Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Brad Pitt has something to say about the guy who punched him

angelina jolie brad pitt Brad Pitt was attacked by a prankster at the Maleficent premiere in Hollywood last week, and while the dude who punched him in the face, Ukranian "journalist" Vitalii Sediuk is in some serious hot water over the incident, Brad still wants to have his say about how the whole thing went down. Here's what he told People: "I was at the end of the line signing autographs, when out the corner of my eye I saw someone stage-diving over the barrier at me. I took a step back; this guy had latched onto my lapels. I looked dow...

The Afternoon Links

chris evans Here's the trailer for Chris Evans' new movie [I'm Not Obsessed] Well hello there, Nicole Scherzinger's ass [Celebslam] Eiza Gonzalez took her sexy legs out on the town this weekend [Moe Jackson] How can you not love a little Ricky Martin? [Socialite Life] Dakota Johnson from '50 Shades of Grey' has begun strutting her stuff for the paps [I'm Not Obsessed] Here are some naked brides out of their wedding dresses [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Lupita Nyong'o remains gorgeous in every way [Celebi...

Jonah Hill called a photographer a “f****t”

jonah hill Keep it classy, Jonah Hill. I don't think anyone expects this idiot to be much more than... well, an idiot, but nevertheless, it's always a bit disheartening to see people using homophobic slurs as a form of insult. Apparently a paparazzo made some kind of comment about Jonah's outfit, causing him to shout out, "Suck my dick, faggot!" Well, isn't that sweet? From TMZ: Hill was out in the Larchmont area of L.A. over the weekend when a couple paparazzi started asking questions. Hill kept sile...

Well, Sinead O’Connor looks a bit different these days…

sinead o'onnor Sinead O'Connor hasn't had the best track record recently and has struggled to regain her composure after suffering for years with serious mental illness. However, now she's back on track and she's coming out with a new album... not to mention having had a SERIOUS makeover. Whaaaat? Check out this new promo pic for her album I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss, which is hilarious and sounds more like a J.Lo album than Sinead O'Connor, but let's go with it. Have a look: Um, holy Photoshop, Batman. How on...

Britney Spears gained 30 pounds in Las Vegas

britney spears Britney Spears has been doing really well with her Las Vegas residency - in fact, it's the city's best-selling show of all time, which is awesome. But of course, we can't just celebrate her accomplishments, we have to talk about her "faults". This time, it's about how she apparently got "fat" and gained 30 lbs throughout the course of doing the show. From The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy): “Britney has gained close to 30 pounds, and she’s got a lot of cellulite on her legs and stomach,” an insider said. “T...

Chris Brown’s going to clean his act up, apparently

chris brown Chris Brown just got out of jail after spending a couple of months "in the clink" as they ("they" being no one but Michael Scott) say. He wasn't happy being there, but he's overjoyed at being out and wants to make sure he never gets in that situation again... so he's going legit, guys. That's right - Chris Brown is getting on the straight and narrow! From TMZ: Sources close to Chris tell TMZ ... the singer is making a Lindsay-type pledge -- to stay away from drugs and bad people, especia...

A popular Harry Styles fanfic to be released as an actual book

harry styles There are so many amazing writers in the world who are slogging their guts out on a daily basis just to try and even get a literary agent to give them the time of day and read a piece of original fiction. It's always been a tough business, but it's gotten even harder in the past decade or so, since now even the book business refuses to go for original creative content and instead prefers to repurpose shitty pop culture pieces in book form. That's exactly what's happening with a popular Harr...

Rihanna went nearly naked to the CFDA Awards last night

rihanna Rihanna doesn't give a shit about your societal standards of decency. She'll do what she wants when she wants and if you don't like it, sucks to be you. Her latest act of rebellion (?) was showing up to the CFDA Awards, which honours the elite in the fashion world, just about naked. Oh, sure, she had a "dress" on, but it was see-through and not much was underneath. I'm actually surprised she wore (flesh-coloured) underwear, to be honest - but in true Rihanna fashion, it was at least a thong. ...

Ariana Grande fires back at fans over Marilyn Monroe controversy

ariana grande I didn't really know how to write the headline for this one, as it's a bit weird. Basically, Ariana Grande decided to wish Marilyn Monroe a happy birthday on her Twitter/Instagram page yesterday and posted a photo of her, as well. Simple enough, right? Wrong - a bunch of people got their panties in a twist and lashed out at Ariana and Marilyn, saying what a slut she was and how Ariana shouldn't be promoting her, yada yada. Ariana didn't take too kindly to this and actually wrote her own respon...

Kim Kardashian hated her Irish honeymoon

kim kardashian Kim Kardashian and Kanye West exchanged vows in an extravagant ceremony late last month and they decided to head to - of all places - Ireland for a short honeymoon. It must've been Kanye who chose the location, because apparently Kim was miserable the entire time and really hated being away from the glamour of mainland Europe. From The Daily Mail (so grain of salt, obvs): It seems that the pair's trip to Ireland may have gone awry, as sources say they were seldom seen smiling or showing any signs of affection. Insiders claim the Keeping U...

Chery Cole’s new single, ‘Crazy Stupid Love’, is reppin’ the sax

crazy stupid love If you're English, you'll know Cheryl Cole as a household name. If you're not, you might remember her from the two or three episodes of the US version of The X Factor which she appeared in before getting the sack for being too Geordie. Or maybe it's her giant ass tattoo that's imprinted on your mind? Either way, she's a "singer" first and foremost (I say that with love!) and after taking a little over a year off to party and travel, she's back with a new single just in time for summer. It's c...

Someone broke into Miley Cyrus’ house again

miley cyrus Poor Miley Cyrus can't catch a break - her house has been broken into AGAIN, and they actually stole a Maserati and lots of expensive jewelry while they were there. Luckily she's okay as she wasn't home at the time. From TMZ: Police are investigating a possible break-in at Miley Cyrus' home in the Valley AGAIN ... TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us Miley's assistant came home around midnight Saturday/Sunday morning when she noticed things were not in the right place -- so she cal...