Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gwyneth Paltrow gave Howard Stern the best interview yet

gwyneth paltrow howard stern To be honest, I'm actually pretty shocked that Gwyneth Paltrow deigned to go on Howard Stern's Sirius XM show. I feel like he's a bit too crude and, you know, common or whatever for her. However, she did indeed go on his show and gave a rather entertaining interview. By entertaining, of course, I mean obnoxious in a completely unsurprising way because it is Gwyneth Paltrow we're talking about here. Embed below, but here are some of the highlights if you can't listen/don't really want to: ...

Mariah Carey is set to make BANK from a Las Vegas Caesars Palace residency

mariah carey Mariah Carey is finally realising she's at the end of her professional tether, it seems. After one too many failed attempts at singing well on live TV and in massive stadium concerts, she's stepped down a few levels and has decided to make a major deal with Caesars Palace in Las Vegas for an ongoing residency which will put Britney Spears' slot at Planet Hollywood to shame. From TMZ: Caesars Palace got their wish ... we're told that Mariah snuck into Vegas last week to seal the deal. Nee...

Ellen DeGeneres has something to say to that Christian pastor who thinks she has a “gay agenda”

ellen Ellen DeGeneres is awesome. She's loved by young and old, black and white, gay and straight. How can you not like her? She's funny, she's down-to-earth and she's just a really nice person (or seems like it - I've never met her). Well, I suppose you might not like her if you're conservative Christian pastor Larry Tomczak, who believes that Ellen is leading a "gay agenda" that's trying to seduce young women into lesbianism. LOL! Tomczak made Ellen the centerpiece of an article for the Christia...

No one gives more f*cks than Kristen Stewart

kristen stewart Kristen Stewart has a bit of a reputation in Hollywood. No, not THAT reputation - the other one, the one in which she apparently gives zero fucks about anything at all and his chillin' like a villain pretty much 24-7. The only problem? That's totally not who she is. From Salon: You are kind of a hero to people, in a way. A lot of people admire what they see as your give-no-fucks attitude. I’m like, actually, no one gives a fuck like me. No one gives more of a fuck than me. It’s just ir...

Shay Mitchell is still trying: ‘I embrace kissing women’

shay mitchell Shay Mitchell plays a lesbian on Pretty Little Liars, and since she knows girl-on-girl action is totally hot to guys, naturally she's going to play that up in the interview that accompanies her new Maxim spread. "People ask what it's like kissing a woman, as if there's something awkward or weird about it," she says. "I completely embrace it. When I step into Emily's shoes, I'm truly in the moment, and I'm fully attracted to the women I'm fooling around with." OMG, guys, that's like, so sexy!...

Naya Rivera thinks showering is a white people thing

naya rivera the view Oh, Naya Rivera. If she was after the crown for the craziest bitch in Hollywood, she's got it (I sorta mean that as a compliment, so no one lose your mind about the colloquial use of the word "bitch") and is holding strong to it in 2015. What's she on about this time? Well, she thinks white people shower too much and that "ethnics" know that daily bathing isn't really necessary. Uh... okay! Let's let US Weekly paraphrase what happened when Naya was asked to guest host on The View this week (WHOSE IDEA ...

Miley Cyrus took some naked pics for V Magazine

miley cyrus This post comes with a serious "NSFW" flag, because indeed, the new photos published in V Magazine are polaroids from Miley Cyrus herself, in which she's not just a little bit naked, but completely and utterly nude as the day she was born. Of course, this is meant to be shocking and crazy, but Miley took these herself with her best friend because she's such a ~free spirit~ and V published them because how the hell else are they going to sell copies? Of course, Miley being naked is old hat now. S...

Katy Perry states the obvious: “I am not Beyonce!”

katy perry football In just a couple weeks' time, Katy Perry will invite some special guests to take over the Super Bowl halftime show. It'll be weird, it'll be full of neon colours and it'll be moderately entertaining. One thing it won't be? Beyonce. Just in case you were expecting Queen Bey to be there, Katy wants you to know they aren't the same person and in fact, she has her own "unique" show planned. "I can tell you this," she teases. "I have some special guests, I have many costumes, I have different worlds that I...

Kylie Jenner posted a “no makeup selfie”

kylie jenner The "no makeup selfie" is in quotes for a reason - I love when celebs try to pretend they're completely bare-faced when they're obviously wearing foundation (among other things) and have put all kinds of blurs and filters on the pic. It kinda doesn't count, y'know? Kylie Jenner is the latest to take part in this trend, and it's laughable how much of a no makeup selfie this ISN'T, but okay... let's go with it. Let's dissect this: 1. The lips - this is the most obvious. We all know homegirl ove...

Beyonce is NOT pregnant, says Michelle Williams

michelle williams Y'all, I'm about to throw some major shade, but whateer. It's such a shame that Michelle Williams can only get press by using Beyonce's name, but that's the state we're in... :( Michelle hit up The View on Monday (why, I'm not sure and I don't care enough to try and find out), where of course everyone wanted to know what was up with that cryptic Instagram pic Bey posted which made it seem like she's totally having another baby. Don't worry - Michelle will set things straight! "You know, when she was pregnant**, pe...

Zooey Deschanel is pregnant!

zooey deschanel jacob pechenik Last summer, Zooey Deschanel went public with her boyfriend Jacob Pechenik, a director she worked with on some movie called Rock the Kasbah a while back. Things are apparently going well, especially since Zooey just announced that she's pregnant with her first child! The New Girl star is expecting her first child with Jacob Pechenik this summer, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. “Jacob and I are over the moon. We are so excited to meet our little one,” Deschanel tells PEOPLE. The mom-to-be, ...

Usher is engaged to his business partner and longtime girlfriend Grace Miguel

usher grace miguel Well, Usher's been busy lately - charging his phone in a woman's vagina, showing his junk in a sex tape... what's next? Engagement, apparently. He recently proposed to his longtime girlfriend/business partner Grace Miguel, and I guess she said yes because they're going to be married! “She's happy but they're trying to keep it quiet,” an insider tells Us of the private couple, who looked cozy with one another at the Golden Globes Art of Elysium Heaven Gala in Los Angeles on Jan. 10. Miguel’s ring finger was noticeably adorned with a giant diamond rin...