LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own VH1 reality show at the moment, and it's completely shit. It's more banal moments from the lives of two C-list (at best) celebrities who are desperate to be seen while pretending that they're totally put out by what little attention they actually still receive.
While appearing at the TCA fall previews, these idiots said a lot of stupid shit that I will now share with you:
"Everyone's used our lives as entertainment and so we wanted to actually kind of take our life back," Rimes told reporters Friday at VH1's Televisio...
Kim Kardashian recently insisted that women should never leave the house when pregnant, and that they should wrap themselves in giant blankets when they do. That advice seems even too stupid to be coming out of her mouth, but there we are. Turns out, she thinks you're all a bunch of dummies, because she was just being "sarcastic" with all of that.
I guess you can't be sarcastic when doing interviews! I was asked about tips on pregnancy style.....— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardas...
Notorious pervert Terry Richardson is known for his point-and-shoot photography style, but that just won't cut it when it comes to ultimate diva Mariah Carey, who will not allow unretouched photos of herself out in the wild.
Of course, Jezebel got a hold of the originals and the Photoshopped versions of her latest shoot with Terry and have pointed out just how much work has been done on them. It seems sorta obvious - of COURSE photos are retouched within an inch of their lives, especially if you're working with really big stars. These don't look too shocki...
Bethenny Frankel has always been a bit insane, but she was still the sanest amongst the original Real Housewives of NYC. She's a real businesswoman and apparently a real tiny person, too, because she managed to fit herself into her 4-year-old daughter Bryn's pyjamas.
Here's how she captioned the above photo:
"This is my daughter's nightgown and PJ shorts. Think we're ready to start sharing clothes yet?"
Uh... LOL? Obviously Bethenny is naturally somewhat petite, but I don't necessarily think it's som...
Jenny McCarthy got a little... mouthy this weekend [Celebslam]
Bet you didn't know Scarlett Johansson has mad driving skills [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jeremy Piven's Instagram account is a sight to behold [Socialite Life]
Here's Karolina Kurkova topless at a photo shoot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Cameron Diaz and Katie Holmes are bringing back the jumpsuit [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Alba shows off her bikini body in Mexico [Moe Jackson]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the beach is a good thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Garrett Hedlund has advice ...
Katherine Heigl's career is all but dead in the water and hanging on by a thread, thanks to her new NBC drama, State of Affairs. She's notorious for being a raging bitch - or, to put it more politely, "difficult" - which has done her no favours when it comes to remaining a working actress in Hollywood. So here's a question: does she realize how awful she is?
From People:
The actress, who met with the press Sunday to promote her new NBC drama State of Affairs, found herself having to defen...
Rihanna has been doing a lot of tweeting about the World Cup over the past month, which is semi-surprising as I would never have expected her to be a big football (soccer) fan. However, she apparently is - so much so that she headed down to Brazil for the final game this weekend and took lots of amazing photos while down there.
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Does Rihanna ever NOT look fa...
Jenni "JWoww" Farley announced her pregnancy back in December and no one really cared. People do seem to care, however, that she's just given birth last Sunday.
JWoww and fiancé Roger Mathews welcomed a baby girl over the weekend and they named her Meilani Alexandra Mathews. Meilani? Not exactly Jersey Shore material, but I kinda like it.
The baby weighed 7 lbs, 13 oz and mom and baby are apparently doing well/are nice and healthy. Congrats to them!
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Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal have been spending a lot of time together because they're working on a movie called Southpaw. However, their relationship seems to be extending past the co-worker title and might be getting a little more serious, if you wanna take anything from how often they're together even off-set.
From US Weekly:
The costars let loose at Brenda & Ken of Wolfies Pub with about 60 others following a private dinner at Donatellos Restaurant.
"The owner of Donatellos ...
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are going to be having a baby soon, and the world is abuzz (yes, seriously) with discussions of what their potential offspring might look like. They're both good looking people, so will they create good looking kids, or will their hotness sorta cancel one another out and create an absolute minger?
According to forensic artist Joe Mullins, their kid should be okay. Here's a computer composite of what a boy or girl might look like in a few years:
Not bad, right? It kinda just looks like younger v...
Can someone take the internet away from most celebrities? Like, especially after big life events like break-ups/divorce? Pamela Anderson announced this week that she was divorcing husband Rick Salomon (again), and that realization has got her creative juices flowing, I suppose, because now she's writing terrible divorce poetry and posting it on Facebook.
This is a long one, so I'll just give you a taste here and then you can read the full thing behind the cut.
Smoldering...
I know it's bad for you...
But, this is when I wish,
I had a cigarette-
something I've never trie...
Anyone want to venture a guess as to exactly how much autotune has been put into Paris Hilton's new single, 'Come Alive'? I mean, this literally sounds like a computer composite of about 80 different singers rolled into one. This is not her voice, I simply don't believe that. Also, it's nowhere near as good as 'Drunk Text'... but what is?
