Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Is Cameron Diaz dating Benji Madden?

benji madden cameron diaz It's a miracle that anyone even wants to date Cameron Diaz at this point. She's gorgeous, sure, and has a great sense of humour... but she also doesn't wear deodorant, touts her hairy vagina as a present to be opened by whatever lucky gentleman gets down her pants, and believes we're all going to get cheated on one way or another, so... there's a lot going on there. However, there's truly someone out there for everyone, I believe, and apparently Benji Madden believes he's strong enough to be Cameron's man, as they're said to be dati...

Praise be! Justin Bieber is off the Sizzurp!

justin bieber sizzurp Justin Bieber has long been a fan of the Sizzurp - you know, that thick, codeine syrup drink that royally fucks people up and apparently makes you a ~true thug~ in little JB's eyes. He's been getting high on the shit for a long time, but no longer! He's giving it up for good, at least according to TMZ. The reason? It's interfering with his steroid-assisted workout sessions, apparently. We're told he's been clean for a month, largely because he's become obsessed with working out and it's just r...

Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Solange hit up ‘Saturday Night Live’ this weekend…

solange jay-z With everything that's been going on in Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Solange's world over this past week, it's no wonder they're absolutely everywhere (more than usual), and even though they already put out a statement asking everyone to move on from Elevatorgate 2014, we still want to know what REALLY happened. And now we do. The trio stopped by Saturday Night Live this weekend to reveal the truth behind the drama - and turns out, it was just a silly misunderstanding over an unwieldy spider. ...

The Morning Links

khloe kardsahian Kim & Khloe Kardashian do vagina checks [ICYDK] Newsflash: Monica Belucci is still gorgeous! [Celebslam] Kendall & Kylie Jenner tried to get sexy on the red carpet [Moe Jackson] Brandon Lipchik is your male model of the day [Socialite Life] We're all looking at Ariana Grande's underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Isn't that nice - Benedict Cumberbatch just got a new role [Celebitchy] Charlize Theron and Sean Penn look okay together [Lainey Gossip] Candice Swanepoel got sexy on Instagram [Dru...

Here’s how Robin Thicke begged for Paula Patton’s forgiveness

robin thicke We already knew Robin Thicke was going to try and pull some shit at last night's Billboard Music Awards, since he announced earlier in the week that he had a song prepared just for estranged wife Paula Patton called 'I Should've Kissed You Longer' (though apparently it's called 'Get Her Back'?). You know, because if he was kissing his wife longer, he might not have spent so much time kissing and fucking various other women - you get the idea. Before he started, he told the audience that they had to help him get Paula back, w...

Michael Jackson rolled over in his grave during the Billboard Music Awards

michael jackson The worst thing about being a celebrity is that when you're alive, you can't get any peace from the public and paparazzi and when you die, well, they still won't give you any peace. Instead, they bring you back in hologram form like they did to Michael Jackson at the Billboard Music Awards last night (and Tupac at Coachella in 2012, lest we forget). Michael "performed" a song called 'Slave to the Rhythm', from the new album that's just coming out now... years after his death. Isn't it great that record labels can ma...

The Afternoon Links

khloe kardashian Khloe Kardashian thinks Lamar Odom is stalking her [ICYDK] What's that white powder in your nose there, Lindsay Lohan? [Celebslam] Kerry Katona is showing off her post-baby bikini body [Moe Jackson] Avril Lavigne should get out of a bikini now [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Jared Leto loves his messy man buns and I love Jared Leto [Socialite Life] Neil Patrick Harris makes very smart choices [Lainey Gossip] Anna Kendrick is giving a different kind of sexy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Karl Lagerfeld refuses to dress Lea ...

Robin Wright is really hot and really charming, too

robin wright 2 I've never really paid much attention to Robin Wright, but then I started watching House of Cards and I was like, damn, b. That's one sexy lady. I love her as Claire and can't imagine anyone else in the role, which requires so much cool self-assuredness and fire in a way that she embodies so perfect. Basically, she's amazing. Turns out, Robin was worried before taking on the role as Claire Underwood that she might be forced to undergo plastic surgery for the role - something she really, r...

Poor Nicole Kidman: Everyone really hates ‘Grace of Monaco’

nicole kidman Last night was the premiere of Nicole Kidman's Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco, and suffice it to say, things did not go very well. In fact, they went terribly and pretty much every single film critic from every major publication panned the movie and Kidman's performance in it. Oh, snap. Here's Newser's handy roundup of some of the worst feedback: In an absolutely scathing review at the Guardian, Peter Bradshaw calls the biopic "a breathtaking catastrophe ... a film so awe-inspiringly ...

Did Rihanna cyber-bully a teenage fan?

rihanna Rihanna has worn some ugly shit in her day, but she's generally pretty fashionable/hot/etc. Of course, people love her and want to look like her, especially her younger teenage fans, so they attempt to recreate some of their idol's best looks in their own lives... with varying results. Well, now people are all up in arms because 16-year-old high school student Alexis Carter attempted to remake an Alexandre Vauthier outfit that RiRi wore back in March 2010, only to seemingly be made fun of by...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married in Italy

kim kardsahian kanye west Here we all were, so foolishly thinking that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West would be tying the knot in some lavish Paris wedding later this month. Turns out, we got it wrong. In fact, they're only having dinner there before jetting off to Florence, Italy, where the actual festivities will be taking place. Of course! From Entertainment Tonight: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will marry in Florence, Italy on May 24th, a source close to the couple confirms to ET. Despite multiple reports that...

The Morning Links

emily blunt Emily Blunt broke Tom Cruise's sex club virginity [Lainey Gossip] Blake Lively continues to look fantastic on the red carpet [Celebslam] Julianne Moore looks FIERCE in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay' [ICYDK] Wait a second - Alessandra Ambrosio can walk and text at the same time? [Moe Jackson] What's with Brad Pitt's all-beige outfits lately? [Socialite Life] Emily Didonato really wants you to think she's sexy [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Micaela Schafer wore some see-through black lingerie [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Oh snap, Viggo...