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stacey dash Stacey Dash still looks like she did in 1994 - damn! Too bad she's crazy now [Celebslam] What's going on with Chris Pine's hat? Anyone? [Socialite Life] Charli XCX is wearing white fur balls on her tits [Moe Jackson] Oh dear, it seems Olivia Wilde had a bit of a vagina slip [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Oh no! Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles even though she swore she would never go [Lainey Gossip] Aw, doesn't pregnant Jessica Biel have a certain glow? [Popoholic] Kylie Jenner is trying to get in on the family ass action [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Le...

Tim Burton confirms ‘Beetlejuice’ sequel (and Winona Ryder will be in it!)

beetlejuice If Hump Day's got ya down, here's something that'll cheer you right up again: Tim Burton has confirmed that there will indeed be a Beetlejuice sequel coming our way soon, AND that our beloved Winona Ryder will be in it! From MTV News: “Oh yeah,” Burton said, when MTV News asked if he’d be directing the sequel. And his response to the question of whether or not Winona Ryder would be returning? “Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah,” he said. “Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah yeah, oh yeah.” Hear t...

Scarlett Johansson thinks her body is just “okay”

scarlett johansson Scarlett Johansson is, by all accounts, pretty hot, right? She's just had a baby so she's probably feeling that Hollywood pressure to get back in shape and yada yada, but baby or no baby, she's an attractive woman. Not by her own account, of course - she just think she looks "okay". Here's what she had to say about it on Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2014 (via E! Online): "It's an okay body," said the actress, who welcomed her and Romain Dauriac's first child ...

The Sony hackers really hate Seth Rogen and James Franco

the interview Seth Rogen and James Franco have that disastrous "comedy", The Interview, coming out on Christmas Day, but it's already created enemies worldwide. Namely in North Korea and with a group known as the Guardians of Peace, who actually have threatened to reenact 9/11 for real if they dared hold the premiere or if anyone went to the theatre to see it. From Variety: The Sony hackers have threatened a 9/11-like attack on movie theaters that screen Seth Rogen and James Franco’s North Korean co...

Maisie Williams has no time for Emma Watson’s “first world feminism”

maisie williams Remember that great speech Emma Watson gave at the UN a couple of months ago about feminism and its importance? Everyone thought it rocked - myself included - but there was one person who was less than impressed. That person is Game of Thrones actress Maisie Williams, who thinks Emma Watson needs to climb down from her ivory tower and broaden her world view. From The Guardian: Williams is a feminist, though it’s not an issue high on her agenda. “There are creepy things that people say o...

Jennifer Aniston is still sick of you asking her about having kids

jennifer aniston Jennifer Aniston has been plagued with a lot of bullshit questions throughout her career. The most popular one has to do with kids: when she's going to have some, why she doesn't have any yet, wouldn't she love kids, what will she name her kids, aren't kids great, when are you going to be pregnant with a kid, yada yada. Well, she's sick of it and frankly, thinks it's a bit unfair. From Allure: "I don't like [the pressure] that people put on me, on women – that you've failed yourself as a female because you...

James Franco doesn’t smoke pot, apparently

james franco seth rogen If James Franco isn't the highest motherfucker alive 95% of the time (his BFF Seth Rogen excluded), then the sky isn't blue and the grass isn't green. What else could explain half the shit he does? His Smiths-inspired album?  A Lindsay Lohan-inspired short story? I mean, the list goes on and on. But yeah, apparently James Franco doesn't smoke weed - or so he says. In an interview with Seth on Howard Stern's Sirius XM radio show yesterday, James swears he never smokes, at all, and hasn't in ...

Britney Spears brings her abs to the cover of ‘Women’s Health’

britney spears women's health Britney Spears is the cover star of the January issue of Women's Health, and she brought abs for days. Of course, the hateration is rife on this one and people are saying her abs are fake and she's been Photoshopped to high heaven. I mean, of course she has - everyone ever in the history of magazine cover stars has been - but I still think she looks fantastic. In the accompanying interview, Brit Brit talks a bit about her diet and exercise regimen. What does she eat? How does she work out?...

Kim Kardashian cropped North West out of her selfie and the internet went crazy

kim kardashian north west I don't know why anyone on God's green earth would be surprised that Kim Kardashian is vain and self-centered enough to crop her own child out of her selfie because it was harshing her duck lips vibe, but apparently they were because that's exactly what happened yesterday. Kim posted the above photo on Instagram yesterday, where you can clearly see a little sliver of North West. Her followers went INSANE, calling her selfish, saying how this is a sign that Kim has lost her last grip on real...

Justin Bieber is “super single” and ready to mingle, I assume

justin bieber Step right up, ladies! Justin Bieber may have been rumoured to be dating Hailey Baldwin, but apparently that's a load of bologna. In fact, he's "super single" and ready to mingle with whatever lady lacks enough self-respect to go anywhere near him! Hurrah! "People are crazy. I'm super single and this is my good friend u would know otherwise." I'm not quite sure that's a sentence that makes any sense in the English language, but what the hell, let's go with it. "This is my good friend u would ...

Kim Kardashian reveals Kanye West’s rules for dating

kim kardashian kanye west Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's marriage has lasted far longer than anyone ever thought (and longer than her made-for-TV marriage to the oafish football player guy whose name I can't even remember), so they must be in a great position to share their secrets to a healthy and happy relationship, right? It all goes back to their dating days, when Kanye set some serious rules for their time together. "When we first started dating it was rude if we brought our phones with us out, so I learned from...