Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lady Gaga got something right, for once

Lady Gaga Live at Roseland - Arrival - April 7, 2014 Lady Gaga rarely says anything that a) makes sense or b) that I agree with, but she has a point here. Even though it is a bit self-congratulatory, as all things are coming from her mouth, she said in a new interview with Extra that she always sings live and hates when artists don't: “I don’t think it’s cool to lip sync. I’m not judging if people do because it’s everybody’s own style of what they decided to be, the type of artist they will be, but I think if you pay money for a ticket to see a show the artist should fucki...

The Afternoon Links

Kate+Middleton+Prince+William The real reason Kate Middleton isn't making any appearances... [Celebitchy] Jennifer Lawrence busted out some serious cleavage [Popoholic] Looks like Adrien Brody has a new sugar baby [Moe Jackson] Is Kelly Rowland the best member of Destiny's Child? [Celebslam] Oh dear, Ariana Grande's underwear were on display at the BMAs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Why is there an uproar over Cody Simpson's naked butt? [Too Fab] Chris Hemsworth and his muscles went out for dinner [Socialite ...

Kim and Kanye’s wedding guests are getting a private tour of Versailles

versailles Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting ready to film their wedding for all the world to see, and plenty of rich and pointless people will be in attendance at the endless festivities at Versailles. And since the wedding location holds great historic value, Kim doesn't want the day to ONLY be about her... so she and Kanye have arranged for guests to get a private tour. "Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to let their guests discover the Château of Versailles during a private surprise tour on Friday, May 23, the eve of...

Jimmy Fallon and Terry Crews nipple danced together

jimmy fallon terry crews Jimmy Fallon is doing pretty well at the helm of The Late Show, and one of his best decisions to date was getting Terry Crews on as a guest. You might know Terry most recently from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, or maybe you go all the way back to White Chicks (among his other hilarious roles), but either way, he's the best. And he continued to be the best during his appearance on the show, when he and Jimmy teamed up for a nipple dancing duet of 'Ebony & Ivory': HILARIOUS. Follow us on T...

Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton nearly hooked up (???)

justin bieber paris hilton Sometimes weird things happen in life and we end up blindsided by occurrences which we just never saw coming. One of those things is the possibility that Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton slept together. In what universe could this have been allowed to happen? Has the world gone too far? So many questions come to mind (the main one being "???????????????"), but luckily, we don't really need any answers here because things stopped short of real romance between the pair. From TMZ: Paris and Justin partied in Cannes Sunday night at Gotha Night...

Lindsay Lohan banked $150,000 in that clothing brand lawsuit

lindsay lohan You know how Lindsay Lohan was ready to testify under oath that she had a miscarriage, which is why she didn't keep up her end of the bargain (YET AGAIN) in a deal she had with that 6126 legging brand? You know how she was being sued for being well enough to party and travel around the world, but was just too emotionally distraught to actually, I dunno, honour her commitments for once in her drug-addled life? Well, turns out she's off the hook YET AGAIN, and somehow $150,000 richer in the proce...

The Morning Links

jenny mccarthy Jenny McCarthy is talking about her son's autism again [Celebitchy] Who wants to go see 'Guardians of the Galaxy'? [ICYDK] Eiza Gonzalez put on a gorgeous show for us [Popoholic] Minka Kelly is sexy, so deal with it [Moe Jackson] Oh dear, Mischa Barton doesn't look like herself anymore [Celebslam] Nabilla Benattia forgot her bra at Cannes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] How is Wilmer Valderrama still getting work? [Too Fab] Christiano Ronaldo got naked with his girlfriend for a magazine [Socialite Life] Lea Michele's new video will make you roll your eyes [D...

Surprise! Macklemore’s an anti-Semite!

macklemore Macklemore is a major fucking toolbox - in fact, he's an entire tool shed. He's somewhat (ironically?) aware of his own bullshit, and yet still has no problem profiting from it. Then, when he does something too directly offensive to be otherwise interpreted, he feigns ignorance and pretends he has no idea what you're talking about. After all, Macklemore's just a super nice guy! He sang that 'Thrift Shop' song! Come on, cut him some slack! Except... no. Macklemore - real name Ben Haggerty - performed a surprise concert at S...

What’s going on with Rob Kardashian?

rob kardashian Guys, I'm kinda worried about Rob Kardashian. The last episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians I watched was on a flight from NYC to LA back in February, and in it, Rob was crying about how he didn't want to take his shirt off because he's so fat and unhappy and doesn't know what to do. Apparently he got hooked up with a trainer and was getting his life back on track, but as we can see from the photos of him heading to Paris in preparation for big sister Kim's Versailles wedding, that's... ...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris now!

kim kardashian kanye west ice cream In less than a week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian will earn a cool $21 million by saying some supposedly sacred vows in front of family, friends and TV cameras as they become husband and wife. While we've heard reports that they'll be tying the knot in Florence, apparently the festivities are actually happening at Versailles (which... I thought they were turned away from) and it's all getting so close that paparazzi are probably starting to have wet dreams already over all the pics they'll get....

The Afternoon Links

kendra wilkinson yoga Kendra Wilkinson had another baby! Yay! [ICYDK] Looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt is a blonde now [Celebslam] Adriana Lima is really gorgeous, in case you forgot [Moe Jackson] Hugh Jackman really knows how to relax [Socialite Life] Matthew McConaughey in the 'Interstellar' trailer is good [Celebitchy] How does Cate Blanchett always look so beautiful? [Lainey Gossip] Emily Didonato got really sexy for Vogue [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Kylie Jenner needs to take it down several notches [I'm Not Obsessed] Her...

Zooey Deschanel shared a #nomakeupselfie

zooey deschanel I kinda don't get why the whole #nomakeupselfie thing ever took off, for anyone. Not everyone wears makeup, and it's not necessarily something to be applauded that you haven't piled your face with cosmetics before you do your duck lips for the camera. It's called being a normal human being... but whatever, I guess. Zooey Deschanel must've been feeling brave on Saturday morning, as she posted the above #nomakeupselfie and #nofilter pic on her Instagram page (and cross-posted to Twitter) to sh...