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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own VH1 reality show at the moment, and it's completely shit. It's more banal moments from the lives of two C-list (at best) celebrities who are desperate to be seen while pretending that they're totally put out by what little attention they actually still receive.
While appearing at the TCA fall previews, these idiots said a lot of stupid shit that I will now share with you:
"Everyone's used our lives as entertainment and so we wanted to actually kind of take our life back," Rimes told reporters Friday at VH1's Televisio...
Kim Kardashian recently insisted that women should never leave the house when pregnant, and that they should wrap themselves in giant blankets when they do. That advice seems even too stupid to be coming out of her mouth, but there we are. Turns out, she thinks you're all a bunch of dummies, because she was just being "sarcastic" with all of that.
I guess you can't be sarcastic when doing interviews! I was asked about tips on pregnancy style.....— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardas...
Notorious pervert Terry Richardson is known for his point-and-shoot photography style, but that just won't cut it when it comes to ultimate diva Mariah Carey, who will not allow unretouched photos of herself out in the wild.
Of course, Jezebel got a hold of the originals and the Photoshopped versions of her latest shoot with Terry and have pointed out just how much work has been done on them. It seems sorta obvious - of COURSE photos are retouched within an inch of their lives, especially if you're working with really big stars. These don't look too shocki...
Bethenny Frankel has always been a bit insane, but she was still the sanest amongst the original Real Housewives of NYC. She's a real businesswoman and apparently a real tiny person, too, because she managed to fit herself into her 4-year-old daughter Bryn's pyjamas.
Here's how she captioned the above photo:
"This is my daughter's nightgown and PJ shorts. Think we're ready to start sharing clothes yet?"
Uh... LOL? Obviously Bethenny is naturally somewhat petite, but I don't necessarily think it's som...
Jenny McCarthy got a little... mouthy this weekend [Celebslam]
Bet you didn't know Scarlett Johansson has mad driving skills [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jeremy Piven's Instagram account is a sight to behold [Socialite Life]
Here's Karolina Kurkova topless at a photo shoot [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Cameron Diaz and Katie Holmes are bringing back the jumpsuit [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Alba shows off her bikini body in Mexico [Moe Jackson]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on the beach is a good thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Garrett Hedlund has advice ...
Katherine Heigl's career is all but dead in the water and hanging on by a thread, thanks to her new NBC drama, State of Affairs. She's notorious for being a raging bitch - or, to put it more politely, "difficult" - which has done her no favours when it comes to remaining a working actress in Hollywood. So here's a question: does she realize how awful she is?
From People:
The actress, who met with the press Sunday to promote her new NBC drama State of Affairs, found herself having to defen...
Rihanna has been doing a lot of tweeting about the World Cup over the past month, which is semi-surprising as I would never have expected her to be a big football (soccer) fan. However, she apparently is - so much so that she headed down to Brazil for the final game this weekend and took lots of amazing photos while down there.
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Does Rihanna ever NOT look fa...
Jenni "JWoww" Farley announced her pregnancy back in December and no one really cared. People do seem to care, however, that she's just given birth last Sunday.
JWoww and fiancé Roger Mathews welcomed a baby girl over the weekend and they named her Meilani Alexandra Mathews. Meilani? Not exactly Jersey Shore material, but I kinda like it.
The baby weighed 7 lbs, 13 oz and mom and baby are apparently doing well/are nice and healthy. Congrats to them!
Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...
Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal have been spending a lot of time together because they're working on a movie called Southpaw. However, their relationship seems to be extending past the co-worker title and might be getting a little more serious, if you wanna take anything from how often they're together even off-set.
From US Weekly:
The costars let loose at Brenda & Ken of Wolfies Pub with about 60 others following a private dinner at Donatellos Restaurant.
"The owner of Donatellos ...
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are going to be having a baby soon, and the world is abuzz (yes, seriously) with discussions of what their potential offspring might look like. They're both good looking people, so will they create good looking kids, or will their hotness sorta cancel one another out and create an absolute minger?
According to forensic artist Joe Mullins, their kid should be okay. Here's a computer composite of what a boy or girl might look like in a few years:
Not bad, right? It kinda just looks like younger v...
Can someone take the internet away from most celebrities? Like, especially after big life events like break-ups/divorce? Pamela Anderson announced this week that she was divorcing husband Rick Salomon (again), and that realization has got her creative juices flowing, I suppose, because now she's writing terrible divorce poetry and posting it on Facebook.
This is a long one, so I'll just give you a taste here and then you can read the full thing behind the cut.
Smoldering...
I know it's bad for you...
But, this is when I wish,
I had a cigarette-
something I've never trie...
Anyone want to venture a guess as to exactly how much autotune has been put into Paris Hilton's new single, 'Come Alive'? I mean, this literally sounds like a computer composite of about 80 different singers rolled into one. This is not her voice, I simply don't believe that. Also, it's nowhere near as good as 'Drunk Text'... but what is?
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