Ben Affleck and his penis went to the Hollywood Film Awards [Lainey Gossip]
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are adorable for London Fog [Socialite Life]
What the hell was Victoria Justice wearing at the Nickelodeon Halo awards? [Moe Jackson]
Kristen Stewart has graced the world with another nip slip [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Megan Fox looks really hot in her skin-tight jeans - damn! [Popoholic]
Well, kudos to Lisa Rinna for being totally predictable, anyway [Celebslam]
...
Until recently, most people weren't aware of the fact that Bill Cosby had several allegations of rape and sexual assault against him. The number of women claiming that they were abused by Cosby is at about 20 now - all different women from different places, of different ages and who encountered him at different times - and it took a joke from a recent Hannibal Burress stand-up routine to get anyone talking about it again. One person who doesn't want to talk about it, unfortunately, is Cosby himself.
During an inte...
We all know that 2014 was the year Kendall Jenner came into her own and became a serious model, beloved by the fashion industry. She's walked in fancy runway shows, done ~avant garde~ photo shoots with la-di-da high end brands and now, things have got even better for her: Kendall is the new face of Estée Lauder!
If you're like me (and most of the world), you probably think Estée Lauder is... not really a young person's brand. They've revamped their image over the past couple of years to try and dra...
Solange and longtime boyfriend Alan Ferguson got married in New Orleans over the weekend in a beautiful ceremony that puts big sister Beyonce's tacky affair back in the day. Not that it's a competition, obviously, but Solange has always had the better style, as far as I'm concerned.
From Vogue:
“Everyone I worked with on the wedding are friends who I love,” said Solange via email earlier today. “Everything was a labor of love.”
And given that there have been several sightings of he...
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren't fit to take care of themselves, let alone take care of another living being. However, something put childbearing into Heidi Montag's mind and she posted a photo of an ovulation testing kit on Instagram... unbeknownst to Spencer, of course.
Kewl. It's not like they're completely and utterly broke with no career prospects, no real world skills and a massive interest in even being parents to begin with. I mean, listen to what Spencer told Hollywood Li...
The world hasn't shut up about seeing Kim Kardashian's tits, ass and vagina (again) this past week in her latest magazine shoot, and one of those people who has an opinion is former Glee star and noted crazy person Naya Rivera. It's pretty clear that Naya has modeled her entire image - especially during the past year - on Kim, but suddenly she's sounding off on how Kim shouldn't be stripped down because she's a mother.
Obviously Kim is too much in her own world to take any notice, but that doesn't mean her BFF Jon...
We don't talk much about Niecy Nash around here, and I don't quite know why not. After all, she's batshit crazy, and we love that, so... clearly I fell off on that one. But I'm here to make things right! I mean, how can I not share Niecy's recent interview with Playboy, wherein she talks about random shit including her book (It's Hard to Fight Naked) how ladies should give their man a blow job every day if they want to stay married forever. Kewl advice, tell me more!
What I say in the book is...
I really liked Lorde's debut album and I really like what she represents in music. I like that sick burn she gave to Dipshit Diplo yesterday. I like that she doesn't give a fuuuuuuck what you and I might think of her. One thing I do not like? Her "dancing". It's so distracting! In theory it's great, because she's totally into it, doing her thing, getting her groove on, clearly not caring whether she looks like she might be having a seizure. That's awesome and she should keep doing her. But from a v...
Ugh, why can't Gwyneth Paltrow ever do anything that's not totally annoying? I was hemming and hawing on which GP story to cover today: her Goop "must-have" Christmas list which includes a $4k vase (among other monstrosities) or the fact that, despite admittedly getting Botox (which she later described as "vain"), she swears she's into "aging gracefully". LOL to that, but we're going with the latter.
Here's what she had to say in a piece she wrote for Stylist magazine:
"I know it’s a cli...
Y'all know I stan for Katy Perry all day, e'ry day, as they say, but I will have to call a queen out when I see something that's not quite right. Today's offense? Katy posing a picture of herself in lingerie and captioning it with something about how she's "feeling v Lolita rn". Uh, no.
I know Katy gets off on wanting to be/pretending to be a teenage girl all the time, but like, has she actually read Lolita? Like, does she get the cultural and literary significance? Something tells me not, because...
Is it 50 Shades of Grey? Fifty Shades of Grey? I prefer the former but I've seen the latter a lot lately, so we're going to switch things up a bit. However you prefer to stylize your numbers, one thing is for certain: that shitty Twilight fanfiction turned hit book series and now soon to be movie has released a new trailer that's sure to get you ladies as wet as the Sahara down below. Seriously, take a look:
Okay, so let me get this right. Christian Grey is a sexual predator who is basic...
Kirk Cameron, beloved TV star from our childhood and devout, evangelical Christian, has an important message to share with us womenfolk this holiday season: Stay in the kitchen where you belong. After all, ladies, it's our job to make sure the house looks nice and to prepare glorious feasts to set at our men's feet in a gesture of devotion and humility. What are you waiting for? Get in there and start cooking!
I'll paste this delightful nugget of ignorance and fuckery below, but in case you're a...
