Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Susan Sarandon Claps Back At Pierce Morgan Over Cleavage Comments

When Susan Sarandon stepped out at the SAG Awards last weekend, she was looking hot as hell. Donning a low-cut white blazer which showed her cleavage in a black bra below, she was killing it for ANY age, let alone the fact that she's literally 69 years old. The Internet loved it. Her fellow actors loved it. The only person who didn't like it? Piers Morgan, the morality police/the asshole so annoying even Britain doesn't want him. He came after Susan on Twitter, saying that since Susan wouldn't wear that outfit to a funeral, she shouldn't have worn it while presenting a memorial segment at the SAG Awards. Give me a fucking break. Thankfully, Susan pretty much thought the same and she immediately clapped back at Piers on the social network, which, while failing to shut him up, did seem to finally get him to come to his senses and realize what an asshole he was being and lighten up. Here's their exchange:
You would think Piers Morgan had better things to do with his time then go on a rampage against Susan Sarandon's cleavage, but I suppose you would be thinking wrong. Susan looks fantastic. If you've got it, flaunt it. /> When Susan Sarandon stepped out at the SAG Awards last weekend, she was looking hot as hell. Donning a low-cut white blazer which showed her cleavage in a black bra below, she was killing it for ANY age, let alone the fact that she's literally 69 years old. The Internet loved it. Her fellow actors loved it. The only person who didn't like it? Piers Morgan, the morality police/the asshole so annoying even Britain doesn't want him. He came after Susan on Twitter, saying that since Susan wouldn...

Vin Diesel Unveils ‘Fast & Furious’ Chapters 8, 9 & 10 Release Dates

I'm going to be honest with you guys: I can't stand Fast & Furious — any of them. Maybe it's just because I'm not into plotless action movies or fancy cars racing each other and bank heists, but I just don't see the appeal. There is, indeed, plenty of appeal, however. Universal Pictures revealed after the release of Furious 7 that it had become their highest selling franchise ever, so it's no surprise they want to keep this gravy train rolling for as long as possible. To that end, they've announced that there will be 10 Fast & Furious movies altogether, and the release dates for the next (and final) three have been revealed. If you can imagine yourself caring about this series for the next six years, then you'll be pleased! The final Fast & Furious movie won't be out until 2021, which, to write, feels like some faraway science fiction date but is actually coming up pretty quickly. Where are flying cars and our robot housekeepers like The Jetsons promised us? Instead, we get... more Vin Diesel racing custom sports cars. The future is looking bleak, man.

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What do you think - are you excited about this? Will you go see it? Can you believe they're making TEN of these things? /> I'm going to be honest with you guys: I can't stand Fast & Furious — any of them. Maybe it's just because I'm not into plotless action movies or fancy cars racing each other and bank heists, but I just don't see the appeal. There is, indeed, plenty of appeal, however. Universal Pictures revealed after the release of Furious 7 that it had become their highest selling franchise ever, so it's no surprise they want to keep this gravy train rolling for as long as possible. To that end, they...

Kate Winslet Is Glad You Still Ship Her With Leonardo DiCaprio

Aside from the brief side eye I had to give my girl Kate Winslet a few months back when she got all weird and basically said it's uncouth for women to talk about the fact that they're getting paid less than men in Hollywood for doing the exact same work (and sometimes more), I think she's cute. She's "my boo", as the kids would say, and I find her generally rather charming and extremely British and she's always enjoyable to watch in interviews. Her stop by Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night was no exception, and she spoke about how so many people consider Kate and Leonardo Dicaprio their OTP for life despite the fact that Titanic came out 20 years ago. Feel old yet? Kate not only revealed this week that she, too, believes that Rose could have definitely fit Jack on that floating door so he didn't have to die, but she also said that she thinks it's "lovely" that people get excited seeing her and Leo in one place. She thinks it's because people like Jack/Rose, but it's because we ship them as Hollywood personalities and can't understand why they didn't get together, to be honest.
Wake up and smell the coffee, Winslet. DiCaprio can't seem to settle down and runs through models as often as he changes underwear. As for Kate herself, she's on her third marriage with a dude who legit thinks "Ned Rock'n'Roll is a suitable name for an adult, and while things are going well, I think Leo is Mr. Right. And yes, I'm half being facetious because we know nothing about these people, so don't get your panties in a twist if you disagree. /> Aside from the brief side eye I had to give my girl Kate Winslet a few months back when she got all weird and basically said it's uncouth for women to talk about the fact that they're getting paid less than men in Hollywood for doing the exact same work (and sometimes more), I think she's cute. She's "my boo", as the kids would say, and I find her generally rather charming and extremely British and she's always enjoyable to watch in interviews. Her stop by Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night was no...

