Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift is single so that no one gets hurt

taylor swift billboard Hot on the heels of new rumours about her alleged dalliances with man and woman alike, Taylor Swift's cover story for Billboard has been released, in which she insists she's staying single because that way, no one's getting hurt. Of course, this is a pretty callous way to live and also a pretty lonely one, and no doubt she'll change her tune when she next falls in love, but for now, this is how she feels: Billy Joel recently said that one reason he stopped writing songs was because people started reading too much ...

Fifth Harmony cover ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’

fifth harmony Maybe you've heard of Fifth Harmony, maybe you haven't. They won the US version of The X Factor before it was canceled and released a single called 'Boss' earlier this year that was actually pretty good if you ignore the idiotic lyrics ("Boss/Michelle Obama/Purse so heavy/Gettin' Oprah dollars"). Now they're covering one of the most iconic Christmas songs of all time: Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You': I want to like this version, I really do. I want to not want to be con...

Jennifer Aniston discusses sex toys on ‘Conan’

jennifer aniston conan Jennifer Aniston may be a "good girl" in real life, but in Horrible Bosses 2, she's a sex-crazed maniac... and she loves it. Jen has been saying in all her recent interviews that it's pretty much one of her favourite roles she's ever played because it's so much fun to be so extreme. How extreme? Well, extreme enough that she wore a cock ring as a necklace in the movie, as she explained to Conan O'Brien. The funniest part of the whole story is the fact that Jen actually chose the necklace...

Usher charges his phone in a woman’s vagina

usher phone If that headline confused you, don't worry - you're not alone! How do you charge a phone in a woman's vagina and why would Usher do such a thing? Well, apparently the phone charger herself is a performance artist who wanted to show the relationship between technology and human dependency and I guess that was the way to do it? Usher actually paid $20 for 10 minutes of charge (which is tacky and kinda takes any "art" out of it, I think - not that it's art to begin with, in my opinion) and distinguished art fans were all sta...

Is Taylor Swift back with Harry Styles, or is she actually with Karlie Kloss?

taylor swift The Internet's collective head vaguely exploded on Thursday because two "bombshells" (i.e. misleading photos) hit the web and now everyone wants to know the answer to a very important question: WHO IS TAYLOR SWIFT BANGING? There are two possible routes we can go here. Let's explore them both. Theory 1: Taylor is back with Harry Styles This picture is from the other night and basically everyone is going nuts because LOOK AT HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST AND LOOK HOW SHE'S LEANING INTO HIM A...

Bill Cosby victims want $100 million in damages

bill cosby After the news that one of Bill Cosby's alleged underage victims from the 1970s was suing the comedian, it's now come to light that many of his other victims have come together to demand a $100 million fund be set up to settle their claims, or else they're dragging his old ass to court with civil rights lawyer Gloria Aldred at their side. From US Weekly: The proposal to face the claims in court was made by Aldred at a press conference in Los Angeles where she was accompanied by three of ...

Azealia Banks drags Iggy Azalea through the mud on race issues

iggy azalea azealia banks Iggy Azalea, noted pseudo-southern (by way of Australia) rapper (because she was a failed popstar) and Azealia Banks, noted crazy yet talented artist, have never been friends. Azealia has always taken issue with Iggy's appropriation of black culture - and presumably her lack of any recognizable talent - and Iggy has always sorta cowered in the corner when Azealia comes for her and starts preaching peace and unity because she clearly realises there's no fighting that level of insanity. Anyhoo, Azealia...

Carrie Underwood is designing activewear now

carrie underwood Once Carrie Underwood used up the last of American Idol's fame juice to make herself a bonafide country star, she decided (read: her record label decided) it was time for her to slim down a little. Nevermind that she was never fat or anything close to it, but being in the public eye means gettin' skinny, so Carrie hopped on a treadmill and went on a diet and now she's super fit and beautiful - though again, she was beautiful before, anyway. So successful was her slimdown that apparently Dick's Sporting Goods ...

Sofia Vergara aced her American citizenship test

sofia vergara Sofia Vergara was born in Colombia, but she's lived and worked in America for over two decades, so you'd think she'd have her citizenship by now, right? Well, she does - but she only got it recently, after passing a rigorous and intense naturalization test - and passing with flying colours! During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Wednesday, Sofia chatted about the ridiculousness of the process: "They make you [jump through hoops] because they have to make sure that you deserve to be part ...

Mariah Carey better start wishing for more at Christmas

mariah carey I grew up absolutely idolizing Mariah Carey. I had every single album on cassette, I knew every word to ever song, I loved her. She was an amazing singer and there was no one else like her. Then she divorced Tommy Mottola and started exploring more than straight pop. I was on board! 'Shake It Off' and 'We Belong Together' are two of the most amazing songs ever. However, they still don't compare to her earlier work - especially 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'. Everyone knows and loves that ...

Eva Mendes talks babies and motherhood on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’

eva mendes ellen degeneres Eva Mendes just welcomed her first child, a baby girl named Esmeralda, with boyfriend Ryan Gosling a couple of months ago and she's finally talking about the whole thing - pregnancy and her reasons for being so secretive, motherhood, baby weight and the like - during an interview with Ellen DeGeneres. Here's what she had to say (via US Weekly): "I think just early on, we decided it's going to be so hard for her to have privacy," Mendes said. "We thought this is the first opportunity we can give he...