Chris Brown was recently released from prison, whereupon he promised to clean up his act and never go back behind bars again. However, he may not have a choice. There's still that pesky Washington DC assault case that needs to be heard, and the prosecutor is pushing for an early trial date to hopefully get his ass back in a cell quickly.
From TMZ:
As TMZ first reported ... despite his admission of violating his Rihanna probation, Brown maintains he didn't specifically admit guilt in the ...
Damn - for someone who doesn't seem to give much of a shit about the father of his kids (or even having sex with him), Kourtney Kardashian does keep popping them out with Scott Disick, doesn't she? Turns out, less than two years after giving birth to their daughter, Penelope (a few years after having their first son, Mason), she's pregnant with the couple's third child. Congrats, I guess?
"She is only a few months along," one insider tells US of the third-time mom-to-be, 35, who nonetheless...
Okay, perhaps that headline was slightly more salacious (and kinda gross, I suppose) than need be. It's not like Harry Styles was doing anything sexual with his cousins while naked (mostly naked?). He was just... sitting on a couch playing video games and posting for pictures that would later end up on Instagram, as you do. And his cousins remained clothed, which is even more bizarre.
I wonder if Anna Todd wrote THAT one into her fanfic. I don't get this at all - when, where, how, why... n...
Remember when Lindsay Lohan's mommy dearest, Dina Lohan, was arrested last September for serious drunk driving and was acting all crazy with police officers? Well, that case went to court on Monday and a judge handed down her sentence, which was rather lenient, I think - 100 hours of community service and she had her license revoked for a year. Whoopdie doo.
However, apparently the judge had some pretty stern words for her in court over the whole thing, as TMZ reports:
Lohan pled guilty to DWI and speeding ... and was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service and ...
Okay, I'm a little scared of Johnny Depp now [Lainey Gossip]
Let's never forget how beautiful Blake Lively can be [Celebslam]
Zach Braff and Donald Faison are re-living their 'Scrubs' bromance [Socialite Life]
Heidi Klum is naked behind that purse, guys! [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Blind item! Which rich socialite refused to pay her hairstylist? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Hey look, it's Kate Upton's boobs again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Well, the Pretty Little Liars 100 episodes party looked fun... [Moe Jackson]
Lupita Nyong'...
Katy Perry and John Mayer's relationship ran its course earlier this year, and while Katy is currently touring Prism, the album of songs all about how sprung she was off John's ~energy~ and ~aura~, turns out her next one might be all about where things went wrong. Not all that surprising, considering that's what musicians do and all...
From Cosmopolitan:
"There's no bad blood. But I'm sure there will be inspired songs."
Well, that's that, then? I mean, I'm sure John will write (or has already written) plenty of songs about Katy, so it's pretty natural, even ...
Not much to see here, guys, just Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden being a totally sort of adorable couple while walking around the West Village in New York City this week. I'm into it - they actually look like they suit each other, right?!
Apparently an onlooker said they very much "looked like a happy new couple". Well, I should hope so! I'm rooting for these two (in the way that you root for things you don't really pay any attention to but still think are great).
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner are busy promoting "their" book, Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia (the fuck is with that title?), so of course the topic of Kendall's recent purchase of a sprawling new mansion of an apartment came up. Turns out momager Kris wasn't too happy with her daughter leaving the next and apparently "cried herself to sleep" over it. Just like she did over Kim's sex tape leaking, eh?
From Live! with Kelly and Michael (via US Weekly):
Kendall... said her mom "definitely came up to me and told me she cried herse...
Things aren't going well for Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart. While the pair have been dating for the past couple of years, in recent months reports have surfaced that Casper cheated on her with a transgender model and has been sexting and sending dick picks her way, etc. First of all, dudes, newsflash: virtually no women want your dick pics, like, ever. Second of all, you've got J.Lo and you're even looking anywhere else? SMH.
In any case, while the couple are still barely together, thing...
There are never enough photos of mostly-naked Rihanna, right? [Celebslam]
Bradley Cooper looks awfully good in camoflauge, eh? [Socialite Life]
Of course Mariah Carey wore a ballgown to the playground [Lainey Gossip]
Sara Malakul got naked in a tub of Ramen noodles [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kate Middleton is in serious trouble for attending a family wedding [I'm Not Obsessed]
Alexa Chung went braless in a see-through dress, as you do [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Some other famous ladies wore things to the CFDA Awards, too [Moe Jackson]
Shailene ...
It only took 24 hours after Justin Bieber's "apology" for telling an awful racist joke for yet more information to surface which casts him in... shall we say, a less than flattering light. This time around, he changed the lyrics to his shitty song 'One Less Lonely Girl' to become 'One Less Lonely N****r'. He talked about killing one and joining the Ku Klux Klan, as well... because, you know, he was just "immature" and no one told him it was wrong?
From The Daily Mail (via The Sun):
Today, The Sun claimed a fre...
So, you know how Jonah Hill took a paparazzo's joking comments about his shorts to the next level by calling the guy a faggot and losing his damn mind? Yeah, oopsies on that one. He apologized on the Howard Stern Show yesterday, and it was somewhat heartfelt... until he started playing the "I have gay friends" card. He actually told Howard that he was spending that very day with his gay friend who's getting gay married soon. Uh... fuck off. He also claims that the paparazzo had been following him ...