Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Morning Links

  Ellen Page  Ellen Page knows how to make Bryan Singer sound innocent [The Superficial] You'll need to be a "feisty woman" if you want a piece of Michael Fassbender [Celebitchy] So Chris Martin and Alexa Chung are a thing now? [Lainey Gossip] Macaulay Culkin has the best t-shirt imaginable [ICYDK] Lindsay Lohan should remember to cross her legs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Oh dear, Angelina Jolie had a makeup malfunction on the red carpet [Too Fab] Glad to see John Mayer's still doing... whate...

Beyoncé and Jay-Z chilled courtside after the Solange tape leaked

beyonce jay-z You'd think that Beyoncé and Jay-Z would be scrambling to smooth shit over in the PR department with some positive spin on Solange's beat down on her brother-in-law that broke yesterday, but nah. Instead, they decided to sit courtside at the Nets game at the Barclay's Center in Brooklyn last night and looked actually pretty chill. I don't think we'll ever know what went on here, to be honest - and frankly, I think it was generally just a one night beating and they're probably fine now. Pr...

Bradley Cooper is a “master manipulator”, apparently

jennifer esposito bradley cooper Bradley Cooper was married to Blue Bloods actress Jennifer Esposito for a single year - 2005 to 2006 - but apparently things didn't end very well there. While she didn't name names, she discussed her marriage with the man believed to be Cooper in her new book, Jennifer's Way: My Journey with Celiac Disease – What Doctors Don't Tell You and How You Can Learn to Live Again (WHY IS THAT TITLE SO LONG?), calling it "an entire marching band of red flags". Ouch. "He was funny, smart, cocky, arr...

Here’s some weird shit you never knew about Pharrell

pharrell Pharrell is a bit of an odd guy. Everyone loves him - particularly white people, at the moment - so he's all over the place these days, it seems. Even US Weekly put together a list of 25 things you may not have known about him, as told by the man himself. Here are some of the strangest/most hilarious of them: 8. Daisies are my favorite flowers. 10. I drink Pedialyte almost every day. 12. I like eating Crunchy Cookie Butter from Trader Joe's on Nilla wafers. 15. I wear Mickey Mouse slip...

This Dutch girl group masturbated to orgasm in their new video

adam go to go I'm not sure what on earth is going on here, really. Well, I am, actually - Dutch girl group Adam released their video for their new single 'Go to Go' and it's... special. Basically, they sit on camera and masturbate until they have orgasms while still trying to sing the song. Classy as hell, as you can imagine. People will do anything for a bit of press these days. Plus, the song sucks too, right? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

The Afternoon Links

Simon+Cowell Would you want to go to dinner with Simon Cowell? [Lainey Gossip] Angelina Jolie's daughter doesn't want to be an actress [ICYDK] Draya Michelle is your new favourite reality star [Celebslam] If you're into hand job scenes, you're in luck I guess [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Oh dear, Dave Franco's first sex scene was a disaster [Socialite Life] How can you not love Christina Aguilera? [I'm Not Obsessed] Aubrey O'Day's fake boobs leave a bit to be desired [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Shailene Woodley says her boobs shrank when she lost ...

Is Gwyneth Paltrow trying to steal Kate Mara’s boyfriend?

gwyneth paltrow Oh shit, cougar on the prowl! Gwyneth Paltrow is now "consciously uncoupled" from Chris Martin, which means she's looking for a new man and has apparently set her sights on Kate Mara's longtime boyfriend, 28-year-old Max Minghella. From Radar Online: After her split from husband Chris Martin, the Goop goddess, 41, has reconnected with an old friend, The Social Network star Max Minghella, 28, a source revealed. But Minghella, who has dated House of Cards beauty Kate Mara, 31, on and off for four year...

What the hell did Kanye West get Kim Kardashian for Mother’s Day?

kim kardashian Yesterday was Mother's Day in the US, and since Kanye West is apparently the "best fiancé ever" (Kim Kardashian's words, not mine), he got her... a wall of roses. Yeah, I don't get it, either. It's nice and all - flowers are pretty. But is this something I'm just not getting because I'm not filthy rich with more money than sense? What the hell is the purpose of a rose wall? Just to sit there and look nice? At least if you have a vase of roses or something, you can display them in your house and...

Kerry Washington will never tell you her business

kerry washington Kerry Washington is a great actress and certainly a welcome addition in Hollywood, particularly because she's not your typical famewhore who can't get enough camera time or paparazzi chasing her everywhere she goes. In fact, she keeps everything secret - down to having a baby. People are pretty interested in her baby, of course. They want pics, info, anything... and they'll be waiting a while. Kerry appreciates all your well-wishes and everything, but her life is her own and you don't get to kn...

Solange beat the shit out of Jay-Z while Beyoncé watched

jay-z solange I don't know what the hell was going on at the Met Gala, but shit got crazy in an elevator between Jay-Z and Solange. While Beyoncé stood by seemingly doing and saying nothing, her little sister lost her damn mind and went crazy on Jay, physically attacking him by punching and kicking - and doing some screaming, as well. While a muscle man was around to pull him away, I wonder what the hell happened? Why did Solange just lose her mind after seemingly entering the elevator pretty calmly? W...

Justin Bieber should be a felon… according to the LA County Sheriff

justin biebe Justin Bieber's a little piece of shit, and he should be in jail, at least for a couple months so he can be scared straight so he can stop thinking/pretending he's some thug from the streets. You grew up white and middle class in Canada, dude - get a life. Anyhow, if the LA County Sheriff's Office had their druthers, Justin would be given felony charges over that whole egging of his neighbour's house. Hopefully the DA will go in that direction rather than with a misdemeanor! From TMZ: ...

The Morning Links

george clooney amal alamuddin George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin had an engagement party! [Lainey Gossip] Thank God, NBC cancelled 'Community' finally! [ICYDK] Good to see Jennifer Lawrence is as graceful as ever [Celebslam] Aw, don't you just love Adam Lambert? [Socialite Life] Hi Lindsay Lohan - we can see up your skirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Is Demi Moore a good mother? You decide! [I'm Not Obsessed] So Miley Cyrus is encouraging date rape now? [Celeb Dirty Laundry] Elin Nordegren was her college class valedictorian! [Celebitch...