

I've never really understood the whole "posing newborn babies in gardens", Anne Gedes world of photography, but I'm gonna give Kelly Clarkson a pass on the first pictures of her new daughter, River Rose, because she's adorable (the baby and Kelly too, I suppose) and she's a proud mommy.
Here is our beautiful baby girl River Rose; 6lbs 6oz, 18 inches, and the greatest thing on the planet :) pic.twitter.com/zMlwNQPpRw— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) June 20, 2014
I mean, come on, look ...
Megan Fox is clearly super into being a mom. She's got two young boys - 2-year-old Noah and 4-month-old Bodhi - and that must make her career in acting pretty difficult to maintain, right? Well, yeah, and she doesn't really care, because apparently she's never had much ambition. Huh.
Also, she doesn't let her kids watch TV, only movies since movies are "more linear" (whatever that even means) and she thinks parents who stick their kids in front of the tube aren't doing a very good job, app...
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again, and they don't just go to clubs and party all the time, you know. They also do good, Christianly things, like go to Bible study together so they can learn all about Jesus and follow his example. LOL.
From US Weekly:
"They were very lovey dovey and cute," the insider says of the stars, who "came and left together with a few friends."
According to the source, Bieber, 20, and Gomez, 21, "sat next to each other and listened to [Pastor Judah Smith]'s sermon." The insider tells Us they were "smitten with each other."
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Is Brad Pitt going to be George Clooney's best man? [Lainey Gossip]
Taylor Swift is rocking the bare midriff this summer [Celebslam]
Oh wow, Maria Sharapova cleans up nice at a pre-Wimbledon party [Moe Jackson]
Please enjoy watching shirtless Zac Efron make skateboards [Socialite Life]
We can see your underwear, Laura Whitmore [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Yasmin Le Bon is 50 and looks amazing in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Dakota Fanning and her boyfriend have been spotted in NYC [ICYDK]
Lupita Nyong'o thi...
Courtney Love was a fashion icon in her time. There was the grunge phase when she was so strung out on heroin that her "fashion" consisted of whatever crusty t-shirt she could pull off the floor of her drug den apartment, and then there was her clean phase when she went all glam and started wearing designer gowns. It was during that time that she became a muse for Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci and the pair struck up a friendship.
It was all going great, until Riccardo replaced Courtney ...
I feel like I just tried to forget Jason Biggs was a thing that exists in the world for many years, and I succeeded until I started watching Orange is the New Black and then I couldn't anymore. Then he started doing interviews because he actually booked another job after American Pie, and every time he opens his mouth to speak, it's just a whole lot of bullshit that comes out.
Nevermind that he's classless enough to talk shit about women's bodies (as if he's anything to look at - newsflash: ...
Katy Perry posted the above photo on her Instagram page on Thursday, leading plenty of people, including myself, to say, "HUH?" Y'all know I love KP, but I'm not fond of the desperate grasp for baby hair (sorry, white girls, it doesn't come natural to you) and the bleached eyebrows thing has always escaped me. The nails are meh, the earrings look like hideous costume jewellery and the whole thing looks like she's ripping off this UK artist called FKA Twigs (who's actually really great and the look works ...
Wait a minute... Lindsay Lohan actually got a job in London? [Celebslam]
I'm not sure who Nicola Peltz is, but she looked hot at the 'Transformers premiere [Moe Jackson]
Channing Tatum is hot, even dressed like a bum [Socialite Life]
Here, have a look at Amber Heard's boobs, if you'd like [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Wait a minute, where's Carey Mulligan been lately? [Lainey Gossip]
Natalie Portman is in Shanghai now [ICYDK]
Elvis Presley's granddaughter has been hanging out with Cara Delevingne [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Dr. Oz is in the shit for promoting...
I'm only vaguely shocked that Lady Gaga - someone who purports to be ingelligent, mindful and outspoken about equality and injustice in life thought it was a good idea to make her video for 'Do What U Want' - which features notorious (unconvicted) child molester R. Kelly, by the way - some big rape fest. So much so that the video has been scrapped, thank God. Oh, and did we mention that the vid was directed by Terry Richardson? #Feminism!
From Page Six:
The raunchy video starring Gaga and Kelly was directed by controversial photographer Terry Richardson and depicts racy...
Another day, another case of Kanye West running his mouth about shit he knows nothing about. You know how he ranted about spending 4 days perfecting his and Kim's wedding picture since Annie Leibovitz pulled out just days before the big event? Uh, turns out Annie was never confirmed for the job in the first place. Nice try, though!
From TMZ:
So ... Annie's just sent us a long, rambling statement which also contains comments from Kanye -- and it never directly addresses the "afraid of celebrity" comment.
The rep says Kanye was frustra...
Look, I get that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are supposed to be the "cool parents" - like Amy Poehler in Mean Girls - when it comes to raising Jaden and Willow Smith, but something's gotta give, here. These kids are fucking WEIRD, way too grown for their own good and will either need serious counseling to become functional adults or they'll just go off the rails and live in some wilderness commune as they wait for Xenu to come back and rescue them on his spaceship.
The latest from the Smith camp is that apparently Willow and Jaden are "obsessed" with snakes, to the p...
I don't know what any of this means and I have no real commentary here, but Courtney Love and Mariah Carey are both in Cannes at the moment for the Cannes Lions festival, so they decided to pose for a selfie together to post on Instagram. This is so many different worlds colliding and I sorta love it.
Side note: did you know apparently Mariah was going to contribute vocals to one of the songs on Courtney's last solo album? Well, kinda. Mariah was at the studio where Courtney was recording and apparentl...