Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom Won’t Stop Making Out Everywhere They Go

katy perry orlando bloom Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have been seeing each other for a few months now, and things seem to be going well. Well enough, anyway, as far as celebrity romances go. I'm not sure how they met or what the deal is here, but I guess we should just assume they're really happy together, since they can't seem to go anywhere at all without making out like crazy for the paparazzi. Gross! They've been hanging around Katy's hometown of Santa Barbara and Orlando's place in Malibu, and apparently the...

WTF Of The Day: Madonna Pulls 17-Year-Old Girl’s Shirt Down During Australian Gig

madonna Well, if Madonna hadn't already lost her damn mind, she certainly has now. While performing in Brisbane, Australia on Thursday, she called some fans on stage. One of those fans was 17-year-old Josephine Georgiou, who was wearing a corset top, had that very top pulled down by Madonna herself for pretty much no reason other than that Madonna felt like it. Josephine's boob was then on display for all to see, and a lot of people seriously aren't happy about it (and word is that Madonna could pos...

What’s Amy Poehler Using So Much Water On?

I don't live in LA so I'm probably wrong about this, but I feel like, generally speaking, the southern half of California is pretty much always in the midst of a drought, or at least awaiting another drought and therefore trying to conserve water. Rich people in LA use a shit ton of water, and even though authorities have vowed to issue fines for excessive water usage, some of them really don't give AF and do it anyway. However, Amy Poehler's water usage last summer was... a bit beyond compr...

Amber Rose Makes A Good Point About Beyonce (& Fucked Up Society In General)

amber rose beyonce kanye west I have always loved Amber Rose and I always will. She may not be everyone's cup of tea because she's pretty in-your-face, but that's what I love about her. She doesn't give a shit if you find her loud, outspoken, or tacky — she's doing her. Plus, if anyone thinks that's all she is, they're idiots, because she's incredibly intelligent and a great ally to fellow females — including Kim Kardashian, who the world would love to pin her against given the Kanye connection. It was Amber who stood u...

Is Richard Simmons Being Held Hostage By His Housekeeper?

richard simmos Have you ever sat around thinking to yourself recently, "You know what, I wonder what Richard Simmons is up to lately?" If so, you'll be horrified to learn that it seems like he may be in some serious trouble. In fact, it seems like his housekeeper may be keeping him prisoner in his own house! What?! According to the New York Post, Richard's friends and family are pretty sure his maid Teresa Reveles is a witch who's using her magic to control him. Here's the general gist, courtesy of Jez...

Zayn Malik Got A Face Tattoo & It’s Awful

I'm not quite sure why Zayn Malik thinks we're just all supposed to get on board with his post-1D pseudo-hard man thing he's trying to pull off,  but I'm really not feeling it. The whole smooth R&B crooner nonsense is not sexy (though it is catchy — even I have to admit that, as much as I hate myself for it) and the fact that he's decided to take this nonsense one step further by getting a face tattoo that is ugly as hell — plus, har har, so ironic that it says "mom"!!! SO EDGY!! Funny enough, tattoo artist Kevin Paul who has done art on some of the other One Direction guys (Harryyyyy!) has come out and basically said that Zayn's going to end up regretting it. Here's what he had to say to The Mirror:

'The placement is really bad, considering he doesn't have any other tattoos on his head.'

'I think he'll end up regretting it and it would be hard to cover up without making the new design a lot bigger and darker.'

Kevin went on to suggest Zayn should have the inking lasered off, which he estimated would cost £600.

'Out of everyone in One Direction, Zayn had the best tattoos, but this is not one of them', the ink master concluded.
Here's my real question: Is Zayn Malik having a mental breakdown? He certainly seems like it. It's fine and well that you're done with the boy band life and you want to go do your own thing musically, but he just seems to be losing his mind. /> I'm not quite sure why Zayn Malik thinks we're just all supposed to get on board with his post-1D pseudo-hard man thing he's trying to pull off,  but I'm really not feeling it. The whole smooth R&B crooner nonsense is not sexy (though it is catchy — even I have to admit that, as much as I hate myself for it) and the fact that he's decided to take this nonsense one step further by getting a face tattoo that is ugly as hell — plus, har har, so ironic that it says "mom"!!! SO EDGY!! F...

