Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Rihanna wants a “big, trimmed d*ck” for Christmas

rihanna Rihanna must be ready to release some new music soon, as she's come out of her lengthy hibernation and has started putting herself out there again. It's good to see, and her new interview with Elle is obscene, hilarious and totally why we love her. For instance, can you guess what RiRi wants for Christmas? "A big, trimmed dick", of course. Oh, okay. Here's more (from Gossip Cop): Elsewhere in the interview, Rihanna gives further insight into her love life. Asked what has been the “sexiest thing a ...

Reese Witherspoon had another run-in with police (but she was sober this time)

reese witherspoon parking I think we all know by now that Reese Witherspoon and police don't really mix. When last the twain met, Reese went away in handcuffs, drunk and crying about her rights as an American. This time around, things were a little better: she was sober and managed to get herself out of a ticket for an illegal parking job. From TMZ: Reese Witherspoon may have found a police officer who knows who she is ... and that could be how she charmed her way out of a parking ticket. Reese was leaving boxing class in Brentwood Monday afternoon when she came ac...

Eva Mendes steps out for the first time since giving birth to Ryan Gosling’s baby

eva mendes Ryan Gosling has already gone back to work on a new movie after welcoming his first child with girlfriend Eva Mendes about six weeks ago. Now Eva has stepped out, looking really good and ready to shoot a commercial in Los Angeles. Not much else to report on this one - just some star-spotting and an, "Oh my, doesn't she look SLIM for just having given birth?!" on behalf of People (who originally posted the photo). Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Jamie Dornan’s penis won’t be in ’50 Shades of Grey’

jamie dornan We already knew that the 50 Shades of Grey movie was going to suck because a) the story itself sucks and b) they're taking out all the rough sex, which was, you know, kinda the point of the book series. Well, now it gets even realer for those hoping for something to touch themselves to: Jamie Dornan won't be showing his penis as Christian Grey. Oh, dear. From The Guardian: When asked how graphic the film is, he pauses, weighs his answer. “You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possibl...

The Daily Links

pharrell Is anyone else really into Pharrell's Instagram account? [Socialite Life] Is Miley Cyrus dating Patrick Schwarzenegger? [Lainey Gossip] Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam] Kate Beckinsale even looks good in profile! [Popoholic] Kate Upton had a serious Marilyn Monroe moment [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Naya Rivera wore an absolutely killer dress to the UNICEF ball [Moe Jackson] Your new X-Men star (as Gambit) is... Channing Tatum! [I'm Not Obsessed] Katy Perry dressed as a giant Cheeto is a bit...

Ariana Grande has a stalker now

ariana grande Another day, another story about a female celebrity being stalked by some crazy dude who thinks he has a chance in hell in getting with the object of his affections. Obviously mental illness plays a part in these cases, and it certainly does with Ariana Grande's stalker, 29-year-old Tim Normandin, who has been sending insane packages full of gifts for Ariana care of her management company, who have warned him off. From TMZ: Police in Lowell, MA paid a visit to the home of 29-year-old Tim Normandin, after Aria...

Lena Dunham is “disgusted” at being accused of molesting her sister

lena dunham Lena Dunham is the fucking worst. She's everything that's wrong with entitled white rich girls and the way society rewards them for being marginally literate (NOT "talented") and I can't stand her. Uh, but that's just me... YMMV, of course. However, people are falling all over themselves over her new book, Not That Kind of Girl... until they actually read it and realize how fucked up this girl actually is. Here's an excerpt that found her coming under considerable heat: "One day, as I sa...

Rihanna is back on Instagram, thank God

rihanna Rihanna decided to leave Instagram behind about six months ago, after the photo sharing site... well, wouldn't let her share certain photos that contained some pretty intense nudity. She kept adding the photos back, Instagram kept deleting them and threatened to ban her entire account, so she gave them a big "fuck you" and went on her merry way, posting all her photos to Twitter instead. However, this past weekend gave us a glorious event: @badgalriri returned to Instagram in fine form, thoug...

Selena Gomez needs to stop crying wolf

selena gomez Police in California are getting a little fed up with Selena Gomez, who has now called them THREE TIMES claiming that someone was in her house. How many times was there actually someone there? Zero. In fact, police have apparently told her to, you know, lock her fucking door if she's afraid of people entering unlawfully. From TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... an alarmed Selena called police a few days back saying she thought someone was inside her house because when she got home the...

Is Chris Brown going to be someone’s father?

chris brown karrueche tranchris brown karrueche tran Chris Brown has been joking about wanting to have a baby with on-and-off Rihanna rip-off Karrueche Tran, but it seems like it's maybe possibly actually happening. Someone who goes by the handle @wackstar and apparently sells "Fly Fresh Clothing" posted the above photo of Chris and Karrueche on Instagram yesterday with the following caption: Well, okay. Lots of wackstar's followers seem to think this is just a stunt to get his followers up, but you would think that Chris would be speaking out against t...