Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s Christmas Card is the best

ellen portia christmas card Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are the best. They're a great couple with seemingly amazing senses of humour and their Christmas cards are just amazing! Last year, they made this Kimye inspired gem: And they are not going to let that be their best effort. This year, they've continued to be inspired by Kim Kardashian but in a much different way, as you can see above. That infamous butt shot will live in even throughout the holidays! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Anna Wintour pretty much called Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tasteless

kim kardashian kanye west vogue Everyone lost their shit when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West appeared on the cover of Vogue earlier this year. The internet wouldn't stop talking about it, thousands of subscribers threatened to (or actually did) cancel their subscriptions to the fashion magazine and basically we gave Kimye and Vogue EIC Anna Wintour exactly what they wanted: more attention. But what did Anna Wintour REALLY think? How could a woman whose life is dedicated to haute couture allow such a travesty to happen? Well, there's no accounting for taste, is there? Here's what Wintour told CNN journalist Alina Cho at the ...

Janice Dickinson reveals she was raped by Bill Cosby in the ’80s

janice dickinson Janice Dickinson has long been a source of entertainment with her zany (some would say "crazy") personality. She was the highlight of America's Next Top Model and the show sank when she left. She is, by her own account, the world's first supermodel and spent the '80s traveling the world, doing fancy photo shoots and all the other shit you'd expect a supermodel to do. One experience she did have, however, scarred her for life and she's only now talking out about it in explicit detail: Janice cl...

Katherine Heigl wishes Shonda Rhimes liked her

katherine heigl shonda rhimes Shonda Rhimes has stated pretty bluntly that she doesn't have time for Katherine Heigl-like bullshit. She's rude, she's bitchy, and nobody wants anything to do with it. Katherine herself insist that she's not rude, but pretty much everyone else she's ever encountered disagrees with that. Still, Katherine is pretty cut up about Shonda not liking her and wishes she could do something to change it. Here's what she told Mario Lopez on Extra: "The last one with Shonda…it sucks," Heigl said when as...

Want to live in Justin Bieber’s old bedroom?

JB Justin Bieber grew up in Canada, where he spent a good portion of his time with his grandparents, at their house in Stratford, Ontario. Well, now Memaw and Pepaw are ready to sell up, and they've put the house on the market for $276,000 - and they're marketing it well over the price it's worth by using Justin's name and the fact that his old bedroom is in the house! From TMZ: Justin's grandparents are selling their 3-bedroom home in Stratford, Ontario ... and one of those bedrooms belonged to...

Charles Manson is getting married to the owner of his fansite

charles manson afton burton Talk about a tale of finding love in a hopeless place! Charles Manson, who is now a ripe-old 80 years of age, is getting married to 26-year-old Afton Elaine Burton. Burton goes by the name "Star" for some reason and not only is she clearly insane, but she's also the owner of a Charles Manson fansite and has spent several years trying to exonerate him for the endless crimes he's committed. From ABC News: No date has been set, but a wedding coordinator has been assigned by the prison to han...

Matthew McConaughey brought his family to the Hollywood Walk of Fame

matthew mcconaughey family Alright, alright, alriiiiiight. (Sorry, I couldn't help myself!) Matthew McConaughey has had a long and illustrious career in Hollywood, and it's about time he was honoured for it, right? He got his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Monday and adorably decided to bring wife Camila Alves and his three children to the event. Cute family, right? The kids are 6-year-old Levi, 4-year-old Vida and 2-year-old Livingston and they're adorable. Also, it looks so warm in California! I had to ...

Willow and Jaden Smith are absolutely bonkers

willow smith jaden smith Willow and Jaden Smith, children of Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith, aged 14 and 16, have actually lost their damn minds. They teamed up for a new interview with The New York Times' T Magazine that will make every synapse in your brain misfire with its sheer insanity. I can't even tell you what they talk about in the interview because none of it means anything. I suppose, in essence, they're discussing life, time, the spiritual world... but even then, that's a stretch. Without further ado, I'll just share...

Amanda Bynes is sorry you found out about her wanting to murder her dad

amanda bynes Look, I know Amanda Bynes is seriously mentally ill and in need of real, sustained help, but this is a celebrity gossip site and she is a celebrity. We're reporting on it, okay? Okay. Last weekend her roommates released some audio recording of Amanda fantasizing about how she wants to kill her dad, and that made it clearer than ever that the girl is not only a danger to others, but to herself, as well. Things have finally gone too far for Amanda, and she's decided to release a statement (to Access H...

Kim Kardashian is buying a private island to build North West a theme park

kim kardashian north west Ah, how the rich live. So dumb, so pointless. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West apparently have so much money between them, that they want to buy a private island off the coast of Australia on which they can build a Neverland-like theme park for their daughter, North West. From The Mirror: She is known to shower her only child with lavish gifts while they jet-set around the world together, but Kim Kardashian's daughter North now reportedly looks set to get own private theme park to play around in. ...

Do you want to build a meth lab?

walter If there's one thing the internet loves, it's mashups, and I'm not quite sure why. Two of the most popular pieces of entertainment that people love to mash shit with are Breaking Bad and Frozen. But what if you put them together? What then? Well, you come up with 'Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?' and the results are... well, you decide: Follow us on Twitter | Facebook ...

Newsflash: Jennifer Lawrence is pretty gross

jennifer lawrence liam hemsworth hunger games Jennifer Lawrence has become a national treasure over the past several years. She's a great actress, but she's also not part of the snooty Hollywood crowd - not really. She's one of us. She loves eating real food and sometimes she shits herself. Don't we all? I mean... or something. Speaking of eating, her Hunger Games co-star Liam Hemsworth revealed something rather unpleasant about JLaw's habits during an interview on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Friday night. You know how Jennifer and...