Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift doesn’t have the energy to be in love

taylor swift rolling stone Taylor Swift's love life (or lack thereof) has been the focus of much of the attention paid to her over the past few years, but it seems all has been quiet on the dating front as of late. Why is that? Well, she doesn't have "the energy" to be in love. From Rolling Stone: "I feel like watching my dating life has become a bit of a national pastime," Swift says. "And I'm just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore. I don't like seeing slide shows of guys I've apparently ...

Lea Michele’s gigolo boyfriend is moving in

lea michele matthew paetz What's a former gigolo to do when his girlfriend is rockin' that Glee money and you're living in a shitty LA apartment? Pack your stuff and move in with her, of course! Live that Hollywood life! That's exactly what's happening with Lea Michele and boyfriend of just four months, Matthew Paetz, apparently. From TMZ: Sources close to Lea tell us ... Matthew Paetz packed his stuff into a U-Haul over the weekend ... moving out of his apartment, and upgrading to her $1.4 million Hollywood pad...

Paris Jackson is apparently pregnant at 16

Paris Jackson This is one of those things that come off the rumour mill just stinking of pure horseshit, but here we go anyway. Michael Jackson's 16-year-old daughter Paris Jackson is apparently pregnant. All of this because she went to dinner and had water instead of wine (uh... she's 16) and because she appeared to have a "baby bump". Because of course if a girl/woman doesn't have washboard abs, it's because she's expecting. From Black America Web: A source was quoted by the Daily Star newspaper as saying: ...

Beyonce is so grateful for your birthday wishes, she did a cartwheel

beyonce Beyoncé celebrated her birthday on September 4th, and members of the Beyhive took to social media to bombard her with birthday wishes. She may be a worldwide star, but she does read your messages and she was so thankful for them, she posted a picture of herself doing a cartwheel (back walkover?) on her Instagram page to show her appreciation. I guess that's nice? Happy belated b-day, Bey. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Here’s Kristen Stewart with her girlfriend

kristen stewart girlfriend Made you look, didn't I? Kristen Stewart headed back to LA last week, where she was reunited with her lesbian lover good friend Alicia Cargile. The pair ran some errands together over the course of a few days and were generally a fine couple. I'm sorta taking the piss here, but COME ON. I've been saying KStew likes a bit of muff diving since she was about 12. She oozes gay essence and I absolutely love it. Look at these two! Here's another photo of the two together: Sigh. What a be...

Robert Pattinson’s sister auditioned for ‘The X Factor’

robert pattinson lizzy pattinson The X Factor is still going in the UK (and it's actually addictively watchable, unlike the US version that thankfully got shut down) and since we just kicked off about two weeks ago, we're still in the audition phase of the process. On last night's episode, a girl named Lizzy Pattinson sang for the judges and was actually pretty good. She hasn't got some big belting voice, but she does have a lovely tone and kind of reminds me of the wonderful (and really sweet) Lissie, so I was a fan. Turns...

The Daily Links

jessica+alba This is the best tribute to Jessica Alba's butt you'll see today [Celebslam] Did Jared Leto have the best Twitter pic of the week? [Socialite Life] Kate Beckinsale looks gorgeous on the red carpet [Popoholic] Here are celebs masturbating just for you (ugh, I know) [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Alyssa Milano shared the first pics of her new baby girl [I'm Not Obsessed] Don't Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly look alike? [Romance Beat] Here's Sarah Hyland in a bathing suit, if that's your thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Kendall Jenner's transformation into Very Serious M...

Miley Cyrus goes nearly naked to New York Fashion Week

miley cyrus All the stars head out to New York Fashion Week, but Miley Cyrus has a particular reason to be there: she's unveiling her Dirty Hippie collection which she created with Jeremy Scott. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it's fucking hideous. Like, really hideous: See what I mean? Let's head behind the cut to see Miley a) topless with pasties at Alexander Wang's NYFW party and b) Miley with her full tits out (as per) in V Magazine. Read More...

Kim Kardashian took a selfie in the middle of her ice bucket challenge

kim kardashian ice bucket challenge Somehow, Ellen DeGeneres managed to convince Kim Kardashian to do the ice bucket challenge, but of course it couldn't be done without Kim being Kim. That's right: she took a selfie while doing the challenge on national TV. Frankly, I kinda thought the ice bucket challenge had died down now, but I guess not... I don't think Kim posted this to her Instagram page, so maybe it's another one for her upcoming selfie book? Ugh, whatever. If you want to see Kim get ice water poured over her head, yo...

‘Chicago Fire’ actress Molly Glynn killed in freak storm

molly glynn God, this is awful news. Molly Glynn, an actress on Chicago Fire, was killed this weekend during a freak storm while on a bike ride with her husband. The pair were apparently 25 miles into their ride on a route they often took when a storm came out of nowhere and a tree fell on her. From The Chicago Tribune: Glynn, 46, was riding her bike about 3 p.m. Friday with her husband, fellow theater actor Joe Foust, when the pair were caught in the fast-moving afternoon storm, Foust said in a Facebook message today. Heavy winds uprooted a tree onto the path where she was riding in Erickson Woods near No...

Kate Middleton and Prince William are expecting their second child!

prince william kate middleton prince george Well, that didn't take long. Less than 18 months after giving birth to Prince George, it seems that Kate Middleton and Prince William are expecting their second child. Hurrah! Here's what royal officials said in a statement: “Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their second child. The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news.” Here's hoping this second pregnancy is a little easier for...

We’re getting a makeover!

tumblr_lqik7aDVKe1qzekdio1_500 This is a bit of an unusual entry just to give you all a head's up: We're getting a new look! Next week, Evil Beet will get a whole new layout and will become MUCH more mobile responsive, with quicker load times, easier-to-read formatting and yes, a better design. We're so excited to unveil it! We'll give you a quick warning right before it gets up, but we wanted to let you know what we've got coming on the horizon!...