Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gwyneth Paltrow still doesn’t know her place

gwyneth paltrow martha stewart Gwyneth Paltrow has always thought the sun shines out of her own asshole and clearly still does. She has a lifestyle and a personality that makes every synapse in my brain misfire and I can't stand her. But even if I did like her, I'd be hard pressed to find a reason to take her side in her ongoing... whatever it is with Martha Stewart. There is no beating Martha Stewart, not when it comes to homemaking/cooking and the like. And most people are smart enough not to try - Blake Lively went the...

Ryan Gosling granted a restraining order against his stalker

ryan gosling Alright, fess up - which one of you was stalking Ryan Gosling? Someone was, to the point that the new dad had to go and get a restraining order against the crazy who swears that she and Ryan are "twin flames", whatever the hell that even means (I don't think I want to know). From TMZ: According to legal docs -- obtained by TMZ -- Gosling says Grace Marie Del Villar has been sending harassing emails and packages ... in one case she sent a torn-out page from a magazine featuring Eva Mendes and ...

Jimmy Kimmel has celebrities read even more mean tweets

spears I don't really like Jimmy Kimmel - I don't "get" what's so funny about him and find him rather dull, most of the time. One of the few exceptions to this, however, is when he does his 'Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets' segment. Now that's entertainment - though you could argue it's not really his, since he doesn't appear in the videos, but whatever. The point is, we're here with another installment of celebrities reading all the mean shit you guys say about them online, and they're great. I particularly enjoy the tweet about Adam Sandler, but that's jus...

Kylie Jenner gets stopped by police, can’t work her angles

PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Kylie Jenner gets another ticket for her reckless driving Kylie Jenner is the QUEEN of Instagram angles. Homegirl knows how to work angles like none other - she can make her lips look insane and her face look... not like it's her face. But when she was stopped while driving in Los Angeles the other day, there were no angles or filters to help her. What did we get? A very normal looking Kylie Jenner. Amazingly, she looks 17. She looks like a normal fucking teenager who hasn't pumped her face full of collagen and whatever other shit they'll put in ...

Raven-Symoné speaks out against Bill Cosby sexual abuse rumors

bill cosby raven symone Don't be misled by that headline - Raven-Symoné is not saying that Bill Cosby isn't a rapist, only that she was never abused by him while working on The Cosby Show. Apparently rumours had been circulating that perhaps she'd been one of his victims, but thankfully that's untrue because that would have added "pedophile" to his long list of disgusting titles. Raven spoke out against the gossip on Instagram, of all places, where she posted the following: I was NOT taking advantage of by Mr. Cosby when I was on the Cosby Show! I was practically a baby on that show and this is truly a disgusting ...

Michael Phelps’ girlfriend reveals she was born intersex

michael phelps taylor chandler Because apparently this is news, Michael Phelps, Olympic gold medal winning swimmer and lover of substances both inhaled and drunk, has a girlfriend. And that girlfriend has just announced publicly that she was born intersex. While this seems like a private matter that no one should ever have to discuss publicly if they're not so inclined, Phelps' girlfriend, Taylor Lianne Chandler, apparently felt like she needed to clear up inaccurate reports after stories started appearing claiming that s...

Two new Beyonce tracks have leaked… sorta

beyonce Beyonce is set to release a new album soon, and the Beyhive is desperate to hear what it'll be like. Luckily for the fans, snippets of two tracks - one called '7/11' and another called 'Ring Off' - have leaked online. The verdict? Eh... I don't quite know, really. First, let's listen to the bit of '7/11', which sounds like a continuation remix of 'Drunk In Love' or something. Have a listen: A video posted by Urban Reneissance Man (@iamevyweath) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:59am PST And ne...

Kim Kardashian wants to adopt Thai girl, but girl says ‘No, thanks!’

kim kardashian pink Leave it to Kim Kardashian to head to Thailand to film Keeping Up with the Kardashians and fall in love with a teen girl she met at an orphanage because she was "pretty" and had a "nice personality". The girl, called Pink, became the apple of Kim's eye to the point where Kim wanted to adopt her... a tempting offer, but not one that Pink was really into. She very politely declined Kim's offer. ICE COLD! From The Daily Mail: A teenager from a children's home in a poverty-stricken region of...

Kate Hudson is a Farmville character now

kate hudson farmville Kate Hudson has made dozens of movies and has millions of dollars, but I'd say the highlight of her career has to be the fact that she's now been animated and turned into a character in that awful Facebook game that your "friends" won't stop sending you. That's right: Kate is part of Farmville. From People: Starting Tuesday, fans of the FarmVille 2: Country Escape game will meet an avatar based on the actress, who, along with longtime fiancé and Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy, produces ...

Dave Chappelle once bought weed from Idris Elba

dave chappelle In what's actually a hilarious tale of "It's a Small World, Even in Hollywood", it turns out Dave Chappelle probably bought weed once from Idris Elba before either of them got famous. Hilarious! From a sit down interview with GQ: Idris Elba once said he used to sell weed at the New York comedy club Carolines. That can't be true, right? Oh, okay. So he used to work at Carolines. During that era of my life, there's a high possibility that I bought reefer from Idris. Fast-forward to when I was doing C...

Kristen Stewart doesn’t care that you saw her nipple

kristen stewart Kristen Stewart accidentally slipped a nipple at the Hollywood Film Awards last week (squint and you'll see it) and it was reported that she'd freaked out about the whole thing and was all bent out of shape 'cos everyone saw her niblets. Turns out, that's not true at all - like most things, Kristen doesn't really give a shit. From Hollywood Life: “She is not worried about it. It’s not a big deal.,” a source revealed to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “If people want to see her naked s...

The Daily Links

eddie redmayne Eddie Redmayne wants you to know he's more than just a pout [Socialite Life] Here are pictures of Kendra Wilkinson's bare ass on national (UK) television [Celebslam] Angelina Jolie did a photo call on Sydney and looked beautiful [Moe Jackson] Is True Detective ready for Rachel McAdams? Is she ready for it? [Lainey Gossip] Christina Milian really wants you to look at her boobs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Here's Katy Perry in a retro unicorn bikini just for you [Popoholic] Blue I...