Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kesha Could Have Gotten Out Of Her Record Contract If She Said Dr. Luke Didn’t Rape Her

kesha dr luke Sigh. In yet another fucked up element to an already super fucked up story, Kesha has said that her lengthy and intense battle to be released from her recording contract with Sony Music could have come to an end recently as they offered to let her go scot-free... if only she recanted her claims that Dr. Luke raped her. Uhhhh, how about no? Writing on Instagram, Kesha exposed the bullshit she's been through to let people know that there's far more that goes on behind closed doors than is re...

Christ Almighty — Justin Bieber Got Dreads

justin bieber Justin Bieber has been the worst pretty much forever, so it's no surprise that he continues his reign of terror even to this day. We seem to have entered a new era of fuckery, however, since from the looks of things, JB is sporing white guy dreads. Not only is it disgusting to look at, but it's also yet another example of his ridiculous cultural appropriation that makes him look like more of an ass than he normally does — and that's saying something. He captioned the pic simply "why", and ...

Amanda Bynes Turns 30, Is “Doing Great”

amanda bynes I've always said the best thing that could happen to Amanda Bynes is that she left showbiz altogether and faded into obscurity. Fame exacerbated her very serious mental health issues and nearly killed her, so homegirl had to take a serious step back so that she'd actually have a chance of living a somewhat normal life again. That seems to have (finally) happened, and Amanda, who's celebrating her 30th birthday on April 3, is "doing great." "She is doing great. She is happy and healthy and ...

Beyonce Unveils Ivy Park Activewear Line, So I’m Ready To Start Working Out Now

beyonce ivy park Just kidding, obvs. You don't need to be active to wear activewear — it's fashion now! And this generation's renaissance woman is ready to conquer yet another area of the game. That's right, Beyonce is releasing her own line of fitness apparel —200 items worth, in fact — called Ivy Park, and it's cute as hell. Y'all know my relationship with Bey is tumultuous. She's talented and fierce, but sometimes she gets on my damn nerves. Since she's been keeping a relatively low profile lately,...

Charlize Theron Doesn’t Know What Ghosting Is

charlize theron I totally forgot that Charlize Theron got rid of Sean Penn by essentially icing his ass out and just ghosting him. She ignored his texts and calls and just never spoke to him again. God knows what happened there, but it's hilarious and Sean probably deserved it because he's a fucking mess. Anyway, Charlize is finally speaking about the relationship and she thinks the hype about that breakup is ridiculous. After all, can you really ghost someone if you don't even know what ghosting is? "Ther...

Melissa McCarthy Says Normal Sizes Are Bullshit, Will Always Rep For Plus Size Girls

melissa mccarthy Melissa McCarthy has lost an ass ton of weight in the past year or two, and she looks great. Then again, I thought she always looked great, but she obviously feels healthier and hasn't gone too extreme or overboard with it, so good for her. However, just because she may be slimmer now than she once was doesn't mean she's ready to subscribe to all the Hollywood bullshit about the ideal body size and all that. She's still repping for the big girls, not only in attitude, but in practice, with her...

Yikes Alert: Emma Watson Serves As Face For Lancome Whitening Product

emma watson lancome If you're unfamiliar, "whitening" skincare and beauty products are pretty big business in Asian countries. Whether it's something to make your skin actually lighter than it is or just to "brighten" the appearance to give the illusion of whiteness, too many women (and even some men) are chasing that ideal. It's fucked up that this shit actually exists, but where there's demand, companies that wanna bank that $$$ are happy to provide the merchandise for it, regardless of the message it sends. Than...

Harry Styles Wants To Be An Actor, But Hollywood Isn’t Feeling It

harry styles Now that One Direction is pretty much on permanent hiatus, the boys are all going their separate ways. Liam is shacking up with Cheryl Cole and making a right fucking fool of himself in the process, the other one has a kid that he's trying to get custody of or something, Niall is being Irish, and Harry Styles is trying to be a movie star... but it's not going all that well. It seems Hollywood isn't ready to just start shelling out starring roles his way and they actually expect him to learn the cr...

John Travolta Wants Male Masseuses & Tin Foil Covered Windows At Every Hotel

john travolta Look, the fact that John Travolta is a bona fide weirdo is not news. I'm not sure if it's the Scientology or the closeted gayness that's atrophied his brain over the years, but he's certainly not all there these days, I think we can all agree. That's why I suppose it wasn't all that surprising to see that he's got some pretty bizarro requests for every time he visits a hotel (which I imagine is somewhat often, given his line of work). From Page Six: One of the actor’s requirements in his ...

Marilyn Manson Is A Pretty Kewl Husband, Apparently

dita von teese marilyn manson In case you forgot, Marilyn Manson somehow bagged perfect human specimen Dita Von Teese, and the two were married from 2005 to 2007 (though they'd been together since 2001). You'd think that the experience of being married to Manson (who's real name is Brian Warner, if I remember right) would have left Dita scarred and running for the hills, but you'd be wrong because he's actually a pretty cool guy and also a decent as hell husband. Here's what Dita said on Kocktails With Khloe: “He was s...

Kendall Jenner Covers ‘Vogue’ Special April 2016 Issue

kendall jenner vogue Kendall Jenner is at the top of the modeling game, and to be honest, I'm actually a fan — well, as big a "fan" as you can be of someone who doesn't actually do anything but wear expensive clothes and have her picture taken. If there's something that makes one a good model, she's got it, and I'm glad she's doing well... and that she seems to realize that the Kardashian association is a liability rather than something to brag about. Anyway, she's reached a new milestone in her career: appearing...

Justin Bieber Cancels Meet-And-Greets Because They’re Too Depressing

justin bieber meet and greet Justin Bieber is rich as hell, and he makes so much money from touring (which is where most artists make the bulk of their income, to be fair) as well as from offering meet-and-greet "VIP" passes for literally hundreds (sometimes thousands) of dollars that allow you the unique opportunity to be hoarded like cattle through a long line, shoved into an awkward photo with Justin, and then pushed along as fast as you came in with no chance for any actual interaction. You get a copy of the photo to take hom...