Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are like Ross and Rachel, apparently

ashton kutcher mila kunis Okay, who here knew that Ashton Kutcher has a twin brother? They're completely fraternal and look nothing alike (as you'll see below), but Michael, the lesser known Kutcher, gave an interview to US Weekly recently in which he gushed about his impending unclehood, his future sister-in-law and how Ashton and Mila Kunis are totally meant to be and are like Ross and Rachel (from Friends, obviously) - they just took a 14 year break. "My sister and Ashton are both expecting—it's so exciting for t...

Adam Levine denies having “sexual intercourse” with Lindsay Lohan

lindsay lohan adam levine Aw, bless. We all remember Lindsay Lohan's infamous "sex list", which was apparently "leaked" by a "friend" and was only made as part of Lindsay's "recovery" the last time she was in rehab. Well, plenty of the men on that list aren't too pleased to be there and are speaking out to insist that they never slept with her. James Franco already denied that shit (and then wrote a "fictional" short story about it), and Adam Levine is the latest to set the record straight during an interview with Howard ...

Surprise? Alyssa Milano eats like a normal human being

alyssa milano Apparently it's news when an actress isn't starving herself, especially when pregnant. That's why we know that something called Pasta Chips exists, because Alyssa Milano bought some while out shopping in Los Angeles this week. I had no idea that Pasta Chips was a thing and it sounds like carbohydrate heaven. Where have they been all my life? In any case, Alyssa's not having body shaming happening while she's growing a person, so she's engaging in some "comfort eating for two" (her words) and...

Kim Kardashian swims with dolphins

kim kardashian As you probably remember (but don't care about), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spent their REAL honeymoon in Mexico earlier this month, where they enjoyed some fun in the sun and Kim even got to swim with dolphins. Because the woman can't do anything in her life without it being documented on video and with copious amounts of selfies, we got to see some of her fun at Vallarta Adventures' Dolphin Adventure and frankly, I'm a bit jealous. DOLPHINS! It's actually stuff like this that lulls me into a false sense of believing that Kim could be a semi-normal person. And then I rem...

The Morning Links

scott disick talking into stacks of money Oh great, Scott Disick is back on the booze [Celebslam] James Franco bared his ass for an HIV fundraiser [Moe Jackson] Spencer Boldman and his abs are here for your pleasure [Socialite Life] Here's a little Jessica Hart butt naked covered in sheer red fabric [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] I love that the Queen visited the set of 'Game of Thrones' [Lainey Gossip] Kate Beckinsale will get your heart racing in her skin tight jeans [Popoholic] Taylor Schilling dishes on 'Orange is the New Black' in 'Allure' [ICYDK] Cara Delevingne got completely naked on...

Lupita Nyong’o’s Lancôme ad is as beautiful as you’d expect

lupita nyong'o   Earlier this year, Lupita Nyong'o was announced as the new face of Lancôme cosmetics - a refreshing choice, and one that a lot of people were really pleased with - especially considering she is the world's Most Beautiful Person! Now, the first image has been revealed - Lupita leaked it herself on her Instagram page - and it's really beautiful. Simple, elegant, classy... all the things she has always portrayed herself to be, anyway. Here's what she told Vogue about the partnersh...

Justin Bieber involved in minor car accident after paparazzi chase

justin bieber No one was injured in a car crash that resulted from a paparazzi chase in Los Angeles on Tuesday afternoon. Photographers were so desperate to get a good photo of Justin Bieber that they chased the Escalade he was traveling in and then caused an accident which could have hurt or killed not only people in the vehicles but passers-by, as well. According to Pittsburgh Car Accident Lawyers, Pennsylvania is a no-fault state. This means that to recover damages, victims must either have full tort co...

Katy Perry is in the political spirit, it seems

katy perry joe biden Katy Perry is about to take the Prismatic World Tour stateside, and her first stop is in Washington DC. That might explain why she met up with Hillary Clinton the other day and offered to write her 2016 campaign song, and why she's now taking selfies with Vice-President Joe Biden and posing in front of famous DC monuments. Ol' Joe had the hot moves on him, as well, since he apparently made Katy call her grandma in front of him to thank her for giving Katy her beautiful blue eyes. Smooth, Biden! Rea...

The Crocodile Hunter’s daughter, Bindi Irwin, wants girls to “cover up”

bindi irwin Why am I not surprised that Bindi Irwin, the now 15-year-old daughter of the late Steve Irwin, also known as the Crocodile Hunter, is a bit of a slut shamer? Sure, she's still young and stupid, but she's got a cause other than saving the animals, and that's encouraging young girls to wear "appropriate" (however she defines that) clothing and not showing too much skin. Here's what she told News Corp Australia (via US Weekly): "I'm a big advocate for young girls dressing their age," Irwin, 15,...

Sam Smith turns Whitney Houston’s ‘How Will I Know’ into a gorgeous ballad

Celebrities Visit SiriusXM Studios - June 12, 2014 If you haven't heard of Sam Smith yet, well, you're in for a treat. I've been following this guy since he featured on Disclosure's album a couple of years ago with 'Latch', and now he's doing so well not only in his native UK, but over in the States, as well - and for good reason. He stopped by Sirius XM on Monday to be interviewed and do some songs, one of which was a cover of Whitney Houston's 'How Will I Know'. It's an interesting song choice - thankfully not the usual 'I Will Always Lo...

The Afternoon Links

kendra wilkinson hank baskett Did Hank Baskett fool around on Kendra Wilkinson while she was pregnant? [Celebitchy] Selena Gomez is still Instagramming bikini pics [Popoholic] Not sure who Rose McIver is, but she does look hot [Moe Jackson] Chris Brown's Rihanna knock-off has okay boobs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield don't have a message for the masses today [Socialite Life] Kelly Osbourne posted her ass on Instagram, as you do [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Oh God no, Tila Tequila ...

What is Lady Gaga wearing today, you ask?

lady gaga 9 Lady Gaga has been taking some time off in New York City recently to, I dunno, relax, spend time with friends and family, get more plastic surgery... the normal things you do between touring and hitting the promo circuit. Since she's chilling in New York City, she never misses out on an opportunity to be papped as she's leaving her apartment, walking around, coming back to her apartment, etc. And sometimes, the "fashion" choices caught on camera are downright special. Check out the gallery ...