Look, pregnancy is awesome, ladies. You're growing a baby in your body! You look fantastic! You're glowing! No, you're not fat - you're going to be a mom! Life is so cool!
But seriously, why in the hell do so many celebrity ladies feel the need to do the whole "sensual pregnancy" photo shoots? Honestly, it's out of control. Ciara's is sorta modest as, you know, she actually has clothes on, but really? I don't really need to see this shit from her or anyone else. The whole "hold your belly while you look off into the distance or close you...
It seemed like Courtney Stodden had perhaps gained some common sense after appearing on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother last year, as she returned to the US and soon decided to get rid of her creepy old man husband, Doug Hutchison. Of course, she didn't really move on to dating anyone closer to her own age bracket, and now the divorce is called off altogether and she's reunited with Doug. NOOOOO!
Apparently they've been living together all this time, even after ending their relationship, and Doug has continued to act as C...
I still really don't know what to make of the accusations that Bryan Singer sexually abused a 15-year-old boy, claiming he could help him get roles if he consented to whatever the hell was going on at these crazy parties they used to throw in the Hollywood Hills. The X-Men director was apparently a big part of this scene in the '90s (I'm assuming he isn't anymore) and it's all pretty disturbing, if true. Of course, Singer says it's not.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
"The allegations against me are outrageous, vicious and completely false," the...
LOLOLOL forever at this one: Lindsay Lohan swears it's been so long since she's had an alcoholic drink, she can't even remember when it was. She appeared on Alan Carr's Chatty Man in the UK this week, where she said the following bullshit about her love of the booze:
‘I don’t know – a long amount of time,’ she said. 'I mean there was a point on the show when I was in a relationship with someone and I like had a drink and I freaked out and didn’t want to say anything on the show a...
People have been trying to get Justin Bieber permanently deported from the US for a while now, which I thought was a joke but apparently it completely serious. Well, those people nearly had a small victory on Thursday, when JB was detained for hours at LAX by customs officials who didn't really want to let him back in the country.
A source tells PEOPLE that Bieber was detained "for routine secondary questioning" but was not being kept out of the United States.
Bieber, 20, had reportedly b...
I don't really "get" the whole Seth Meyers thing, no matter how much I try. I watched him for years on SNL and was always sorta confused by how anyone could think he's funny. He's smarmy and thinks he's super clever and I just never warmed to him. Obviously I'm in the minority there, though, as not only has he transitioned into Jimmy Fallon's late night shoes, but now he's also been tapped to host the 66th Emmy Awards.
"Seth is such a talented performer and writer, and we know he will bring ...
Joan Rivers is so old and out of touch now that the only way she can stay relevant is by continuing to offend people under the guise of "comedy" - with the funniest part being that no one's laughing. I'm all for dark humour, observational humour that can be offensive, etc, but Joan Rivers just talks shit that's so outlandish, it can't even be poorly disguised as a joke.
Her latest foray into the world of tastelessness (I know, I know - she's the president there) was in saying that the two...
Amanda Bynes had her driver's license revoked sometime in the last couple of years in the midst of all the trouble she was having, but things are on the upswing as she's got it back and now she can hit the road again!
From People:
In another sign she's on the road to recovery, Amanda Bynes is legally allowed to drive again, DMV records show.
Bynes, 28, whose license was suspended after two hit-and-run charges and a DUI arrest in 2012, was spotted driving a black BMW with her father la...
The world's most awful Nazi sympathizer, Tila Tequila, announced her pregnancy online last week, and while she's a hot fucking mess who has no business raising a child, she still insists this whole thing is a blessing and is the life-saving experience she needed.
"It has been quite a painful journey for me, and I never thought I was going to make it out alive. So to be able to do a total 180 and finally be blessed with my first child gets me so emotional that I can barely even handle it," she continues. "The only difference is that now these tears I cry ar...
If you bought Beyoncé's self-titled album when she dropped it late last year, then you've already seen this video as part of the visual element of the album. For the rest of you, this will be something new and potentially inspiring.
In 'Pretty Hurts', Bey sings about the difficulties of being a woman with the expectation of being perfect all the time - which of course is easy to say coming from someone who a) is playing the game and b) was blessed with obscenely good looks from birth anywa...
2014 is certainly shaping up to be Lupita Nyong'o's year, and thank goodness for that - she's divine! She's already won an Oscar and signed on as the new face of Lancôme, and now she's got another honour: she's People's Most Beautiful Woman!
Though she grew up thinking that "light skin and flowing, straight hair" made women desirable, World's Most Beautiful Woman Nyong'o, 31, tells PEOPLE that her mother "always said I was beautiful. And I finally believed her at some point." The Oscar winner,...
Olivia Wilde has been feeling like a goddess throughout her pregnancy and seems to have had a somewhat easy time of it, so she's probably a little bummed that she's now fetus-free and her son has been born!
Olivia and Jason Sudeikis welcomed little Otis Alexander on Wednesday, and as you do, she immediately hopped on Twitter to announce it and share a snapshot.
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) pic.twitter.com/uHfY3adroc— ol...
