Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Afternoon Links

James+Franco Well, James Franco isn't very good at taking criticism [Lainey Gossip] Anthony Mackie wants more diverse superheroes [ICYDK] Attention: Heidi Klum is still topless [The Superficial] Serena Williams is intimidating in a bikini [Celebslam] Is Robert Pattinson dating Rita Ora now? [I'm Not Obsessed] Barbara Palvin got naked for GQ Italy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert aren't breaking up yet [TooFab] You should shut the fuck up and let Miley Cyrus heal [Celebitchy] Selena Gomez shows of...

Kim Kardashian is trying to be Beyoncé again

beyonce kim kardashian There have been so many stories in the press over the past year or two about how Beyoncé secretly hates Kim Kardashian and doesn't approve of her even though Kim is obsessed with Bey and wants to be just like her... and so it continues. Apparently the two ran into one another at a dermatologist's office in LA the other day, and Bey wasn't feeling it but Kim was super stoked about seeing her new BFF and copied off of every procedure she got. From Radar Online: When Kardashian, 33, ran in...

Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP CEO quit… and it looks suspicious

gwyneth paltrow seb bishop Oh shit, something's going down over at GOOP headquarters, y'all. Our Lady of $500 Sweaters is in a bit of a pickle, as the company's CEO, Seb Bishop, quit abruptly last week, arousing suspicion that something's not kosher in Gwyneth Paltrow's overpriced, whitewashed wonderland. From the New York Post: Our source said: “Seb was ready to move his wife, Heidi, and their children from London, and had even been looking at properties in Los Angeles, but then he abruptly quit.” The source added, ...

Kris Jenner blames “pranksters” for sabotaging her family

kardashians jenners Ooookay, wait just a rootin' tootin' second here. Kris Jenner claims that there's some band of "pranksters" out there who are purposely planting false information about the Kardashian/Jenner clan in the media in an effort to sabotage the family, apparently. If that's not self-righteous enough for you, she thinks it's someone in that prankster group that started the whole Kris Jenner sex tape "rumour", as well. From TMZ: Sources close to Kris tell us, the matriarch is convinced she and th...

The Morning Links

tom hardy Tom Hardy doesn't really have the newlywed glow [Lainey Gossip] Chelsea Clinton is pregnant with her first child [ICYDK] Oh no, John Travolta is a zombie [The Superficial] Matt Bomer looks sexy, shows off some chest [Socialite Life] Brooke Burke is filming a new commercial [Celebslam] Kendra Wilkinson has got a really big baby bump [TooFab] Sallie Axl is trying really hard to be sexy [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Here's our first look at the new season of 'Orange is the New Black'! [I'm Not Obsessed] Emily Ratajkows...

Well, Chris Brown is looking good!

chris brown Celebrity mugshots are always sort of hilarious (depending on the person in them), but there's nothing funny about Chris Brown's latest set. Some CBS affiliate, WUSA9, got hold of the photos from Brown's arrest last October in DC - the reason he's sat in a cushy Virginia jail cell at the moment awaiting trial later this month. He looks... well, a goddamn mess, frankly. What's going on with the hair? What's going on with all of it? He looks like a junkie, to be honest... and like jail's a go...

Hayden Panettiere wasn’t invited back to ‘Heroes’

hayden panettiere Hayden Panettiere's character on Heroes was a cheerleader with the power of cell rejuvination, apparently, which sounds pretty awesome. I never watched the original show, but since there's going to be a reboot later this year - Heroes Reborn - I thought I might get a chance to see her reprise the role. Not so, because she wasn't actually invited back. From US Weekly: "It was a shock to me," the Nashville star says, adding that she found out about the reboot through the grapevine. "In fact...

Apparently “Kardashian Phobia” is a real thing

mike Well, there's a whole new illness on the block, and this one is particularly hilarious/strange/bizarrely fitting. Apparently retail assistant Mike Amess has a severe phobia of the entire Kardashian family to the point of becoming ill whenever he so much as sees a picture of them. HAHAHA! Here's the scoop from The Daily Mail (PLEASE read the whole thing - this is so hilarious): He breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the famous family and says the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust. The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, 'Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians' nasal voices...

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are engaged

donnie wahlberg jenny mccarthy Well, it looks like true love really does exist, because Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are getting married! Jenny announced the news on The View on Wednesday and Donnie himself even made an appearance to show off what a lovey dovey couple they are. Gag me. Apparently Jenny's 11-year-old son Evan helped Donnie with the surprise proposal, which is sweet. They don't yet have a wedding date planned, but have considered August 2015. I wish I cared more (or at all), but alas... Congrats to the hap...

Maya Rudolph is getting her own variety show!

15th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards With Presenting Sponsor Lacoste - Red Carpet I love me some Maya Rudolph and always have since her SNL days - she was one of "my" cast members growing up and I think she's absolutely hilarious. I really love everything she's done since, so I'm super excited that NBC decided to give her a variety show starting next month! From CNN: The network has slated her variety show special, titled "The Maya Rudolph Show," to air on May 19 at 10 p.m. The "Saturday Night Live" vet — who recently starred in another Peacock comedy series, "Up ...

Kris Jenner went to the hospital and took Bruce with her

kris jenner Kris Jenner may be having a bit of a health problem, as she headed to hospital on Wednesday afternoon with estranged (?) husband Bruce at her side. From TMZ: Kris Jenner has a medical problem that required her to go to the hospital, and even though they're separated when times get tough her go-to person is still Bruce. We've learned Kris just went to a hospital in Thousand Oaks -- near her home -- for X-rays and possible tests for an undisclosed medical problem.  She was accompanied by Bruce, w...