Benson & Stabler Have Reunited! Well, Sort Of…

marsika hargitay christopher meloni Law & Order: SVU is the shit. It's always been one of those shows you can (and usually do) end up binge watching without even meaning to. You flick on TNT while you're waiting for your pizza to be delivered and then suddenly it's five hours later and you've been having a marathon. The episodes in which Benson & Stabler worked together were by far the best — Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni had fantastic on screen chemistry — and it was sad as shit when Stabler left. But don't worr...

Stacey Dash Compares Leonardo DiCaprio To Chicken Little

stacey dash leonardo dicaprio Look, I know no one's been checking for Stacey Dash since the mid-'90s when Clueless was hot, and it's safe to say she's been a scorching fucking mess for well over the past decade, but sometimes I literally have to sit in awe at the shit that comes out of this woman's mouth. Fine, she's conservative — knock yourself out. But to have so much internalized hatred of herself as a woman, in particular a black woman, and so much externalized hatred of, well, basically everyone that isn't a rich wh...

Kelly Clarkson Says She Was Blackmailed Into Working With Dr. Luke

kelly clarkson It's been interesting to see the divide in the music industry since Kesha spoke out about her alleged sexual and emotional abuse at the hands of pop producer Dr. Luke. While many big name stars like Lady Gaga and even Adele have spoken out in support of Kesha, so many more have kept quiet so as not to alienate themselves in the industry. Even Sony Music is turning a blind eye to the allegations. Whether they'll be able to now that Kelly Clarkson has revealed her dealings with him, solidifying Kesha's stor...

Kim Kardashian Is Naked Again, Because Of Course She Is — PHOTO

kim kardashian naked Look, I get that Kim Kardashian's entire brand is built on her appearance. She got famous off the back of a sex tape, and literally on one would give a shit about her if she didn't look the way she does — because whether or not you like her appearance, this country is obsessed with it. With that in mind, it makes a whole lot of sense that she would take her clothes off at every available opportunity. She knows that's all people want to see, and she's happy to oblige. But my question is, haven'...

The First ‘Ghostbusters’ Trailer Is Here — VIDEO

Whether or not you're looking forward to the all-female Ghostbusters reboot, it's happening, so you might as well get used to it. Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones have already suited and booted up and we're so close to the movie's release now that the first Ghostbusters trailer has actually been revealed. I'll admit that even the original never appealed to me, so while I'll see this one because I like the cast and out of sheer curiosity, I'm not losing my shit over it like many seem to be. To be totally honest, I was actually pleasantly surprised by the trailer, and the movie actually looks like it might be a lot of fun. Do I think it'll live up to the original, which so many people seem to love? Maybe not - but maybe it'll be something entirely different. Either way, I think it's got potential, and that's something, especially with all the bullshit that passes for a movie these days.
That being said, can we please start developing ORIGINAL talent again? I'm so sick of all these book-to-movie adaptations and reboots. For fuck's sake, I don't believe there's a lack of creativity out there, Hollywood just doesn't seem to be all that invested in developing it. /> Whether or not you're looking forward to the all-female Ghostbusters reboot, it's happening, so you might as well get used to it. Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones have already suited and booted up and we're so close to the movie's release now that the first Ghostbusters trailer has actually been revealed. I'll admit that even the original never appealed to me, so while I'll see this one because I like the cast and out of sheer curiosity, I'm not losing my shit over it...

Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom Are Actually A Thing

A couple of weeks ago, Katy Perry was spotted riding in the back of Orlando Bloom's car on the way to Robert Downey Jr.'s kid's birthday party, which was weird as hell and was basically proof in and of itself that they were together. Now, however, it's definitely official, as they've gone off to Hawaii on vacation together and are clearly a couple. It's hard to tell from the pictures what the deal is with them. I mean, clearly this isn't some long-term relationship that is going to last forever, and to be honest, from the look on Katy's face in the shots, she doesn't even seem all that into it. Obviously that's hard to tell from a few quick paparazzi snaps, but she literally looks like she'd rather be anywhere else, with anyone else.
I mean, I guess it's whatever. It's only a matter of time before Orlando's on to the next one and Katy's back with John Mayer, though. I'd put money on it! /> A couple of weeks ago, Katy Perry was spotted riding in the back of Orlando Bloom's car on the way to Robert Downey Jr.'s kid's birthday party, which was weird as hell and was basically proof in and of itself that they were together. Now, however, it's definitely official, as they've gone off to Hawaii on vacation together and are clearly a couple. It's hard to tell from the pictures what the deal is with them. I mean, clearly this isn't some long-term relationship that is going to last forever, and to be honest, from the look on Katy's face in the shots, she doesn't even se...