Look, pregnancy is awesome, ladies. You're growing a baby in your body! You look fantastic! You're glowing! No, you're not fat - you're going to be a mom! Life is so cool!
But seriously, why in the hell do so many celebrity ladies feel the need to do the whole "sensual pregnancy" photo shoots? Honestly, it's out of control. Ciara's is sorta modest as, you know, she actually has clothes on, but really? I don't really need to see this shit from her or anyone else. The whole "hold your belly while you look off into the distance or close you...
It seemed like Courtney Stodden had perhaps gained some common sense after appearing on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother last year, as she returned to the US and soon decided to get rid of her creepy old man husband, Doug Hutchison. Of course, she didn't really move on to dating anyone closer to her own age bracket, and now the divorce is called off altogether and she's reunited with Doug. NOOOOO!
Apparently they've been living together all this time, even after ending their relationship, and Doug has continued to act as C...
I still really don't know what to make of the accusations that Bryan Singer sexually abused a 15-year-old boy, claiming he could help him get roles if he consented to whatever the hell was going on at these crazy parties they used to throw in the Hollywood Hills. The X-Men director was apparently a big part of this scene in the '90s (I'm assuming he isn't anymore) and it's all pretty disturbing, if true. Of course, Singer says it's not.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
"The allegations against me are outrageous, vicious and completely false," the...
LOLOLOL forever at this one: Lindsay Lohan swears it's been so long since she's had an alcoholic drink, she can't even remember when it was. She appeared on Alan Carr's Chatty Man in the UK this week, where she said the following bullshit about her love of the booze:
‘I don’t know – a long amount of time,’ she said. 'I mean there was a point on the show when I was in a relationship with someone and I like had a drink and I freaked out and didn’t want to say anything on the show a...
People have been trying to get Justin Bieber permanently deported from the US for a while now, which I thought was a joke but apparently it completely serious. Well, those people nearly had a small victory on Thursday, when JB was detained for hours at LAX by customs officials who didn't really want to let him back in the country.
A source tells PEOPLE that Bieber was detained "for routine secondary questioning" but was not being kept out of the United States.
Bieber, 20, had reportedly b...
I don't really "get" the whole Seth Meyers thing, no matter how much I try. I watched him for years on SNL and was always sorta confused by how anyone could think he's funny. He's smarmy and thinks he's super clever and I just never warmed to him. Obviously I'm in the minority there, though, as not only has he transitioned into Jimmy Fallon's late night shoes, but now he's also been tapped to host the 66th Emmy Awards.
"Seth is such a talented performer and writer, and we know he will bring ...
Joan Rivers is so old and out of touch now that the only way she can stay relevant is by continuing to offend people under the guise of "comedy" - with the funniest part being that no one's laughing. I'm all for dark humour, observational humour that can be offensive, etc, but Joan Rivers just talks shit that's so outlandish, it can't even be poorly disguised as a joke.
Her latest foray into the world of tastelessness (I know, I know - she's the president there) was in saying that the two...
Amanda Bynes had her driver's license revoked sometime in the last couple of years in the midst of all the trouble she was having, but things are on the upswing as she's got it back and now she can hit the road again!
From People:
In another sign she's on the road to recovery, Amanda Bynes is legally allowed to drive again, DMV records show.
Bynes, 28, whose license was suspended after two hit-and-run charges and a DUI arrest in 2012, was spotted driving a black BMW with her father la...
The world's most awful Nazi sympathizer, Tila Tequila, announced her pregnancy online last week, and while she's a hot fucking mess who has no business raising a child, she still insists this whole thing is a blessing and is the life-saving experience she needed.
"It has been quite a painful journey for me, and I never thought I was going to make it out alive. So to be able to do a total 180 and finally be blessed with my first child gets me so emotional that I can barely even handle it," she continues. "The only difference is that now these tears I cry ar...
If you bought Beyoncé's self-titled album when she dropped it late last year, then you've already seen this video as part of the visual element of the album. For the rest of you, this will be something new and potentially inspiring.
In 'Pretty Hurts', Bey sings about the difficulties of being a woman with the expectation of being perfect all the time - which of course is easy to say coming from someone who a) is playing the game and b) was blessed with obscenely good looks from birth anywa...
2014 is certainly shaping up to be Lupita Nyong'o's year, and thank goodness for that - she's divine! She's already won an Oscar and signed on as the new face of Lancôme, and now she's got another honour: she's People's Most Beautiful Woman!
Though she grew up thinking that "light skin and flowing, straight hair" made women desirable, World's Most Beautiful Woman Nyong'o, 31, tells PEOPLE that her mother "always said I was beautiful. And I finally believed her at some point." The Oscar winner,...
Olivia Wilde has been feeling like a goddess throughout her pregnancy and seems to have had a somewhat easy time of it, so she's probably a little bummed that she's now fetus-free and her son has been born!
Olivia and Jason Sudeikis welcomed little Otis Alexander on Wednesday, and as you do, she immediately hopped on Twitter to announce it and share a snapshot.
Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building) pic.twitter.com/uHfY3adroc— ol...