Today's Evil Beet Gossip

How Much Did Chris Brown Pay this Judge, Then?

Chris Brown Chris Brown is a dickhead of epic proportions, the forefather whose asshole status is that which Justin Bieber has aspired to ascend to. He has committed so many crimes with such blatant lack of remorse and/or improvement... and yet here he is, a free man. He was in court recently, as we all know, facing his latest assault charges and while prosecutors want him in jail for it, a California judge thought he'll do better in a rehab facility. Fuuuuuuuuuck off. Judge James R Brandlin claims tha...

Miley Cyrus Hopes She’s Still Singing Naked at 75, Apparently

miley cyrus We've all seen the weird W Magazine photoshoot Miley Cyrus did for this month's cover, but if you peeked inside at the interview, you'll no doubt have read some of the horse manure coming out of her mouth and probably rolled your eyes so far back in your head that you couldn't read anymore. One of the funniest bits of shit she talked was about how she's going to be just like her godmother Dolly Parton (HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?) and be doing the same thing she's doing now when she's 75. Now t...

David Beckham Plays with Legos to Calm Down

david beckham David Beckham has had a long and illustrious career in football, but now he's retired and has a bunch of free time to be a father, get his wife to smile and... play with Legos, apparently. In a feature for the Sunday Times Magazine, he opened up about his life off the pitch and it's... kinda regular. "When the kids finish school, they might have different activities going on like football or rugby. But when they get home we'll often play one of their favorite games, like Connect 4. ''They ...

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Lindsay+Lohan The producers of Lindsay Lohan's new movie are convicted coke smugglers [The Superficial] What in the hell happened to Scarlett Johansson's ribs? [Amy Grindhouse] Even Tom Hiddleston has a softer side [Lainey Gossip] Does Vanessa Rivers have a nice bikini body? [Moe Jackson] Kylie Minogue is really hot, in case you forgot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Jessica Simpson brings her own root beer and vodka [Celebitchy] Married Harry Connick Jr. is in love with Sandra Bullock [ICYDK] Is Demi Lovato engaged or what? [ICYDK] A fan rushed Taylor Swift ...

Lily Allen on Music Comeback: ‘I Was Bored at Home with Kids’

lily allen Lily Allen is back in the spotlight, and pop music fans are excited. I know I can't wait to hear her new album. But why did Lily - who swore she was done with the music industry for good - decide to come back? The last we'd heard upon her retirement, she was ready to spend her time concentrating on being a wife and mum. Turns out, that wasn't so fulfilling after all and she really missed being creative. Talking to NRJ.com, she revealed: "Why did I choose to come back? I ran out of money! No, I'm joking! I thought I'd be a really happy mom just sitting at home, pla...

Kevin Jonas Is a Father Now

kevin jonas danielle jonas Hey, look! There's a new Jonas on the town. Kevin and Danielle Jonas have been expecting their first child for... well, I'd say it's about nine months, because Danielle has had the baby and now Kevin is a father! Because nothing is sacred, the first pic of their daughter - Alana Rose Jonas is her name, by the way - was put online by the laundry brand Dreft and then retweeted by Kevin. I'm not quite sure why in the world a laundry brand had the first pic of the Jonas baby, but whatever. Here she is: On this day, a little star was born. Meet Alena Rose Jonas. #BabyJonas pic.twitter.co...

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rihanna hum Wouldn't you like to go to a slumber party with Rihanna? [Lainey Gossip] How is this supposed to be Miley Cyrus' face and body? [Amy Grindhouse] Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan's friendship is the best [The Superficial] Jessica Simpson got Photoshopped for her brand [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] How about some new Kelly Brook bikini shots? [Moe Jackson] Christie Brinkley is tired of her lying exes [Celebitchy] Snooki almost got dumped over her partying [ICYDK] Kristin Cavallari is having a baby... [I'm Not Obsessed] Jasmine Wal...

Woody Allen Says Dylan Farrow Is Lying About Being Molested

woody allen dylan farrow This weekend, Dylan Farrow spoke out for the first time on the decades-old allegations that she was molested as a child by Woody Allen during his relationship with her adopted mother, Mia Farrow. In a piece for the New York Times, Dylan detailed her repeated sexual abuses by Allen and confirmed once and for all that she's never forgotten what happened to her - and how quick the world is to discount her experiences and lavish Allen in praise. Of course, Allen isn't taking such strong accusations ly...

What Did We Think of Bruno Mars and the Super Bowl Half-Time Show?

super bowl I don't like American football, so it should be no surprise that I didn't bother to turn on the TV for the Super Bowl last night - not even for the commercials (still haven't seen any!) or the Half-Time show, which is what most non-sports fans are actually in it for. That and the snacks, that is. In any case, I missed Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers performing, but luckily, there's video! I'm not a Bruno Mars fan, really, but you have to admit he kills it here. His live show/band i...

Here’s a Pic of Justin Bieber Sucking a Stripper’s Nipple

justin Justin Bieber must be missing the simplicity of his infancy, because he's been busy sucking on the nipple of a stripper who's apparently old enough to be his mother. TMZ published the photo, which somehow made its way online and shows what Big Man Justin gets up to on his off time. Apparently the stripper was hired to "entertain" Justin and Co. while in the recording studio in Los Angeles recently, and he and friend Khalil Sharieff (the same bro who was with him through the DUI debacle) decided...

Watch: Jennifer Lopez Debuts ‘Same Girl’ Video

jennifer lopez Good ole Jennifer Lopez. Despite her terrible decision to return to American Idol, I actually kinda like her - especially musically. She comes out with some serious pop "jamz", if you will, so I'm always interested to see what she does, even if it's not something I will buy or listen to at any other time than when it comes on the radio. Her new single is called 'Same Girl' and there's even a video to go with it! The song is from her upcoming TENTH studio album, and the only bad thing about it ...

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justin bieber Yup, Justin Bieber still refuses to understand that he's white [The Superficial] Where are Scarlett Johansson's ribs? [Amy Grindhouse] Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey look thrilled to be hanging out [Lainey Gossip] Which supermodel had the best Instagram account this week? [Moe Jackson] Margot Robbie's nude scene made its way online, just like she feared [Celebslam] Jessica Simpson is looking great! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Will Smith went skydiving in Dubai [Celebzter] Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ha...