Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Boo hoo, Chris Brown says prosecutors are picking on him

chris brown jailChris Brown is still in jail and desperately trying to buy his way out, but prosecutors are fighting hard to keep him right where he is and trying to assure that he doesn't jilt the system yet again to get off without punishment. Of course, when Chris attempts to manipulate the law for his own gain, it's 100% legit and totally fine, but when prosecutors give him a taste of his own medicine, he starts crying about being picked on. From TMZ: Chris Brown says prosecutors in his Washington D.C. assault ...

North West went makeup-free in ‘Vogue’

kim kardashian north west kanye west Yes, because there was ever a question that a fucking BABY would wear make-up, it's news that in fact North West didn't need any cosmetic touching up at all for Kim & Kanye's much talked about Vogue shoot. Thank the good lord, because otherwise I'd question their sanity even more than I already do (and I don't think that's humanly possible). From Cosmopolitan: Baby North may have been the real star of the Vogue cover shoot, but she wasn't fussy when it came to makeup. "She didn't need it! She is such a little cutie," Aaron de Mey, th...

Surprise! Even Zac Efron’s friends think he’s on drugs

zac efron Zac Efron pitched some bullshit story to police yesterday after he and his "bodyguard" were beaten up by "transients" while waiting for a tow truck in the Skid Row area of Los Angeles overnight on Wednesday. The story sounded like absolute rubbish from start to finish - especially after the "slipped on a puddle and broke my jaw" nonsense last year, and turns out, his friends are on the same page as us and are pretty sure he's doing drugs again.  Uh, duh! Ya think? From TMZ: Cops are skeptical, and it's echoed...

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Ryan+Gosling Finally! It's the return of Ryan Gosling! [Lainey Gossip] Reese Witherspoon is all business in Beverly Hills [ICYDK] James Van Der Beek gave his ID to Justin Timberlake in the '90s [Celebuzz] What in the hell is wrong with Lady Gaga? [I'm Not Obsessed] Cora Keegan got her boobs out for a magazine [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Sorry, James Franco didn't sleep with Lindsay Lohan [The Superficial] Tom Hiddleston was pretty jazzed about singing in 'The Pirate Fairy' [Celebitchy] Jennifer Lopez is looki...

Selena Gomez won’t be pressured to be sexy!

selena gomez Selena Gomez is a hot ass mess in the worst way. She has an alcohol problem, a Justin Bieber problem and apparently she's delusional about both. You see, for years people were pressuring her to be sexier, to look and act a certain way, but you know what? She's not going to take it! She's fighting back! By... posting "sexy", half-naked pics of herself online to show those busybodies who's boss? She took part in the We Day conference in Oakland, California this week, where she gave a little speec...

Cameron Diaz is proud of Gwyneth Paltrow for getting divorced

gwyneth paltrow cameron diaz Cameron Diaz does NOT seem like friendship material for high strung Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently they're pretty close. While many would honour the sacred bonds of friendship by keeping their trap shut when it comes to publicly commenting on one another's personal life choices, it seems Cameron decided to take the opposite route and offer her thoughts on Gwyneth's split from husband Chris Martin. "I think it's actually a very elevated and conscious [decision] and realized statement -- when ...

Is Bradley Cooper our new Indiana Jones?

bradley cooper indiana jones It's a sad state of affairs in Hollywood that the only movies seemingly being made lately are either book adaptations or remakes of classics that really should just be left alone. The latest franchise apparently getting a reboot - or at the very least, another film - is Indiana Jones. While the producers would love to get Harrison Ford back one last time before he's too damn old to take on the part, timing is a problem since they don't yet have a story and Harrison is working on other films. T...

The first ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ trailer is here!

ninja turtles Michael Bay is heading up the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, so you know it's going to be a hot mess - especially with Megan Fox as April. However, this thing is happening and it will probably do relatively well and now we have the first trailer. Admittedly, this whole thing looks... odd, but then I guess you can't expect anything else from a live-action film about mutant reptiles that love pizza and do martial arts, so I guess we'll have to go with it. What do you think? Will you go and see it?...

Emma Watson in a pantsuit: Are you into it?

emma watson Emma Watson has always struck me as rather innocuous. She's nothing exciting or special, but we all loved Harry Potter and so we sorta let her slide. Turns out, however, she wants a career in acting, still, and as such, she's in that new Noah "reimagining" and has been doing some appearances to promote it. One thing Emma has generally got pretty right is her fashion sense, and when she turned up to The Late Show with David Letterman in a pretty killer pantsuit. She's doing the sophisticated b...

We’re on Mila Kunis baby bump watch now, right?

mila kunis After hearing the sad, sad news that Mila Kunis is actually carrying Ashton Kutcher's baby, it's only natural that we start scrutinizing her body for any sign of such awful Hollywood things like fat ankles, bloating in the face and of course, a larger stomach. That's right, baby bump watch is in FULL SWING, and Mila Kunis is starting to show! You can see in the above photo, taken while she was "out shopping in Beverly Hills" (according to US Weekly), that she is indeed with child. Or maybe she just ...

Zac Efron got attacked on Skid Row

zac efron This is the most bizarre story, and something tells me there's white powder in the air on this one, because otherwise it just doesn't make sense. Zac Efron and a dude he later identified to police as his bodyguard were attacked in the Skid Row area of Los Angeles by a group of "transients" who apparently thought Zac threw a bottle at them while they were waiting in their car for a tow truck. With me so far? From TMZ: We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a...

Gwyneth Paltrow kissed her ex-boyfriend before she announced her split from Chris Martin

chris martin gwyneth paltrow Yup, this is a thing we're doing now. We're all pretty sure that Gwyneth Paltrow is a serial cheater (girllll, did you HEAR about that Whisper drama?), but now that her split from Chris Martin is official, we're going to start scouring the archives for any scrap of evidence that might support our theory that ol' Goopy couldn't keep it in her pants. It's sort of sad and more than sort of dumb, but here we are. The newest ¡Escandalo! is apparently that Gwyn was pictured kissing her ex-boyfriend, Donovan Leitch, at a Dodgers game in broad daylight last September, six months before she...