Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift goes full pop on ‘Shake It Off’

taylor swift Taylor Swift has been teasing fans with a big announcement for the past few weeks, and yesterday we found out exactly what it was all about: she's got a new single called 'Shake It Off' and is releasing her first full-on pop album, 1989, in October. YES! I'm a Taylor Swift fan - I think her songs are catchy, I think she's incredibly talented and you never hear a bad word about her in terms of her being a bitch or a diva. She's funny, she doesn't give a shit for people who have negative ...

Here’s the trailer for Jay-Z and Beyonce’s ‘On The Run’ HBO special

jay-z beyonce Jay-Z and Beyonce are taking their On The Run tour to HBO because I guess they need even MORE money. The special won't be airing until September, but people are losing their damn minds over this shit, so here's your first trailer: I dunno, I feel like I'm suffering Bey-Z exhaustion again, like I was before she dropped the self-titled. I need them to go away for a while, please. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Mischa Barton is trying to sell you weird diet pills now

mischa barton Maybe we should put it down to the fact that her house is in foreclosure, but Mischa Barton is on some crazy shit, serving as the spokeswoman for some brand of diet pills called Proactol XS. They're mushroom based and claim they can take the fat out of your food or some other bullshit and I just can't with any of it. From The Daily Mail: Mischa, 28, has been taking a mushroom based supplement to manage her weight - and claims she's lost 4lbs in a week. 'As someone who naturally struggles with the...

Justin Timberlake sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to an 8-year-old autistic boy

justin timberlake In case you forgot, Justin Timberlake is a pretty decent guy. Sure, he thinks he's the second coming of Michael Jackson, but he DOES make pretty catchy songs, he's funny and he's also really kind. The last point was proven during a concert, when he and 25,000 fans sang "Happy Birthday" to an 8-year-old boy with autism in the audience whose only dream was that very experience. From Billboard: In a post on The Manifest Station, Marika Rosenthal Delan wrote that her son Julian had one wish for ...

The Daily Links

kelly osbourne Would you take beauty advice from Kelly Osbourne? [Socialite Life] Alessandra Ambrosio looks great in a bikini any day of the week [Moe Jackson] You definitely, definitely want Michelle Rodriguez as your wedding singer [Romance Beat] Lily Allen brought out her boobs on stage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Khloe Kardashian and French Montana are a hot mess of a couple [I'm Not Obsessed] Celebrities are not allowed to jaywalk either [Celebslam] Bar Refaeli looks amazing in a biki...

Kanye West wants your money to buy Kim Kardashian a cathedral

kim kardashian kanye west Yes, you read that headline right. Kanye West - the man who thought it prudent to put a $100,000 golden toilet in a house he never actually ended up living in - is trying to give Kim Kardashian a cathedral because... well, who the hell knows why these two idiots do anything? Oh, and the best part: he wants YOU to donate towards this endeavour. From The Daily Mail: 'They want somewhere that weddings, baptisms and family funerals can take place for years to come,' a source told the U.S. publication. 'But Kanye being Kanye, it’s going to be l...

Scarlett Johansson is looking very pregnant, very French

scarlett johansson pregnant Scarlett Johansson has got that effortless coolness that I suppose is inherent to being engaged to a French dude now. She's been spending her first pregnancy in France, cutting her hair and growing her baby in peace. She looks fantastic! I wasn't really sure about the haircut at first, but seeing it from this angle, it's pretty okay. I mean, the look as a whole is very "cool soccer mom", but I still dig it. France suits her, even if they're all rude to her there. In other news, I'm going to see Lucy on Friday and I can't wait! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a weekend-long love fest

justin bieber selena gomez Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will never quit each other. It just won't happen. Neither of them have the sense God gave them and their idiocy is masquerading under the misnomer "love". Speaking of love, they spent all weekend gazing into each other's eyes and promising the moon and the stars, apparently - at least according to TMZ: Sources close to the couple tell us J.B. and the Gomes spent the entire weekend together ... and it was filled with lots of "I Love You" talk on both ends. It's b...

Katy Perry got her nose pierced

katy perry You'd think Katy Perry was 10 years younger than she actually is, but I assure you, she is indeed about to turn 30 come October. Still, this seemed as good a time as any for her to get her nose pierced, I suppose, and she posted a video of the experience on Instagram this weekend for all to see. Check this out: Katy also offered an apology to her mom, who was no doubt doing the sign of the cross and praying for her salvation (as she's been doing since 2007 or whatever year Katy released 'I Ki...

Christina Aguilera gives birth to baby girl with unfortunate name

christina aguilera matt rutler Christina Aguilera was only recently stripping down to her birthday suit and cradling her giant baby bump for a national magazine, so I have to admit I was sorta shocked to hear that she gave birth this weekend to a bouncing baby girl! From US Weekly: Aguilera's angel has arrived! Christina Aguilera and fiance Matt Rutler welcomed their first child together, a baby girl, on Saturday, Aug. 16, Us Weekly can confirm. The Grammy winner, 33, gave birth via a C-section at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los...

Robert Pattinson knows he’s a “bullshit artist”

robert pattinson Despite the fact that he's most famous for his role in the Twilight franchise, I've always really liked Robert Pattinson and found him endearing. It's both a blessing and a curse that he took on that role, because it allowed him to actually book further roles and make his career as an actor. Then again, he's forever typecast as Edward "Sparkly Vampire" Cullen, and that's not really a good thing. On the bright(er) side, at least he knows he's a "bullshit artist"? From The Guardian: “I’m quite good at...

Are Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin dating?

jennifer lawrence chris martin Well, this is one I didn't see coming. Apparently Jennifer Lawrence and Coldplay frontman (and soon-to-be former Mr. Paltrow) Chris Martin are an item. As in, a romantic one. Say whaaaat? What world is this? How did this happen? From E! News: Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are seeing each other, multiple sources confirm to E! News. We're told that the pair has been spending quality together since late June after the Oscar winner split with her X-Men costar Nicholas Hoult. Right, so b...