Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ashley Benson goes topless on Hawaii beach

ashley benson topless censored There are a few stories I could have written about when it comes to Ashley Benson today. For one, she's the new face of H&M and has released some photos in some of their (rather boring, I might add) new clothes. Also, she's on the cover of Company magazine and did some photos for that. But does any of that matter when she's been photographed doing some topless sunbathing on a beach in Hawaii? I didn't think so. That's what you're in for. You can click through the rest below. ...

Robin Thicke’s official ‘Get Her Back’ 1-800-Flowers bouquet costs $350

robin thicke 1800 flowers How on earth a collaboration between Robin Thicke and 1-800-Flowers even became a glimmer in anyone's brain is beyond me, but here we are. The World's Creepiest (and Most Pathetic) Pop Star teamed up with the flower delivery service to make an official 'Get Her Back' bouquet - as well as a cheaper option, the 'Forever Love' bouquet - for those times when you stick your finger up the ass of a woman who's not your wife/girlfriend and then decide you don't want to break up. From Time: You can b...

Emilie de Ravin is getting a divorce

emilie de ravin joshua janowicz Emilie de Ravin is absolutely abysmal as Belle on Once Upon a Time, but I had a minor crush on her for like, the first ten minutes of Lost (which I never watched after that) so I tend to give her a pass and still find her pretty likable. In any case, it's not like we hear much from her anyway, as she manages to stay out of the news mostly... until now. Unfortunately, Emilie is getting a divorce from her husband of 7 years, Joshua Janowicz. Bizarrely, these two have claimed they were gettin...

Jimmy Kimmel and wife Molly McNearney welcome first child

jimmy kimmel molly mcnearney Jimmy Kimmel and wife Molly McNearney announced in February that they were expecting their first child together. Well, time flies, and now the baby is here! Jimmy announced the news via Twitter, as you do, and reps for the couple have confirmed that mom and baby are "doing great". The baby's name is Jane. Congratulations to my beautiful and very tough wife @mollymcnearney on delivering our baby girl this morning— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) July 10, 2014 Thanks for all your kind baby wishes - turns out, not AL...

Willow Smith is done eating government french fries

willow smith Willow Smith is one of the craziest members of a pretty insane family, and her new interview with Teen Vogue is no different. The 13-year-old opened up on a variety of topics, like Cartier ("My whole family, we love Cartier!"), self-expression and her refusal to eat governmental french fries. Oh, dear. Here are some hilarious bits and bobs, completely without context (because even context wouldn't help here). On her fashion sense: Who knows what tomorrow may bring? "My style is who I ...

The Afternoon Links

natalie portman grocery store Natalie Portman is Feliz in Los Feliz [ICYDK] Who is Arianny Celeste and how does she look so good in a bikini? [Celebslam] Even Vanessa Hudgens needs to go to the salon sometimes [Moe Jackson] Well hello there, Ariana Grande [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Zachary Quinto is looking very dapper these days [Socialite Life] Kat Graham's Jamaica bikini pics are here for you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Prince William and Prince Harry really love to swim [Lainey Gossip] Elizabeth Hasselbeck is NOT happy about Ro...

Lindsay Lohan “late and unprepared” for London play rehearsals

lindsay lohan No surprises here! For some reason, some sucker in London's West End decided to take a chance on (take pity on?) Lindsay Lohan for a role in David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow, and while LiLo was apparently so thrilled to be ~back on set~ (in a sense), that hasn't stopped her from resorting to the same old antics right from the very beginning. You know, the usual: turning up late, being completely unprepared and generally a total nightmare to work with... From Radar Online: As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported last month, the troub...

Rita Ora shoots Marilyn Monroe-inspired Roberto Cavalli fashion campaign

rita ora roberto cavalliRita Ora's a pretty girl, so while she's meant to be a musician, she spends a lot of her time doing photo shoots and promoting various fashion brands, from Madonna's Material Girl to her new gig with Roberto Cavalli (which is a shame, because 'I Will Never Let You Down' is so good). Cavalli decided on a Marilyn Monroe-inspired shoot for their new collection, which is totally unique and certainly has never been done before, and Rita delivered the goods. I hate the hair and most of the clothes, but besides ...

Mel Gibson’s heart goes out to Shia LaBeouf

mel gibson shia labeouf Yep, you read that right - Mel Gibson has a heart! Of course he sympathizes with Shia LaBeouf. Both of them are batshit insane with nary a thread holding them to the reality of this world. One is a Jew-hating wife beater and the other is a drunk lunatic with an inflated sense of his artistic self, and yet they have more in common than you might think, and Mel knows how difficult it must be for the younger actor. From Indiewire (via Huffington Post): "When I see someone like Shia LaBeouf wi...

Miley Cyrus has been secretly dating this dude for 9 months

miley cyrus mike will made it Miley Cyrus sucks and rides inflatable dicks on stage for her Bangerz tour pretty much every night, so one might conclude that she's single and desperate to mingle. Not so, says US Weekly, who claims that she's actually secretly been dating Mike Will Made It for the past nine months! (P.S. What a stupid name, eh?) "Everybody in her circle knows they've been together this whole time," a source close to the "Wrecking Ball" singer tells Us. Cyrus, 21, first started seeing the producer, 25, soon after s...

Selena Gomez pulled a Rihanna on us

selena gomez Selena Gomez went walking around New York City yesterday in a see-through top with no bra under it, putting the nips on full display and seemingly desperately trying to be Rihanna. She even has the under boob sweat that almost looks like RiRi's tattoo! I'm not sure what's going on with Selena but I mean, whatever, I guess. People have been speculating that she's had her boobs done and if so, they're quite tasteful (I don't even know what I mean by that, but let's go with it) and don't seem too bo...

The Morning Links

Game of Thrones New York Premiere at Lincoln Center Maisie Williams will stick to "bad ass" characters like Arya Stark [ICYDK] Ashley Greene could always get work as a shampoo model... [Celebslam] Why does Jessica Alba always look so miserable? [Moe Jackson] Kate Moss went to a peep show without her bra [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Zac Efron shirtless on a horse! You're welcome! [Socialite Life] Gwen Stefani got her cleavage out for Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Is Mark Wahlberg's wife pregnant again? [Lainey Gossip] ...