Kim Kardashian & Amber Rose Post Best Frenemy Selfie Ever

After last week's Twitter fiasco in which we learned that Kanye West is a clinically insane, misogynistic scumbag and likes women to play in his asshole, the tables have seemingly turned. Kim Kardsahian and Amber Rose posed for and posted the best selfie of frenemies ever taken, and both women posted it to their respective Instagram accounts. What does it all mean? I have a few ideas. Obviously all this shit was for press, because when does Kim (or Kanye, for that matter) do anything that's NOT for press....

Vanessa Hudgens Thanks Fans For ‘Grease: Live’ Support After Her Father’s Death

Did anyone tune in to Grease: Live the other night? I watched the movie one too many times in childhood and can't stand it anymore and refused to tune in, though my partner watched it and loved it so much she cried (to be fair, it doesn't take much to make her cry). Anyway, there was a lot of talk not just because of the quality of the production, but because Vanessa Hudgens apparently stole the show as Rizzo, partially because she was, perhaps shockingly, really good, and another because she performed on the very day her father passed away after a long battle with cancer. She dedicated her performance in the TV musical to him, and was so moved by all the positive comments and support she received from fans and well-wishers online that she extended a special thanks via Twitter last night:
So what do you think? Did you watch? Did she steal the show? Whether or not she was the shining star of the production, one thing's for sure: I have tons of respect for her being able to step out on that stage and give it her all as she was dealing with such an intense personal tragedy that was still so new at that point. /> Did anyone tune in to Grease: Live the other night? I watched the movie one too many times in childhood and can't stand it anymore and refused to tune in, though my partner watched it and loved it so much she cried (to be fair, it doesn't take much to make her cry). Anyway, there was a lot of talk not just because of the quality of the production, but because Vanessa Hudgens apparently stole the show as Rizzo, partially because she was, perhaps shockingly, really good, and another because sh...

Elizabeth Banks Joins ‘Power Rangers’ Movie As Rita Repulsa

I'm all about nostalgia — I've been parked in front of my TV watching the X-Files reboot faithfully, despite the fact that it will never, ever live up to the original — but some things are just unnecessary. The fact that there's going to be a Power Rangers movie is one of them. As of this year, the series has been off of our screens for 20 years, and sure, it was fun while it was on, as most kids of the '90s will attest to... but do we really need a movie? I think not, but it's happening, and Elizabeth Banks has been cast as Rita Repulsa in the project. The announcement was made via the Power Rangers Instagram account this morning (LOL), and I mean... I guess that's cool? Elizabeth has already been part of one popular kids franchise, playing Effie in the Hunger Games movies, so I suppose this is in line with her established career trajectory. I do find her rather likable and it gives me hope that she's in this. Maybe it won't be a low budget mess? I mean, it'll probably be a high budget disaster, but whatever!
Will you go see the Power Rangers movie? Do you think kid these days will be into it? Remember when that guy who played Deker in Power Rangers Samurai stabbed his roommate with a samurai sword and got charged with his murder? /> I'm all about nostalgia — I've been parked in front of my TV watching the X-Files reboot faithfully, despite the fact that it will never, ever live up to the original — but some things are just unnecessary. The fact that there's going to be a Power Rangers movie is one of them. As of this year, the series has been off of our screens for 20 years, and sure, it was fun while it was on, as most kids of the '90s will attest to... but do we really need a movie? I think not, but it's happening, an...

Kanye West Doesn’t Let Women Play In His Ass (But He Probably Does)

