Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nick Jonas is joining the Chippendales

nick jonas I mean, not officially or anything, but I'm assuming this is the next logical step for Nick Jonas, who is really working it for the gay fans (because I don't assume any women are looking at and enjoying this) lately by stripping down at every available opportunity. He's showing his asscrack, grabbing his dick and basically being a nice piece of eye candy for Adam and Steve, if you get my drift. No shade there, but let's just be honest. This latest spread is for Details - we've got no quotes or anything on the...

Stephen Collins can’t get work now that the world knows he’s a child molester

stephen collins Sure, Stephen Collins has a penchant for molesting young girls and lamenting his inability to rape his own child, but other than that, he's a totally decent guy! So why is it that he can't get work in Hollywood now JUST because he's a depraved and sick individual?! Stephen Collins says he's now unemployable after audio of him confessing to child molestation surfaced. Collins' lawyer filed new legal docs -- obtained by TMZ -- in which he says the divorce trial between the actor and Faye Grant j...

The Daily Links

taylor swift Taylor Swift is bringing out the "hoochie mama" these days, apparently [Popoholic] Kate Middleton is looking well despite her pregnancy troubles [Lainey Gossip] Andrew Garfield won't talk about his relationship with Emma Stone [Socialite Life] How is Eddie Murphy hanging on to his sugar baby? [Moe Jackson] Are you tired of seeing Lady Gaga's nipples yet? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Shailene Woodley thinks her boobs are great just as they are [Celebslam] Are you ready for Chr...

Russell Brand has thoughts on Renee Zellweger’s new face

russell brand Renee Zellweger disappeared for a couple years and when she came back, she had a brand new face. Crazy, right? She says it's just because she's living a healthier lifestyle now, and while most people with a working brain know that's total bullshit, Russell Brand doesn't care either way - he thinks it's all down to feminism and everyone needs to leave her alone. Say what you will about Russell's approach, but I love him, and he makes a valid point. Duh, Renee Zellweger is in the public eye ...

Lamar Odom won’t sign Khloe Kardashian’s divorce papers

khloe kardashian lamar odom Khloe Kardashian finally did the smart thing and rid herself of her cheating crackhead of a husband, Lamar Odom, sometime last year. However, now that she's trying to make things official and get a divorce, he's refusing to sign the papers and in fact has gone completely off the radar and hasn't been in touch with anyone for weeks. Uh oh. From People: The former NBA player, 34, isn't making it easy for the reality star, 30, to enter the next phase of her life. Odom has yet to file his own re...

Tori Spelling is having a nervous breakdown

tori spelling Tori Spelling was hospitalized over the weekend with ebola-like symptoms (which she believed was actually pneumonia), but now it seems like the issue is more mental than physical, or at least a combination of both - basically, she's having a breakdown. From TMZ: Our sources tell TMZ ... it all came to a head when Tori checked herself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center over the weekend. We're told her "Ebola scare" was all a ruse ... "a lie" to cover up what we're told is her crumbling personal...

Geena Davis pretended to be a mannequin at Ann Taylor

geena davis Geena Davis has been keeping a pretty low profile lately, and while many of you may have been wondering how she's spending her time, I can now assure you that she's doing just fine - she's just been giving interviews about pretending to be a mannequin in the window of the Ann Taylor shop she worked in before her big break. Yes, seriously. Love it! In an interview about her first big break, Davis told NPR (via NY Mag), "I didn't know, but I had an uncanny ability to be still." In fact, crowds gathered...

Renee Zellweger has a new face and people are bugging out

renee zellweger Only a couple of years ago, Renee Zellweger looked like a completely different person. In fact, she looked like a person who had been untouched by plastic surgery of any kind. Cut to October 2014, when she hit up Elle's Women In Fashion Awards ceremony with a brand new face... and people really, really don't know what to do with themselves about it. Renee is 44 now, and getting older in Hollywood is hard. She's certainly not the first person to go under the knife in an effort to preserve h...

James Franco tackled a dude after a Lana Del Rey concert held in a cemetery

james franco Lana Del Rey did a concert at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery last Friday night, for some reason (of course she did), and everyone was having a grand old time, listening to faux-morbid music in a graveyard. That is, until James Franco tackled a photographer who, of course, wants to sue him now. From TMZ: James Franco took down a photog while leaving the Lana Del Rey concert Friday night in Hollywood ... this according to the paparazzo -- who now wants justice. Franco attended the LDR show...

Sarah Jessica Parker is torturing the West Village

sarah jessica parker Sarah Jessica Parker is the quintessential New Yorker - she's lived and worked there for years and is fiercely loyal to the place. Her most famous character, Sex and the City's "giant whore" Carrie Bradshaw, lived and loved the city, as well. So SJP decided to capitalize on both the nostalgia for her character and her love of New York when she staged an impromptu photoshoot in front of the house at 66 Perry Street, which was used for the exterior of Carrie's brownstone on the show, to promote her new range of shoes. And uh... ...

Kesha once swore under oath that Dr. Luke never raped her

kesha dr luke Of course people are giving Kesha a hard time now because during a 2011 deposition for a case in which a separate manager was suing both Kesha and Dr. Luke, Kesha swore under oath that Dr. Luke had never raped her or sexually assaulted her. Many people (i.e. Dr Luke & Co) think this is definitive proof that Dr. Luke is innocent against Kesha's recent allegations and that Kesha is a liar. Nevermind that Kesha has confided in her therapist and several fans for years over the abuse or that she could easily...

David Arquette’s fight with his fiancee was caught on camera

david arquette christina mclarty David Arquette announced his engagement to girlfriend and Entertainment Tonight correspondent Christina McLarty back in July, but it looks like there might be a slight bit of trouble in paradise for the couple - at least if you go off the video which caught the pair screaming at each other during a fight in Los Angeles on Friday night. Well yeah, sure, that doesn't seem great, but couples fight. And depending on your temperament, you might even fight in a way that seems insane/makes you sa...