Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lady Gaga goes hiking in high heels, because of course

lady gaga taylor kinney Lady Gaga is ridiculous to the point of being a bit farcical at this point - especially since she takes herself so seriously with it all. If she at least knew she was ridiculous and was doing it purposely for fun rather than because she's an ~artist~ who is so above the rest of the world, she'd be slightly more enjoyable. At this point, however, I just can't with her. That's why it's not at all surprising - and totally eyeroll-inducing - to know that Gaga goes for hikes with boyfriend Taylo...

Damn, Angelina Jolie!

angelina jolie Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how gorgeous Angelina Jolie is? I mean, generally she doesn't do much for me and I tend to think she's overrated, but her new Elle cover is just beautiful, right? It's a great interview, as well, with Angelina opening up about her younger years and how she never thought she'd get a "happy ending", fall in love or have kids. She seems really lovely (not just physically). [gallery ids="149024,149025,149026"] Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Paula Patton has a “deep love” for Robin Thicke

paula patton 2 Despite seemingly fixing her malfunctioning brain long enough to ditch longtime partner/serial cheater Robin Thicke, it seems that Paula Patton is still in love with Mr. Finger-Up-the-Ass and yes, just as reports have suggested, she would consider a reconciliation. From Vanity Fair (via US Weekly): "We've known each other since we were teenagers," Patton told the mag, for which she posed topless in a fur coat. "All I can tell you is there's a deep love there—always was, and always will be." She added: "He was...

The Afternoon Links

Blake+Lively We're not giving Blake Lively enough credit, guys [Celebslam] Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie rock the all black look for the 'Maleficent' premiere [Socialite Life] Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyssa Miller still making it work? [Lainey Gossip] Oh, ew - is Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend after Kris Jenner? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] I wish Lady Gaga would keep her clothes on for once [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Poor Lindsay Lohan and her sad boobs [The Superficial] Toni Garrn doing fitness shit is really hot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Miley Cyrus masturbates on stage now, it ...

Ireland Baldwin is trying lesbianism for attention now

ireland baldwin angel haze Sigh. It's so hard to live in a world where it's "cool" to pretend to be gay but a disgusting abomination to God and the country to ACTUALLY be gay, right? Ireland Baldwin has already tried her share of semi-naked selfies to garner attention, and now we've kinda moved on to Plan B since that didn't work: kissing girls for press. Don't you just love it? Ireland posted a photo of herself kissing Angel Haze, a rapper who is actually openly pansexual, on Instagram earlier this week wishing every...

Hugh Jackman had another cancer scare!

hugh jackman Oh man, poor Hugh Jackman! Last November, our main man Wolverine found a patch of skin cancer on his nose and had it removed. While it seemed like all of it had been caught and everything was great, he recently found MORE cancerous cells and had to have those removed, as well. How awful! Hugh posted the above photo to his Instagram page this week along with the following message: “Another Basel Cell Carsinoma. All out now. Thanks Dr. Albom and Dr. Arian. PLEASE! PLEASE! WEAR SUNSCREEN!...

Justin Bieber on God: “Imagine someone killing your son!”

justin bieber Justin Bieber is an absolute idiot, and I think it's pretty safe to say that his lifestyle is far from the Christian ideal, despite his insistence in a foundation of Godliness or whatever. Well, he wants to make a stand for his faith, now, and is taking part in some rapper guy called Brandon Burke's #iPledge campaign in an attempt to get one million pledges for God. Erm, pledges to do what, exactly? I don't think I want to know. Taking part in the campaign means Justin was filmed as he disc...

The Morning Links

chris evans Chris Evans is BFF with Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler [Socialite Life] Why does Ben Affleck have such a weird car? [Lainey Gossip] Will Gwyneth Paltrow be dating Jared Leto next? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Just what you always wanted to see: Lindsay Lohan's underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Sara Balint might be the topless model you were looking for [Celebslam] Miley Cyrus flashed her nipples on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Sorry, but Reese Witherspoon can't pronou...

Lady Gaga is feeling a bit jealous of Katy Perry, it seems…

lady gaga katy perry Katy Perry is out on the road killing it with her Prismatic World Tour at the moment, and while fans are loving it and Katy is set to rake in millions from the dates, there's one person out there who isn't so thrilled with her success: Lady Gaga. Poor Mother Monster has been sipping on the haterade, apparently, and tweeted out a catty remark basically implying that Katy had copied off her looks with some of her own stage props. It looks like green hair and mechanical horses are the thing now ???...

Gwyneth Paltrow remains ignorant of the “Mommy Wars”

gwyneth paltrow I'm not sure who's more clueless about the real world: Kim Kardashian with her "Oops, I didn't realize racism was a thing!" bullshit or Gwyneth Paltrow and her "Acting is so much harder than a 9 - 5 day job!" fuckery. Both of them are idiotic, to be sure, but the most offensive thing about their bullshit is the fact that they actually think they're changing the world by spouting off nonsense. Yes, Gwyneth actually implied (on several occasions, at that) that being an actress is super duper hard, and th...

Will & Jada Pinkett Smith don’t care if Willow Smith is in bed with a 20-year-old

willow smith moises arias Willow Smith is only 13 years old, but it seems like young madam is growing up a bit before her time. Because parents Will & Jada Pinkett Smith are "cool" Mom & Dad, there don't seem to be many rules in place when it comes to what she can and can't do, which is why the above photo - which shows Willow in bed with 20-year-old Hannah Montana star Moises Arias, is really no big deal to them. I wasn't even allowed to have a boy set foot inside my bedroom at 13 (though my mother was certainly misguided in her worries, lol...

Was Julia Roberts a bitch at her sister’s funeral?

julia roberts nancy motes It's pretty well known that Julia Roberts and sister Nancy Motes had a dysfunctional and rather distant relationship - it was reported on for years. However, after Nancy's untimely death from a drug overdose in February, you would think Julia could put her differences with her sister aside in order to pay tribute to her. Apparently, anything BUT that happened at the funeral, where attendees were said to be shocked at the speech Julia gave. Uh oh! From Radar Online: Instead of peacefully burying the hatchet with her dead sibling, however, RadarOnline.com has learned that Roberts ins...