Today's Evil Beet Gossip

George Clooney is going to become Mr. Alamuddin

george clooney amal alamuddin George Clooney finally found a woman worth committing to in fiancé Amal Alamuddin, a British-Lebanese lawyer, author and activist. She's pretty amazing with plenty of her own accomplishments under her belt (accomplishments which, some might say, are far more admirable than George's). For that reason, her father believes that once Amal marries George, he'll have to fall in line and become Mrs. Alamuddin because she's the real star of the show. From Radar Online: But after getting to know the movi...

Gwyneth Paltrow enjoys vitamin IV drips

gwyneth paltrow While everyone who's anyone was busy skipping about in haute couture at the Met Ball on Monday, Gwyneth Paltrow kept herself to herself in California, getting vitamin IV drips at a beachside clinic which seems kinda like a cult, but whatever. From Radar Online: The 41-year-old blonde beauty was spotted in a beachside office getting a vitamin IV drip, the virtues of which she has extolled since her “conscious uncoupling” announcement. Paltrow is the head cheerleader for Dr. Habib Sadeg...

Miley Cyrus swears she didn’t overdose

miley cyrus Miley Cyrus may have spent nearly a week in hospital from an "allergic reaction" to some antibiotics, but don't for one second think that maybe she overdosed on the cocktail of drugs she takes on a daily basis in an attempt to be cool! No, sir - Miley is, after all, the "poster child for good health". LOL! From E! Online: The 21-year-old, who resumed her Bangerz Tour in London tonight after several weeks off following a severe allergic reaction to an antibiotic, looked to set reporters straight at a press con...

Madonna needs to stop, seriously

madonna The Met Gala was on Monday night, and while all the celebrities donned their fanciest frocks and enjoyed a night out on the town, Madonna was busy... posting naked selfies to Instagram in yet another attempt to remain relevant. Girl, no. Just really, really no. Madonna posted the photo above along with the following caption: What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said Not this year! So I'm gonna work on music instead? #artforfreedom Obviously she was never even going to the Met Gala in the first place, but sh...

Jennifer Lopez is nearly naked on her ‘AKA’ album cover

jennifer lopez aka Y'all know I bow to Jennifer Lopez and her eternal fierceness. That being said, I don't know how I feel about the cover of her upcoming album, A.K.A. It's all a little... Cruella Deville as a dominatrix, right? At the same time, I mean, damn - how good does she look? A.K.A. is due out June 17, so we have a while to come to terms with this. What do you think? {democracy:573} Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

The Afternoon Links

kaley cuoco ryan sweeting Kaley Cuoco is going to "cleanse" Khloe Kardashian's old house [ICYDK] Cressida Bonas sacrificed a lot for Prince Harry [Celebitchy] Who doesn't love a little bit of Christina Hendricks? [I'm Not Obsessed] Jake Gyllenhaal still looks incredibly crazy [Socialite Life] Irina Shayk did a topless beach photo shoot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kate Bosworth cleans up well, doesn't she? [Celebslam] Christina Milian doesn't wear anything but bikinis these days [Drunken Stepfather - NS...

Seth Rogen states the obvious: ‘Justin Bieber is a dick’

seth rogen justin bieber Remember that tweet Seth Rogen posted in January about how awful Justin Bieber is? This one: While some people may have thought it was a joke, considering Seth's comedy leanings, it's no surprise that he was actually dead serious about the comment. After all, Justin Bieber IS a piece of shit - and Seth talked about his experience meeting the walking skidmark on The Howard Stern Show (via Entertainment Tonight): "He's a good example of someone you meet, who you think you're going to hate him, an...

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are BFF again!

selena gomez taylor swift Shh, quiet - do you hear that? It's the sound of heavenly angels rejoicing over the fact that Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are BFFs again! Just when it seemed that all was lost between the two, they reunited for last night's Met Gala in New York and showed the world how glamour and elegance are done... or something. It's nice to see the two of them are okay - maybe Taylor can be a good influence on Selena (or maybe this reconciliation is temporary, until she decides to reconcile with Justin Biebe...

The Morning Links

emma stone vogue Want some self-confidence? Talk to Emma Stone [I'm Not Obsessed] Can we slap the fish face off Khloe Kardashian? [ICYDK] Donald Sterling's mistress says he's "hurt" [Celebitchy] Is Taylor Swift ever NOT elegant? [I'm Not Obsessed] David Beckham will forever be really hot [Socialite Life] Zoe Kravitz showed her underwear on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Katie Cassidy is in another bikini - any complaints? [Celebslam] Anastasia Ashley did some sexy cliff jumping [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] How about a little Elizabet...

Video: Here’s a new ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ teaser!

x-men 10 If you went to see The Amazing Spider-Man 2 last weekend and stuck around until the very last minute, you may have seen the new X-Men: Days of Future Past teaser featuring Jennifer Lawrence in all her blue-suited Mystique glory. Luckily, everything is available on the Internet, so you can still see it even if you haven't yet: Also, just because these are awesome, there are a whopping 24 new character posters for the movie - scroll through them all below and enjoy! X-Men: Days of Future Past ...