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Jessica Simpson is very drunk and very hungry

jessica simpson Look, just because Jessica Simpson is (society's definition of) skinny again doesn't mean homegirl still doesn't want to eat - especially when she's had too much to drink. She was out this weekend in Los Angeles and apparently got a little drunky and funky, and unfortunately it was caught on camera. TMZ filmed Jessica taking a little stumble on her way to Jack-in-the-Box for some burgers and fries. I can't help but enjoy a little JSimps - she's harmless enough and just seems so dozy (and I mean that ...

The Morning Links

ashton kutcher mila kunis Ashton Kutcher "hasn't judged" Mila Kunis on her pregnant body [Celebitchy] Candice Swanepoel got ultra sexy for a new interview on 'Extra' [Moe Jackson] Jeremy Renner and James McAvoy played in SoccerAid 2014 and won [Socialite Life] Good to see that Rafael Nadal is back at the top of his game [Lainey Gossip] Here's a peek at Lily Allen's hot bod if that's your thing [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kate Middleton is looking chic as always! [I'm Not Obsessed] Kylie Jenner has thought...

Halle Berry ordered to fork out $16,000 a month in child support

halle berry nahla Halle Berry is filthy rich, so paying $16,000 a month for child support is kinda like spending $1 on the daily paper for her. Good thing, because a California judge ruled that she'll need to do that until her daughter Nahla, who she had with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, turns 19 or graduates high school - whichever comes first. From People: A Los Angeles court on May 30 ordered the Oscar-winning actress to pay $16,000 per month to support their daughter Nahla, 6, until she turns 19 years ...

Tracy Morgan won’t need leg amputation after surgery

tracy morgan Tracy Morgan was critically injured in an accident on the NJ Turnpike this past weekend, and rumours were circulating that he may need to have his leg amputated due to the extent of his injuries. However, his rep has now confirmed that while he's undergone surgery and will face a long recovery time, he will keep both of his legs. From People: "Tracy remains in critical but stable condition. His fianceé Megan is by his side," according to a statement to PEOPLE. "As we shared yesterday, Tracy had...

Jennifer Lopez put on her tight pants for Jimmy Fallon

jennifer lopez jimmy fallon Jennifer Lopez stopped by The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon last night, and while there, she decided to join him in putting on some super tight pants and doing some weird dancing. First of all, holy abs, Batman. How the hell JLo, at 44, is killing the abdominals like that is beyond me. Obviously a TON of working out, probably a personal trainer and an incredibly restrictive diet (and some lucky genes) will do the trick, but damn. Second of all, bless her for trying to prove that she's got...

The Afternoon Links

jessica-alba Does Jessica Alba do anything besides red carpets anymore? [I'm Not Obsessed] Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week! [Celebslam] People really seem to like Iggy Azalea, for some reason [Socialite Life] Selena Gomez decided to get sexy on the beach [Popoholic] Poor Hilary Duff had a case of cameltoe that was pretty serious [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Katie Holmes runs her own errands, thank you [Lainey Gossip] Do you want to see Iggy Azalea in a bikini? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Zachary Quinto and his boyfri...

Nicole Scherzinger releases ‘Your Love’ – but is it any good?

nicole scherzinger Sometimes I forget that Nicole Scherzinger is actually sort of a killer singer. Of course, it's easy enough to forget because she does sort of bury her actual talent in less sophisticated pop culture affairs, but I do really like her. She's zany and seems really sweet - and now she has a new song called 'Your Love', which is taken from her upcoming solo album. What do you think of 'Your Love'? I'm undecided, but I wanna like it! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook ...

Kristen Wiig was scared of Los Angeles for a long time

kristen wiig Kristen Wiig moved to Los Angeles years ago - way back when she dropped out of Arizona State University to pursue acting full time. While pretty much everyone who has ever dreamed of getting involved in showbiz knows that LA is where to be, Kristen wasn't always so keen on the idea and found it difficult to find her footing once she got there. From Glamour (via film-news.co.uk): "When I first moved, there was 'the dream', as there is for a lot of people. Then I got really scared. I moved ther...

Channing Tatum arm wrestles and beatboxes on Jimmy Fallon

channing tatum Channing Tatum is on the promo stroll for 22 Jump Street - which, by the way, was pretty hilarious (I went to see it yesterday) in a really stupid way - and as part of it, he stopped by Jimmy Fallon's Late Show to do some beatboxing and some arm wrestling. The results? Eh, you decide: I like Channing Tatum. He seems like a bit of a simpleton, but also like a pretty low-key, nice guy. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook ...

The Morning Links

bryan+cranston Congrats to Bryan Cranston on his first Tony Award! [I'm Not Obsessed] Uh, how has Vanna White managed to stay so hot? [Celebslam] Channing Tatum's Instagram says he's the chillest guy in Hollywood [Socialite Life] Emily Ratajakowski certainly cleans up well, doesn't she? [Popoholic] Here's some Naked News for you - they shoot, you score [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Is Cameron Diaz really in a "relationship" with Benji Madden? [Lainey Gossip] Adriana Lima got her nipples out (again) for 'Vogue...

Katy Perry uses crystals to get men into bed with her

katy perry Katy Perry is pretty hot, right? She's down-to-earth, doesn't mind making a total fool of herself... and she seems colossally unlucky in love, which may have something to do with her approach to attracting men in the first place. You see, Katy uses crystals - the perfectly calibrated combination of precious gems, of course - to draw the male species towards her, as she explained in a new interview with Cosmopolitan. “I don’t stay single for long. I carry a lot of rose quartz, which attr...

Hark! It’s the return of Sad Keanu Reeves!

keanu reeves 2 Remember when Sad Keanu was a meme? Everyone thought poor Keanu Reeves was depressed and damn near suicidal just because he was chilling on a park bench on his own, eating a sandwich. You know what I'm talking about: Well, prepare for part two of the Sad Keanu movement, because he's back and looking sadder than ever in New York. He was photographed on Friday having a drink and smoke outside on his own... you know, like normal people do all the time without becoming an Internet sensation. ...