Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian donates most of her “charity” proceeds to herself

kim kardashiann Kim Kardashian is the WORST. Not only is she selifsh and hell-bent on promoting an insidious brand of idiocy that is numbing the brains of human beings around the world, but she's also kind of a shitty person, too, as it turns out. Why do I say something so definite about her? I mean, after all, she does so much charity work and really gives back! Problem is, the person she's giving back to is herself. From Radar Online: In December 2013, Kardashian bragged about giving 10% of November proceed...

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are getting a divorce

mariah carey nick cannon Well, you've got to give them credit - Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's marriage did last six years longer than I expected it to (hint: they've been married for six years). However, now the jig is up and following revelations that they've been living apart for months, it seems they're actually getting a divorce. Oh, and Mariah's already made sure that Nick can't flap his gums about a single word of it. From TMZ: Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... Nick and Mariah's lawyers hashed out a conf...

Janet Jackson is still banned from the Super Bowl

janet jackson wardrobe malfunction The NFL has really taken shit to the next level, since apparently Janet Jackson is STILL banned from the Super Bowl 10 years after that fateful "wardrobe malfunction" in which she slipped a little nip, like it actually matters. Several pop acts are apparently on the shortlist at the moment to perform at the upcoming game - people like Katy Perry, Rihanna and Coldplay - but when TMZ reached out to ask if they were at all close to a decision, here's what they said: TMZ Sports reached out t...

Lindsay Lohan and Tina Fey meet again at ‘Mean Girls’ reunion

tina fey lindsay lohan Somehow, Lindsay Lohan managed to clean up and show off a glimmer of her former, non-drug addled self when she met up with Tina Fey during the recent Mean Girls reunion. She looks so healthy and young and glowy! I'm assuming this pic was Photoshopped to high heavens, but I don't even care. Get yours, Lindsay. Lindsay actually posted this photo to her Instagram page a couple of days ago and then deleted it. A lot of people were wondering why, but it seems this was an exclusive to Entertainment Weekly's upcom...

The Daily Links

Celebrity Sightings In Los Angeles - March 21, 2013 Rob Kardashian is taking his fat to television [Celebslam] Did you forget that Katrina Bowden existed? I did! [Moe Jackson] Miles Teller is advising us on one night stands now [Socialite Life] Why exactly did Chloe Moretz need a body double? [I'm Not Obsessed] Amanda Cerny brought the hot T&A to the court [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Hilary Duff has some pretty amazing curves [Popoholic] Jon Hamm has some opinions on what's going on in Ferguson [Celebitchy] Matthew McConaughey will rock a fanny pack any day [ICYDK] 'Mad Men' creator doesn't...

Robert Pattinson did the ice bucket challenge with a hose and a metal sauce pan

robert pattinson ice bucket challenge Robert Pattinson seems to shun all forms of social media - and probably for good reason - so it was up to his unlikely friend Zac Efron to share the video below of Rob doing the ALS ice bucket challenge complete with hose and sauce pan. Keep it classy, Rob: #RobPattinson's not on social media, so he asked me to post his @ALSAssociation #IceBucketChallenge! It's hilarious! http://t.co/GIBRoGsReY— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) August 20, 2014 This is kind of the best celebrity ice bucket challenge yet, si...

Jessica Simpson wants a Kim Kardashian ass

jessica simpson kim kardashian Jessica Simpson may have shed pounds and got super ripped lately, but apparently she's still not happy with her body and is considering surgical enhancements to her backside to get an ass more like Kim Kardashian's. GOD NO. From The National Enquirer (LOL) (via Radar Online): “Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insid...

Robin Williams’ ashes have been scattered at sea

robin williams Following his death earlier this month, it's been revealed that Robin Williams was cremated and his ashes were spread at sea almost immediately. From TMZ: Robin Williams' body was cremated the day after he died ... and his ashes were scattered in San Francisco Bay ... this according to the official death certificate. The document -- issued in Marin County where he died -- does not list an immediate cause of death ... instead it merely says, "pending investigation." The coroner is st...

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp split

meg ryan john mellencamp I must admit, I totally forgot that Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp were ever dating. They totally were! They've been together since 2011! Some people were even saying they were going to get married! That last bit unfortunately isn't going to happen now, however, because just as quickly as their love was bestowed upon us (or me, since I forgot), it's been cruelly ripped away: they've broken up. From People: "It was the distance," a source tells PEOPLE. "She lives in New York and he resides in Indiana. It was the long distance that ultimately was the cause." The pair – ...

Justin Bieber sued by a paparazzo over bodyguard attack

justin bieber scooter braun Ugh, another day, another instance of Justin Bieber being an entitled dickhead. Let's keep this short and sweet: Justin apparently ordered his bodyguard to "personally destroy" the camera of paparazzo Aja Oxman and Aja says that's not right and wants money for his troubles. From TMZ: Aja Oxman claims Bieber was behind a brutal attack against him in which he was lifted in a choke hold and slammed onto a the hood of a car.  According to the lawsuit -- obtained by TMZ -- Justin "enjoyed the bea...

Vanessa Hudgens looks nothing like herself on the cover of ‘Flaunt’

vanessa hudgens flaunt Vanessa Hudgens seems to be more in the business of looking good in front of a camera than she is doing anything worthwhile while there. That's okay - we all have our callings in life. Her latest modeling gig comes on the cover of the new issue of Flaunt, where she looks... well, nothing like herself, as you can see. We don't know much of what she says in the magazine, but she was pretty stoked about "chillin with motorcycles and bleached eyebrows hahahaha", as she wrote on Instagram. I re...

The Daily Links

katy perry water park Here's some Katy Perry water park erotica for you [Celebslam] Check out Henry Cavill in his Superman outfit... and a robe? [Socialite Life] Hilary Duff looks damn hot in skinny jeans [Moe Jackson] Laura Cremashi lost her bathing suit in the ocean [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Aw, look at Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa's wedding pictures [I'm Not Obsessed] Jessica Alba always looks fantastic - even if Smurf-like [Popoholic] Tara Reid won't stop posting bikini selfies [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Uh, I really want Michelle Rodriguez to sing at my wedding [Romance Beat] ...