Ben Affleck and his penis went to the Hollywood Film Awards [Lainey Gossip]
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are adorable for London Fog [Socialite Life]
What the hell was Victoria Justice wearing at the Nickelodeon Halo awards? [Moe Jackson]
Kristen Stewart has graced the world with another nip slip [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Megan Fox looks really hot in her skin-tight jeans - damn! [Popoholic]
Well, kudos to Lisa Rinna for being totally predictable, anyway [Celebslam]
...
Until recently, most people weren't aware of the fact that Bill Cosby had several allegations of rape and sexual assault against him. The number of women claiming that they were abused by Cosby is at about 20 now - all different women from different places, of different ages and who encountered him at different times - and it took a joke from a recent Hannibal Burress stand-up routine to get anyone talking about it again. One person who doesn't want to talk about it, unfortunately, is Cosby himself.
During an inte...
We all know that 2014 was the year Kendall Jenner came into her own and became a serious model, beloved by the fashion industry. She's walked in fancy runway shows, done ~avant garde~ photo shoots with la-di-da high end brands and now, things have got even better for her: Kendall is the new face of Estée Lauder!
If you're like me (and most of the world), you probably think Estée Lauder is... not really a young person's brand. They've revamped their image over the past couple of years to try and dra...
Solange and longtime boyfriend Alan Ferguson got married in New Orleans over the weekend in a beautiful ceremony that puts big sister Beyonce's tacky affair back in the day. Not that it's a competition, obviously, but Solange has always had the better style, as far as I'm concerned.
From Vogue:
“Everyone I worked with on the wedding are friends who I love,” said Solange via email earlier today. “Everything was a labor of love.”
And given that there have been several sightings of he...
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aren't fit to take care of themselves, let alone take care of another living being. However, something put childbearing into Heidi Montag's mind and she posted a photo of an ovulation testing kit on Instagram... unbeknownst to Spencer, of course.
Kewl. It's not like they're completely and utterly broke with no career prospects, no real world skills and a massive interest in even being parents to begin with. I mean, listen to what Spencer told Hollywood Li...
The world hasn't shut up about seeing Kim Kardashian's tits, ass and vagina (again) this past week in her latest magazine shoot, and one of those people who has an opinion is former Glee star and noted crazy person Naya Rivera. It's pretty clear that Naya has modeled her entire image - especially during the past year - on Kim, but suddenly she's sounding off on how Kim shouldn't be stripped down because she's a mother.
Obviously Kim is too much in her own world to take any notice, but that doesn't mean her BFF Jon...
We don't talk much about Niecy Nash around here, and I don't quite know why not. After all, she's batshit crazy, and we love that, so... clearly I fell off on that one. But I'm here to make things right! I mean, how can I not share Niecy's recent interview with Playboy, wherein she talks about random shit including her book (It's Hard to Fight Naked) how ladies should give their man a blow job every day if they want to stay married forever. Kewl advice, tell me more!
What I say in the book is...
I really liked Lorde's debut album and I really like what she represents in music. I like that sick burn she gave to Dipshit Diplo yesterday. I like that she doesn't give a fuuuuuuck what you and I might think of her. One thing I do not like? Her "dancing". It's so distracting! In theory it's great, because she's totally into it, doing her thing, getting her groove on, clearly not caring whether she looks like she might be having a seizure. That's awesome and she should keep doing her. But from a v...
Ugh, why can't Gwyneth Paltrow ever do anything that's not totally annoying? I was hemming and hawing on which GP story to cover today: her Goop "must-have" Christmas list which includes a $4k vase (among other monstrosities) or the fact that, despite admittedly getting Botox (which she later described as "vain"), she swears she's into "aging gracefully". LOL to that, but we're going with the latter.
Here's what she had to say in a piece she wrote for Stylist magazine:
"I know it’s a cli...
Y'all know I stan for Katy Perry all day, e'ry day, as they say, but I will have to call a queen out when I see something that's not quite right. Today's offense? Katy posing a picture of herself in lingerie and captioning it with something about how she's "feeling v Lolita rn". Uh, no.
I know Katy gets off on wanting to be/pretending to be a teenage girl all the time, but like, has she actually read Lolita? Like, does she get the cultural and literary significance? Something tells me not, because...
Is it 50 Shades of Grey? Fifty Shades of Grey? I prefer the former but I've seen the latter a lot lately, so we're going to switch things up a bit. However you prefer to stylize your numbers, one thing is for certain: that shitty Twilight fanfiction turned hit book series and now soon to be movie has released a new trailer that's sure to get you ladies as wet as the Sahara down below. Seriously, take a look:
Okay, so let me get this right. Christian Grey is a sexual predator who is basic...
Kirk Cameron, beloved TV star from our childhood and devout, evangelical Christian, has an important message to share with us womenfolk this holiday season: Stay in the kitchen where you belong. After all, ladies, it's our job to make sure the house looks nice and to prepare glorious feasts to set at our men's feet in a gesture of devotion and humility. What are you waiting for? Get in there and start cooking!
I'll paste this delightful nugget of ignorance and fuckery below, but in case you're a...