Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Afternoon Links

george clooney amal alamuddin Oh dear, is George Clooney getting cold feet about his wedding? [Celebitchy] Big Sean's Instagram account is cooler than him [Socialite Life] Nicole Scherzinger is looking very summery [Celebslam] This is America, so enjoy some nudity [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] At least Rita Ora takes good pictures, I guess [Moe Jackson] Nice cleavage, Emily Ratajkowski [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Yeah, Robin Thicke really looks like he misses his wife [Lainey Gossip] Emmy Rossum has a sexy ...

Here’s a raunchy ’50 Shades of Grey’ photo for you

50 shades of grey jamie dornan 50 Shades of Grey isn't coming out in theatres until next year, but stars Jamie Dornan and that other girl (Dakota Johnson) have to keep interest up. With that in mind, Jamie shared the above photo on Instagram this past week and everyone was going nuts over it (no pun intended). I know I'm kinda not the target audience here, but like... no thanks. There's nothing sexy or intriguing about this, or him, so I'm not getting all the hype. I'm sure it'll make millions at the box office, though. Ho...

Surprise! Farrah Abraham’s sex life “isn’t that great”

farrah abraham Farrah Abraham has sold her body (and bought it, clearly) to porn in order to make money and get more attention, but it turns out, being a desperate wannabe who tries to pass porn off as a "leaked sex tape" isn't all that fulfilling and her personal life isn't that awesome because of it and she spends a lot of time writing erotica and masturbating, apparently. From Radar Online: “My personal sex life isn’t that great,” the single former Teen Mom star admits to RadarOnline.com in an exclusive ...

Katie Holmes gets topless for Glamour

katie holmes 3 We don't hear much from Katie Holmes these days. There are some random dating rumours here or there, but it's the general assumption that her escape from Tom Cruise and his Scientology cult, her career has kinda gone down the tube. NOT SO, however - Glamour put her on its August cover, where she shares some classic and cliche empowerment thoughts like "I didn't know how much love I had in me" and "I feel like I can do anything". The full interview isn't available yet, but you can check out Kati...

Uh, so… Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron are actually doing it

michelle rodriguez zac efron Zac Efron has been spending time in Italy lately with some entrepreneur and Michelle Rodriguez and some other randoms. It seemed an unlikely group, but hey, Hollywood is weird and friends exist that you'd never expect. I never gave a second thought to Michelle and Zac being anything more than friends, but it seems they indeed are, as they've been caught kissing and canoodling and THIS IS SO WEIRD. Can someone explain this pairing to me? Is this about drugs? It seems so bizarre - never in a mi...

The Morning Links

Cara Delevingne Cara Delevingne really doesn't give a shit [Socialite Life] Kate Middleton isn't too good to wear the same dress twice [Celebitchy] Wait a minute - is Lindsay Lohan suddenly rich or something? [Celebslam] Keira Knightley's boobs are doing boob things [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Nina Dobrev looks amazing at Paris Fashion Week [Moe Jackson] Jessica Simpson looked lovely on her wedding day [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse had a nice time at Wimbledon [...

Kanye West compares paparazzi photos to rape

kanye west Kanye West went on an interminable 20-minute rant onstage at the Wireless Festival in London on Friday night, and during that time he said some crazy ass shit. Sure, he pronounced his long-standing love for Kim Kardashian and claimed that he's being discriminated against in the fashion industry, but know what else he did? Complain about fame to the point of comparing paparazzi photos to being raped. You know, totally the same thing! From The Independent: “I want to bring my family to the ...

Taylor Swift had a star-studded 4th of July weekend

taylor swift slip n slide Taylor Swift has a massive Rhode Island mansion, so it's only natural that it'd serve as the location of her celebrity-filled 4th of July celebration over the weekend. Taylor hosted a slew of celeb friends, from Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield to the awful (and puzzlingly out of place) Lena Dunham, among others. Jaime King and Jessica Szohr were there, too, as was Ingrid Michaelson. And of course, it was all documented on Instagram. Because I'm currently in the UK, I missed out on my Indepe...

Miley Cyrus (and friends) got a tattoo for her dead dog

miley cyrus 6 Miley Cyrus should probably be banned from contact with animals for life, considering every dog she owns dies young or gets abandoned quickly after she takes it in/buys it/however she gets it. Remember her 2-year-old Alaskan Klee Kai called Floyd that died seemingly out of nowhere? (And that's not even mentioning Lila, another of her dogs that died.) Several more dogs have come and gone since then, and she even very recently got a new puppy called Emu Coyne Cyrus, but Floyd has apparently not been forgotten....

Lady Gaga tries to drag Madonna to save her own reputation

lady gaga madonna I don't know how many of you frequent Oh No They Didn't, but it's a great place for celeb news and absolute fucking mayhem when it comes to the big stars and their hardcore stans. It often devolves into gif wars and total nonsense, but sometimes some absolute gold comes out of it. Take, for instance, the fact that ONTD posted a story on the fact that Lady Gaga posted a photo online claiming it was from one of her concerts, when actually it was from a big music festival. They were calling her...

Queen Katy spent Independence Day at Disney World

katy perry disney Katy Perry is currently in the midst of her Prismatic World Tour, as I'm sure you know by now, and she decided to have a giant 4th of July shindig with her friends, band and crew at Walt Disney World and it looked like a lot of fun. Basically, I'm really jealous and want to go to Disney World. Also, I really, really hate that hairdo she's been sporting so much lately. [gallery columns="5" ids="151311,151312,151313,151314,151315"] Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...