Earlier this week, Kanye West lost his damn mind yet again, this time on Twitter. While his social media habits are sporadic at best, when he does decide to grace the Twitterverse with his presence, he always comes out with some serious bologna. Generally, it's all harmless, delusional, self-aggrandizing bullshit meant to prop himself up as the Best Musician Alive who made the Best Album Ever Made and all of that, but this last time, he went too far. While Kanye is no stranger to slut shaming (lest we forget the "30 showers" comment), his latest rant literally had nothing to do with his ex Amber Rose, and yet he brought her into it anyway. While lashing out at rapper Wiz Khalifa over some ridiculous/nonexistent beef, Kanye brought their ex Amber into things, insulting Wiz for being "trapped by a stripper" and saying that he must feel betrayed every time he looks at their child and realizes that he's got to pay support for the kid for 18 years. Because, you know, there's no way Wiz can look at his child with love and pride as a father - he has to see him as a beacon of female entrapment? Fuuuuuck this asshole.
Of course, once Amber hit Twitter herself, dropping the best tweet EVER that basically blew Kanye's whole life up in less than 140 characters, Kanye decided to backtrack and delete all his tweets, offering radio silence for roughly 24 hours before I guess he was ribbed one too many times about liking fingers up his asshole and he felt the need to speak out against such heinous accusations.
I hardly think Amber is "mad" that you're clinically fucking insane, sub-par musically ever since proclaiming your genius, and just downright ridiculous. And uh, I'm pretty sure she has no reason to say that you like fingers in your ass if you don't. After all, what's to be ashamed of? To each his own, and as far as fetishes go, that's so tame that it barely even counts as one. Basically, in the words of the now infamous meme, why you lyin'? I don't even go on about what a real life piece of shit Kanye West is, and how he DARE try to shame Amber for her sexuality in general, but especially when his wife is famous BECAUSE OF A SEX TAPE. You sure as shit liked her sexuality for the long ass time you were with her, but now because you're not with her, she's a slut? Fuck off, loser. (H/T to Jezebel for the gif!) /> Earlier this week, Kanye West lost his damn mind yet again, this time on Twitter. While his social media habits are sporadic at best, when he does decide to grace the Twitterverse with his presence, he always comes out with some serious bologna. Generally, it's all harmless, delusional, self-aggrandizing bullshit meant to prop himself up as the Best Musician Alive who made the Best Album Ever Made and all of that, but this last time, he went too far. While Kanye is no stranger to slut sha...

Kris Jenner Talks About O.J. Simpson Because She Obviously Needs The Press

Now that more than 20 years have passed since O.J. Simpson murdered Nicole Brown Simpson and her lover (let's be real, you know he did that shit), it's time to make a TV movie about it starring Cuba Gooding Jr. and the delightful Sarah Paulson, who must've had a momentary lapse in judgment when she signed the contract. O.J. is all the rage again, which means Kris Jenner had to crawl out of her snake cave to reap the benefits of the bountiful press surrounding the case. After all, she was friends with O.J. and Nicole and was likely boning O.J. on the side, so she has a lot to say about the matter — basically that she thinks he did it. In a new interview with People, Kris recalled that fateful day and her subsequent visit to see O.J. in jail:
"We had plans for lunch." She adds, "I dropped my kids off at school and on the way home, I called her house to confirm lunch. And when I got home, I got a call from Nicole's mom, Judy, and she told me." "I went into shock," Jenner recalls. "And I turned on the TV and there it was. They were showing the crime scene. It was horrific." "I went to bed one night and the next morning, my entire universe had changed," says Jenner, 60. "[OJ and Nicole] were two of the best friends I ever had in my entire life. It was devastating because not only did I mourn the loss of Nicole, but I mourned the loss of OJ and that relationship."
Yeah, I suppose knowing your secret lover had murdered his ex-wife would put a damper on the affair. You probably wouldn't really want to continue with that, given that you might lose your life if you angered that piece of shit. Of the jail visit:
"I talked to him while he was in jail," she says. "He was trying to tell me he didn't do it, and what he thought had happened. I just listened to him, to what he was saying to me." "I'm a very logical person," says Jenner. "I want to give everybody the benefit of the doubt, but the evidence was so strong. [What he said] didn't have any effect on what I thought."
Good lord. As for what she thinks of O.J. possibly getting parole next year after being put away for robbery and kidnapping, Kris has no thoughts on that. She doesn't want to judge, because that's God's job. Boy, is it ever. /> Now that more than 20 years have passed since O.J. Simpson murdered Nicole Brown Simpson and her lover (let's be real, you know he did that shit), it's time to make a TV movie about it starring Cuba Gooding Jr. and the delightful Sarah Paulson, who must've had a momentary lapse in judgment when she signed the contract. O.J. is all the rage again, which means Kris Jenner had to crawl out of her snake cave to reap the benefits of the bountiful press surrounding the case. After all, she was friends with O.J. and Nico...

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Kill Toto’s “Africa”

