Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Official: Kobe Bryant Is Retiring

kobe bryant retiring Admittedly, I'm not much of a sports fan, so this announcement doesn't hit me quite as hard as it will Lakers fans everywhere: Kobe Bryant is officially retiring at the end of the season. I guess after you make a couple hundred mil, you don't really need to get off your ass anymore. Kobe put out an "emotional" statement regarding his decision in the form of a love letter to the sport, which is actually pretty great (though I do always wonder if celebrities write things like this themselves o...

The Rock Saves A Puppy Named After Him Because He’s Wonderful

dwayne johnson Another day, another post about how much I love The Rock and think the world is a better place because of him. Not only does he just seem like a genuinely nice guy who wants to make the world a better place, but he also loves animals and is happy to open his wallet for their well-being. Dwayne the dog was found by an L.A. shelter with a whole lot of health problems, but Dwayne Johnson is ready to pay up to make sure he makes it out okay (and might even adopt him, if his love of dogs on Insta...

Are Zayn Malik & Gigi Hadid A Thing? The Media Would Like Us To Believe So

zayn malik gigi hadid Zayn Malik split from Perrie Edwards earlier this year after about four years or so together (don't quote me on the timeline - I'm too lazy to go back and check; they were together for a long time, that's all I know) and Gigi Hadid dated Joe Jonas on and off for a while, but now they're both single and ready to mingle... apparently with one another. At least, that's what the media wants us to believe. The photos that have emerged of them hanging out ever since the American Music Awards last w...

Kourtney Kardashian Is Giving Scott Disick Another Chance

kourtney kardashian scott disiick I'm not sure how many times you have to get cheated on, disrespected, treated like shit, and deal with someone's drug and alcohol addiction/rehab/relapse cycle before you decide enough is enough, but apparently Kourtney Kardashian hasn't reached breaking point just yet! While she got rid of Scott Disick earlier this year when photos were published of him off partying and canoodling with another woman while she was at home taking care of their kids, now that he's done a(nother) short stint in reha...

Frank Gifford Suffered From CTE Before Death

frank gifford Legendary football Hall of Famer and Kathie Lee Gifford's husband Frank Gifford died unexpectedly back in August 2015 at the age of 84 of "natural causes". He lived a long and successful life, but his family aren't ready for his contributions to society to be over just yet. They've actually donated Frank's brain to science, but that's not all: they also revealed that Frank suffered from CTE, a brain injury that was caused likely from his years in sport. From TMZ: Gifford -- an NFL Hall of ...

Katy Perry’s H&M Christmas Commercial Is Something To Behold

katy perry Y'all should know by now that I love and adore Katy Perry. You also know that I'm not averse calling out bullshit when I see it, regardless of who's behind it. I wouldn't necessarily say that Katy Perry's new Christmas campaign for H&M is bullshit, per se, but I also don't really understand what I just watched and what the point of it is. There's plenty of holiday cheer to go around, as well as elaborate costumes (Katy dresses up like a fairy, a toy soldier, and an elf in the video), but ...

Jennifer Lawrence’s “Bullshit Detector” Is Off The Charts

jennifer lawrence entertainer of the year Jennifer Lawrence has been pretty in demand for a while now, and that means a lot of people want to be around her. It has to be hard for celebrities to find friends, but particularly for J. Law, it's gotta really suck. Luckily, she's a pretty good judge of character and has an inner "bullshit detector" that alerts her to anyone trying to get close to her for the wrong reasons. From Entertainment Weekly (via People): "People start to feel a lot less guilty when you become bigger or have mor...

Justin Bieber Is Feeling Too Emo To Perform This Week

justin bieber I've been saying for months how unstable Justin Bieber seems during every single appearance. He's all over the place whenever he appears in public, whether in interviews or to perform on some stage or another. He never seems to know what he's talking about and either seems completely disengaged from reality, totally uninterested in what everyone is talking about, or lucid to the point of being in a near coma as he spouts off lines he could be reading from a teleprompter. I don't think the kid's very ...

Meghan Trainor & Charlie Puth Are A Thing

meghan trainor charlie puth I can't think of two more obnoxious people that are absolutely perfect for each other than Meghan Trainor and Charlie Puth. You already know Meghan, but if Charlie's name isn't familiar to you, just think of that god awful duet he did with Meghan called "Marvin Gaye", or his new and equally offensive single, "One Call Away". It's hard to say what it is about either of them that makes me wish I was born without eyes and ears, but here we are. Last night at the AMAs, Meghan and Charlie made out like...

Angelina Jolie Loves Being In Menopause

angelina jolie Angelina Jolie has been a lot in the past few years, including a double mastectomy and another surgery to have her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed earlier this year. The latter put her in menopause, and while many women might mourn the end of their childbearing years, Angelina is actually pretty cool with it and isn't stressing getting older at all. From Australia's Daily Telegraph: “I actually love being in menopause,” she tells me. “I haven’t had a terrible reaction to ...

Sofia Vergara & Joe Manganiello Are Married Now

sofia vergara joe manganiello wedding Bad news, ladies and gents. Two of the hottest celebrities ever to hit Hollywood are now officially off the market. After a whirlwind love affair, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello got married this weekend, and it was beautiful and extravagant and perfect, as expected. They held the ceremony at The Breakers Resort in Palm Beach, Florida and the Sunday evening ceremony, which started at 7pm, was attended by the likes of Channing Tatum and Reese Witherspoon, among others. Here's some more scoop from People: At the Sunday ceremony, Vergara wore a cu...

Adele Impersonates An Adele Impersonator & The Results Are Hilarious

adele jenny Adele's new album, 25, came out yesterday, and in celebration, the BBC aired a one hour special, aptly titled Adele at the BBC, that featured the singer performing some old hits as well as some new tracks, sitting down with Graham Norton for an interview, and hilariously taking part in a prank in which she played an Adele impersonator called "Jenny". Adele got a fake nose and chin so she could fit in with other Adele impersonators who believed they were taking part in a reality series about......