Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Joe Manganiello is the best sex Sofia Vergara has ever had, apparently

sofia vergara joe manganiello Sofia Vergara had a massive upgrade when she got rid of ex-fiancé Nick Loeb and took up with True Blood hunk Joe Manganiello. They've been dating for only a month or two, so they're still in the hot and steamy honeymoon phase of their relationship, and apparently the D is good because Sofia is telling everyone that Joe is the best sex she's ever had. From Classicalite: "[Nick] freaked out when he heard--he was frantically calling and texting her. "He told her that their engagement must have...

Tara Reid thinks a sharknado could really happen

sharknado Oh, Tara Reid. All those years of narcotic and alcohol abuse really have made every last synapse in your brain misfire, haven't they? You see, Tara managed to get herself a role in both Sharknado films (the fact that there are two of those makes me question the world, but that's another story), and since she's doing press for the sequel at the moment, she gets asked a lot about the ridiculous concept behind it. Let's be clear, here: a "sharknado" is the combination of a great white shark and a tornado that goes around torturing everyone with its sheer meteorologi...

Are Charlize Theron and Sean Penn engaged?

charlize theron Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been dating for a long while now, and rumours have been rampant that past few weeks that they plan to get married and adopt a baby in South Africa in the coming months. Mostly that sounds like another load of shite, but more and more reports have been surfacing which may lend a bit of credibility to the engagement thing... From the NY Daily News: The 38-year-old actress was seen rocking some brand new bling on that finger while strolling through Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday. The glimpse of Theron's glitzy ha...

Naya Rivera got married to someone who isn’t Big Sean

naya rivera ryan dorsey Naya Rivera only broke off her engagement to ex-boyfriend Big Sean in April, but apparently she didn't want to give up her wedding venue or send new invitations, because she just got married to some guy named Ryan Dorsey in a surprise beach ceremony. Uh... okay. From People: The actress married actor Ryan Dorsey on July 19 in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in front of a small group of close family. "We feel truly blessed to be joined as husband and wife," the couple told PEOPLE exclusively. "Our ...

North West learns how to walk so she can get away from Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian north west North West recently celebrated her first birthday - they grow up so fast, don't they?! - and she's learning how to walk. Apparently after a swim lesson yesterday, she took her first steps, prompting Kim Kardashian to post the above photo on Instagram to share her happy news and say how proud she and Kanye are of their daughter. I'm actually surprised Kim didn't miss North's first steps because she was too busy taking pictures of her own ass. Small miracles. Now that North can walk, however, that means sh...

John Travolta’s alleged gay ex-lover sues for the right to out him

john travolta gay John Travolta is as straight as cooked spaghetti (i.e. he's gay, if you didn't get that memo), but he's not out, despite the neverending stories about his various homosexual escapades. One of his ex-lovers in particular, a man named Douglas Gotterba, says they had an affair back in the '80s and wants to write about their relationship in a tell-all memoir. The problem is, it would go against a 20-year-old confidentiality agreement, so he's taking it to court to get that overturned. From the New York ...

Pharrell and Miley Cyrus release ‘Come and Get It Bae’ video

miley cyrus pharrell Just because it's a thing that exists, I suppose I have to share Pharrell's new video for 'Come and Get It Bae', which is his new single with none other than Miley Cyrus. It's a shit song and a shit video, but I guess some people like it. (For the record, I think Pharrell is WAY overrated, and Miley is... well, Miley). What do you think of the song? The video? The idiotic name of this track? ("Bae"? No.) Follow us on Twitter | Facebook ...

’50 Shades of Grey’ gets its first trailer

50 shades of grey You wanted it (not really), it's here (unfortunately): it's time for the first 50 Shades of Grey trailer. The movie isn't coming out until next Valentine's Day, but apparently panties are still wet over this stupid shit, so a teaser just had to be released. In terms of Beyoncé's musical contribution, it seems like she did a remake of 'Crazy In Love' for the trailer. Not sure if that's the extent of her contribution or what, but here goes nothing. What do we think, then? Looks bor...

Robin Thicke finally admits that his marriage is over

robin thicke It seems like our longstanding national nightmare might finally be coming to a close, as Robin Thicke has apparently finally accepted the fact that his marriage to Paula Patton is dunzo and cannot be repaired. That's right - no matter how many albums he releases with her name, no matter how many bouquets of flowers he tries to hawk in the name of love, she's just not having it. THANK GOD. From TMZ: Robin Thicke is waving the white flag ... telling people in his camp his marriage to Paula Patton has coll...

Lady Gaga is “curvy and proud”

lady gaga Lady Gaga posted the above photo of herself on Instagram this week, which apparently prompted a bunch of "fans" to leave comments calling her fat and putting her down. Here's the comment in question: "Gaga is over, she is fat, Katy is better than her." Of course, Gaga is an angel on earth, so she fought back by posting this next photo with the caption "Curvy and proud". Uh, okay... first of all, this photo does not show Gaga as "curvy". It shows her as conventionally thin and in no way ov...

Beyonce and Jay-Z might get divorced, after all

beyonce jay-z There have been rumours swirling for months that Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage is on the rocks and soon to end. While many brushed off those reports due to the fact that they're, you know, on tour together and constantly posting photos of themselves looking relatively happy (or at least very much in the same place) on Instagram, the reports just won't stop coming. Perhaps the most convincing bit of "evidence" is this piece from Blind Gossip (which correctly predicted the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes split, by the way): If business-arrangement couples can ...