] Gwyenth Paltrow and Kristin Chenoweth are back on Glee! [ICYDK] Jasmin Walia likes showing her ass [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] How does Katherine Heigl keep fi...

Britney Spears’ Las Vegas Show Is the Best Selling Ever

britney spears Welp, Britney Spears has gone and proved all of us wrong. Turns out her Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollywood is going REALLY well - far better than it's going for any other singer who's doing the same thing, and that's including Celine Dion and Elton John! While most people predicted this whole thing was going to be a major disaster and tank bigtime, in fact the exact opposite is happening. Good for Britney! According to StubHub, Britney's show is the best selling at the moment and is ...

Amanda Bynes Has Been Getting “Fired Up” at Workout Camp

amanda bynes Amanda Bynes left rehab in December and - in what is probably a positive mood for her mental health and well-being - has managed to pretty much stay out of the spotlight since as she continues to recover. Fair play, but what's she been doing? It seems we can't leave the poor girl alone and just have to know how she's spending her time, so People found out that she went on the Miracles Utah Fitness Retreat earlier this month for six hour-a-day workouts and some healthy meals in order to lose 5 lbs ...

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The Jon Hamm Dong Show Has a New Episode

jon hamm Jon Hamm will never learn to wear underwear - that much is clear. You can look at his dong all you'd like and he's still not going to protect his modesty. No, he's a free man, a red-blooded American with the right to let his junk hang free wherever he may go! Besides, it's your fault for looking! As he told Rolling Stone last year: "They're called 'privates' for a reason. I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off." Yeah, lay off, pervs! Don't at all pay any attention to Jon Hamm's do...

Justin Bieber Made Bail, Is Out of Jail

justin bieber Justin Bieber may have been grinning like a hyena in his mugshot, but things seemed a bit different the following morning when the little dickhead sobered up and realised he was actually in some shit. He went before a judge in Miami on Thursday morning to answer to his charges and looked more than a little confused and ashamed (though not quite enough for my personal liking). His bail was set at $2,500, which he obviously posted, and he was released yesterday afternoon. HE'S ON THE LOOSE! ...