Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Naya Rivera’s still pretending she has a job

naya rivera 5 Naya Rivera got canned from Glee for being insane in the membrane, but that hasn't stopped her from continuing to pretend that she's still doing a-okay and getting lots of work. She stripped down to a swimsuit for the new issue of Galore magazine (whatever the hell that even is) and told the publication that she has "a lot of things" going on that she "can't really confirm" but that she's super excited about all these unnamed (read: nonexistent) things. Did I hear you have an album dropping th...

The Afternoon Links

jennifer-garner Jennifer Garner has no problems flying solo, thanks [Lainey Gossip] Brittny Gastineau got attacked, and he claims she started it [Celebitchy] What's going on with Hugh Jackman's new bald cowboy look? [Socialite Life] Maxim's hottest women came together to celebrate their hotness [The Superficial] Nicole Scherzinger brought out her ass - damn! [Popoholic] Here's a little of Maria Menounos in a tiny bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Only Beyonce can get away with braless selfies [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] I'll never really understand Lacey Chabert, I feel... [Celebslam] Candice Swane...

Lindsay Lohan thinks everyone in America is out to get her

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan has been spending a lot of time over here in the UK recently, and has been apparently considering a move to London full-time, which is hilarious and also confusing because I didn't realize it would be easy for convicted criminals to country hop like that - especially broke criminals. Anyhow, apparently this move is pretty much certain to happen because Lindsay thinks it's all America's fault that she's in so much trouble because you guys are such meanies and you're always "out...

Mila Kunis wants men to stop saying “we’re” pregnant

mila kunis Mila Kunis seems pretty chill - I've always liked how she's come across in interviews and while I don't think she has the most impressive acting resumé, I'm probably just not the target audience for her projects, and that's cool. Anyhow, she's been keeping an extra low profile now that she's pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's kid, so it's nice to see her giving an interview and putting dudes in their places. That's right, Mila is sick of men saying "We're pregnant!" when telling others that ...

Selena Gomez just can’t quit Justin Bieber, it seems

selena gomez justin bieber Justin Bieber dropped a cryptic hint on Wednesday that he somehow may have brainwashed Selena Gomez - who is seeming less and less intelligent by the day - into getting back together with him. Again. For the 85th time. He posted the above photo to his Instagram page with the caption "Our love is unconditional", though he deleted it soon after. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? That's not a serious question, of course, because the meaning is clear enough. It means Selena Gomez has no self-respect and doesn't know...

The Morning Links

angelina jolie Angelina Jolie talks about 'Maleficent's rape metaphor [Celebitchy] What do we think of Andrew Garfield's new beard? [Socialite Life] Here's a bit of Abbey Clancy in a wet bikini [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Tom Hardy knows how to work a pair of black glasses [Lainey Gossip] This entry is literally called "Kate Upton vagina of the day" [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Coco's ass is nothing to be trifled with [The Superficial] Jessica Simpson will keep showing off her toned legs [Moe Jackson] Why is it that Jessica Alba always busts out the cleavage at the right time? [Popoholic] Mariah C...

Is Jennifer Lopez already dating Maksim Chmerkovskiy?

jennifer lopez maksim chmerkovskiy Yo, who knew male ballroom dancers could be such studs? Dancing with the Stars bad boy Maksim Chmerkovskiy gets AROUND, guys - he's been with several of his dance partners from the show, dated Kate Upton and may now have moved on... to Jennifer Lopez?! Jen just got rid of future porn star Casper Smart (FINALLY), and rumour on the street is that she's already back in the dating scene and Maks fits the bill for her new man. From People: Lopez, 44, met the dancing hunk, 34, through her bes...

Jaime King speaks out on that breastfeeding photo

jamie king Earlier this week, Jaime King posted an older photo of herself breastfeeding her now 8-month-old son, James, on Instagram. It was totally tasteful (though honestly, I don't think "mother breastfeeding her child" can ever be distasteful... unless, say, the child is 30 or something) but people got their knickers in a twist over it, and Jaime is not having it. From People: “The responses from mothers were so grateful because there have been people out in the media being very judgmental, saying women ...

Lea Michele’s new boyfriend is an ex-gigolo

lea michele Lea Michele used the death of ex-boyfriend Cory Monteith to get as much publicity for her shitty solo album as possible, but now - less than a year after Cory's passing - she's already moved on to a new man. That's right, Lea's got herself a former gigolo whom she met on the set of her video for 'On My Way (to Bone Town)'. The song is actually just called 'On My Way', but whatever. From TMZ (via News.com.au): TMZ reports that the Glee actress’ boyfriend, Matthew Paetz, used to work as an escort for hire. Paetz has worked under the ali...

The Afternoon Links

jessica-alba This is how Jessica Alba celebrates her kid's birthday [I'm Not Obsessed] Jay-Z's alleged mistress isn't anything special [Celebslam] This is Joe Jonas flashing a "cute smile" [Socialite Life] Here's some more naked news for your Wednesday [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] NBA MVP Kevin Durant knows how to live it up [Moe Jackson] Here's pregnant Hayden Panettiere in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Could Robert Pattinson pull off being a young Han Solo? [ICYDK] Shailene Woodley's gifts inclu...

Katy Perry is wanted at London’s cat cafe

katy perry Apparently there's a cat cafe called Lady Dinah's Cat Emporium in London, where you can go and have a brew while some cats walk around and rub themselves against your leg or whatever. The practice originated in Japan and is being copied everywhere now, it seems... and for good reason: they're INCREDIBLY popular and apparently booked solid. According to a report from The Sun, Katy Perry was desperate to get into Lady Dinah's while she was here over the past month or two touring, but she was t...