Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Newsflash: Eva Mendes Isn’t Pregnant!

ellen I'm not sure who in the hell started this rumour, but it just goes to show that the press can't make its mind up, like, ever. First Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have broken up, and now she's apparently pregnant by him. According to her, neither of those things are true, but we're talking specifically about the pregnancy claims here. Eva appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to discuss the "ridiculous" idea that she might be having a baby. Spoiler: she ain't. "It's so ridiculous. It all started becaus...

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lil kim Lil Kim is apparently pregnant [I'm Not Obsessed] This is how Sofia Vergara dresses to go to the dentist [Celebslam] What did Jennifer Lopez get up to on that yacht? [Lainey Gossip] January Jones' son is adorable and is the only thing that makes her smile [ICYDK] Tom Hiddleston really doesn't want to sound like a twat [Celebitchy] Blake Griffin unfortunately didn't beat up Justin Bieber [IDLYITW] Farrah Abraham got backdoored - this time with bondage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] ...

Rihanna’s Former Accountant Almost Left Her Bankrupt

The 55th Annual GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals Rihanna is rich as shit and is worth about $45 million these days - certainly enough to ensure that she's well set for life. However, this wasn't always the case, and in fact she was apparently close to bankruptcy back in 2009 when some shitty accountant at Berdon LLP lost $9 million of her money. She's not taking things lying down, either - she's suing! From the New York Daily News: The 25-year-old pop star, whose real name is Robyn Fenty, says accountant Peter Gounis of Berdon LLP recom...

Nicki Minaj is Back in the Rap Game, I See

nicki minaj Nicki Minaj earned a nice chunk of cash American Idol for one season and released an album full of club tracks before taking a while off and telling people that she was over the whole 'Starships' phase of her career and was ready to get back in the rap game, where she started. This was exciting to hear - I was always a fan of her early mixtapes and while I don't mind the radio-friendly dance songs, I was always missing that Nicki attitude. So, when I heard she had released a new video/single called 'Lookin' Ass N***a', I was on that shit like white on rice. And then... I was ki...

Oh God, Billy Ray Cyrus Released a Hip Hop ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ Sequel

achy breaky heart Billy Ray Cyrus accomplished the feat of being a total embarrassment to his children and society at large long ago, but clearly he's decided to take things up a notch by releasing a hip hop sequel to his 1992 hit (and only hit, for that matter), 'Achy Breaky Heart'. It's got Larry King, semi-naked aliens, hooka smoking and a whole lotta fuckery. I have no idea what on earth possessed this guy to make this video - maybe he wants to steal some of Miley's press, or just embarrass her into hiding, because s...

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jennifer aniston 2000 Jennifer Aniston is in "deep shit" for not having kids? [Amy Grindhouse] Abbie Cornish doesn't mind showing her nipples on the red carpet [The Superficial] Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill are BFF [Lainey Gossip] Let's check out Vanessa Hudgens' fashion - for real this time [The Frisky] Shirley Temple was the cutest kid ever, right? [theBERRY] Anna Kendrick is adorable and totally underrated [Socialite Life] Drew Barrymore has a new book out - will you read? [ICYDK] What in the hell is Uma Thurman wearing...

Michael Jordan is the Father of Twins!

michael jordan yvette Michael Jordan and his wife Yvette Prieto Jordan have two reasons to celebrate: they're the parents of identical twin girls! Yvette gave birth on Sunday in West Palm Beach, Florida. Hurrah! The statement from their spokeswoman, Estee Portnoy, was short but sweet: "Yvette and the babies are doing well and the family is overjoyed at their arrival." I certainly don't envy these two starting over - Michael's already got three grown kids (all in their 20s) - but I bet they're super excited to have...

Kristen Stewart Wrote This “Embarrassing” Poem

kristen stewart So, Kristen Stewart is apparently more than just an actress - she's also an amateur poet and all-around artiste, and decided to share her "embarrassing" creation in the new issue of Marie Claire. Like, she literally recited this word for word despite the "it's awful" front. It's called "My Heart Is a Wiffleball / Freedom Pole" and... what?! Here it is in all its beauty: I reared digital moonlight You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen ...

Teen Girls Groped Justin Bieber Wax Figure Into Retirement

Justin Bieber Wax Figure Unveiled At Madame Tussauds Berlin Oh, you Beliebers are something else. Girls (I'm going to assume these are people under the age of 16) have been so antsy to get their hands on a piece of Justin "I'm a big hard man" Bieber that they were willing to settle for grabbing onto a likeness of him in wax figure form on display at Madame Tussaud's in New York City. In fact, so many of them gripped Wax Bieber so hard, so many times that the figure has deteriorated to the point where it's been taken off display and put into retirement. U...

Shia LaBeouf’s Still Copying Other People’s Work with New Art Exhibition

shia labeouf Shia LaBeouf has been suffering from a bit of a breakdown for a while now, which culminated in him turning up on a red carpet in Germany to promote Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac with a paper bag over his head bearing the words "I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE". Except you are, but maybe you should never have been in the first place. Well, now he's back in the states and he's taking his terror to the streets - er, well, to the Cohen Gallery in Los Angeles, where he's hosting an "art exhibition" entitled #IAMSORRY. It's an absolute rip off of some...

This Is the Real Life Christian Grey

christian grey Sure, 50 Shades of Grey is just repurposed Twilight fanfiction (no, literally, it is), but who was E.L. James getting hot and steamy in her knickers for when writing her "original" story? There has to be a real Christian Grey behind the character, right? Well, turns out, there is - 39-year-old Italian real estate agent Alessandro Proto, seen in the photo above, was apparently James' main inspiration to write due to their steamy love affair, LOL. From the New York Daily News: The duo met...