Generally, I couldn't care less about Hollywood couples big or small. Sure, I'll read up on all the gossip, but if regular relationships end 50% of the time, then Hollywood relationships are probably at about 85% or more, so I don't get too invested. However, there's one couple that's so likable that you can't help but root for them, and that's Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I mean, what's not to love about them? They seem to get along really well, they're not constantly in the press doing stupid shit, and they're really funny/endearing. I'm a fan — well, in the sense that I don't hate them, anyway — and I really loved their cover of Toto's "Africa" that they filmed during a trip to the continent before their two daughters were born. You've got to hand it to them, here, because they really committed. They lip synced, they took mud baths, they danced in the rain... On Dax's YouTube page, where he posted the video, the description read: "This was our last trip before having kids. Our sole objective was to rage hard and honor Toto properly. Hope you enjoy." Oh, and ENJOY WE DID. Have a look below, if you haven't already seen this: If this doesn't put a smile on your face, then I don't know what will, and you are a cold-hearted snake. I love these two and they look like so much fun. /> Generally, I couldn't care less about Hollywood couples big or small. Sure, I'll read up on all the gossip, but if regular relationships end 50% of the time, then Hollywood relationships are probably at about 85% or more, so I don't get too invested. However, there's one couple that's so likable that you can't help but root for them, and that's Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I mean, what's not to love about them? They seem to get along really well, they're not constantly in the press doing stupid shit, and they're really funny/endearing. I'...

Zayn Malik Releases Debut Single “Pillowtalk” — VIDEO

I'm most certainly not a fan of Zayn Malik (nor am I of One Direction, but I like the group better than I like this dipshit's solo efforts), but apparently he thinks he's good enough to launch his own career outside of the band. This, despite the fact that he was put in One Direction by Simon Cowell because he wasn't good enough to roll solo. My, how times have changed! Zayn's here to regale us with "Pillowtalk", a Justin Bieber/Chris Brown-inspired ditty covering topics of sex, fucking, and how much he loves fucking all night long. It's truly... something else. The video features him making out and getting sexy with Gigi Hadid, his rumoured girlfriend (which he denies, despite the fact that they're attached at the genitals and have been for the past several months), and it's all very... boring and terrible, not half because it's by Zayn Malik of One Direction. Of all the boys to go solo, I always thought (and halfway hoped) it would have been Harry Styles first. Zayn leaving the band so he could "discover his voice" or whatever was fine, but I just hoped that we wouldn't be subject to hearing that voice when he found it.
Well, that's that. He's got a full-length album coming out in March, which will probably sell like hotcakes to wistful 1D fans that are still devastated that he left the group and are desperate for any semblance of the band they once knew. I'm all for mindless pop music with a good beat, but I just think he's an absolute tosser, as my English friends would say, and I can't entertain a single second of him because of it. Sorry, Zayn! /> I'm most certainly not a fan of Zayn Malik (nor am I of One Direction, but I like the group better than I like this dipshit's solo efforts), but apparently he thinks he's good enough to launch his own career outside of the band. This, despite the fact that he was put in One Direction by Simon Cowell because he wasn't good enough to roll solo. My, how times have changed! Zayn's here to regale us with "Pillowtalk", a Justin Bieber/Chris Brown-inspired ditty covering topics of sex, fucking, and ...

Ricky Martin Is Gay, But He’d Sleep With A Woman

In news you never knew you cared about and actually really don't. Ricky Martin is known as being pretty gay and that's all fine and well — good for him! There's nothing wrong with that! But he also felt the need to give an interview recently in which he let the public know that while he's totally gay, he's not averse to the idea of having sex with women, and still does it for time to time, just for fun. From an interview with the Mexican magazine Fama!: "I'm gay. Men captivate me. But I li...

Louis Tomlinson Welcomes Son, Forks Over $3 Million In Child Support

Back in July, One Direction member Louis Tomlinson revealed that he knocked up some girl he'd been casually banging in LA named Briana Jungwirth. Their baby has finally been born, and Louis is now the proud father of a little boy! Take a second to say "AWWW!" and then get ready for this: Louis and Briana aren't a couple, but that's OK, because that baby will certainly be taken care of. Child support has just been agreed upon, and the amount of money coming out of Louis' pocket isn't a small amount. According to The Sun, Louis will be paying close to £10,000 (that's over $14,000) a month in child support to Briana. Because, you know, it definitely takes $14k a month to raise a child. But that's not all! He's also paying for a four-bedroom house that's nearly $6k a month to rent in Calabasas, California. Yippee!
To be honest, it's good to see that he's taking responsibility for his, well, lack of responsibility by actually paying out. I think it's pretty ridiculous that someone would need $14k a month IN ADDITION TO HOUSING to raise a baby, but then again, he's filthy rich and can affford it, but that's besides the point. So I guess a Congrats/I'm sorry is in order here? And yay, babies? /> Back in July, One Direction member Louis Tomlinson revealed that he knocked up some girl he'd been casually banging in LA named Briana Jungwirth. Their baby has finally been born, and Louis is now the proud father of a little boy! Take a second to say "AWWW!" and then get ready for this: Louis and Briana aren't a couple, but that's OK, because that baby will certainly be taken care of. Child support has just been agreed upon, and the amount of money coming out of Louis' pocket isn't a small amo...