Our new love is here! Luna Simone Stephens, born on Thursday, the 14th. We couldn't be happier!
— John Legend (@johnlegend) April 17, 2016
Let me just come right out and say that I love Chrissy Teigen. I think she's funny, down-to-earth, and basically an absolute joy. (I mean, have you bought her cookbook? Do you follow her on Twitter? If you answered yes to either of those questions, you'll know exactly what I mean.) Anyhow, she's married to John Legend and they've been cooking up a new human being for the past nine months that Chrissy gave birth to earlier this week.
The couple welcomed a baby girl named Luna Simone Stephens (that's John's real last name) on Thursday, April 14 in Los Angeles. The baby and mom are both apparently pretty healthy and Chrissy seems happy, though admittedly tired, based on the Instagram photo she posted this morning:
I've gotta fess up to something here — I never really expected Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling to last. I never really "got" them or what they had in common (and yes, I'm fully aware they're celebrities and we don't actually know either of them) and was pretty shocked when they announced a couple of years or so ago (and yes, I'm too lazy to look up when exactly that was) that they were having a baby together. They did indeed have that baby and they're still together. Things are going well, or so we ...
I don't necessarily hold celebrities in very high esteem or assume that they're all incredibly intelligent, well-rounded, logical humans. Sure, many of them are, but a whole hell of a lot of them are idiots. However, I thought Robert De Niro would have been in the former group. He's a legend, and for no other reason than that (which is stupid of me, I adimt), I kinda assumed that he was a rational, smart dude. WRONG. He's another one of those anti-vaccination assholes, which is disappointing, to say the least.
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I think we can all agree that spray cheese is pretty disgusting and not something any of us would willingly eat as grown ass humans with any level of self-respect. That being said, if that's the only food there was and I was hungry, I'd probably give it a go. And I'd definitely spray the nozzle right down my throat if the option was "eat spray cheese" or "smoke crack." Not Gwyneth Paltrow, though — she'd still rather light up a solid rock and get higher than heaven than dare get near any preserv...
If you had no idea that Lindsay Lohan was even dating anyone because seriously, who the fuck even pays attention to Lindsay Lohan anymore, then you're not alone. I kinda forgot she existed since — shockingly — she's been keeping a pretty low profile lately. It's kind of refreshing, to be honest. But now she's back in the news because not only has she got a new boyfriend, she's got a fiance. That's right - Lindsay Lohan's engaged!
Lindsay's husband-to-be is 22-year-old Egor Tarabasov, who'...
While a lot of celebrities bemoan the use of Photoshop publicly, claiming that they hate sending the message to women that they need to look a particular way, there are some who embrace the industry standard. One such person is Kerry Washington, who is grateful for a little digital enhancement every once in a while and doesn't see what the big deal is.
You see, recently Kerry covered AdWeek and her cover... really looked nothing like her. Even Kerry herself wasn't happy with it and nearly didn...
I don't think I've ever been happier than when I heard that the Black Eyed Peas were taking a potentially permanent hiatus. Fergie's solo material tends to be somewhat solid in terms of mindless bops, and I know BEP had tons of hits, but fuck me, they were obnoxious. After all, they were led by will.i.am, possible the most obnoxious human being ever to grace this planet. Well, turns out, we're not rid of them just yet, because they're getting back together! :( :( :(
Will says that they "never...
If you kinda forgot Nicolas Cage is still alive and you haven't thought about Vince Neil since he was on that short-lived disaster Skating with the Stars back in 2010, you'll be happy to know that both are still kickin'... each other, in fact! Hyuck hyuck. Apparently some woman got a little rowdy when asking Neil for an autograph, causing the Motley Crue member to lash out... and Nic Cage to step in in her defense. A scuffle ensued, and oh man, I've never felt so bad for missing out on somet...
Obviously I was born with functional eyes, so I'm aware that Charlize Theron is what most of society would consider "hot". She's thin, she's blonde, she manages to project a very laid-back yet simultaneously hyper-glamorous image, yada yada. She does nothing for me personally, but I get that she's an attractive lady and I accept it. What I don't accept, however, is her fuckery in the new issue of British GQ, in which she moans about how being hot is such a burden because she just can't get good movie r...
Drew Barrymore has been a free spirit pretty much forever — well, at least since she stopped doing hard drugs a decade or two ago. She's a bit out there, sorta eccentric, but generally pretty chill and inoffensive, so I don't mind her. One person did mind her, though, and that's Will Kopelman, her husband — or should I say, soon-to-be ex-husband. If you hadn't heard already, they're getting divorced, and it's all down to Drew's "hippy dippy nature", apparently.
"She's so hippie-dippy and al...
Raise your hand if you actually think the Rob Kardashian / Blac Chyna wedding is actually going to happen? I mean, over Kris Jenner's dead body, right? As if she'd allow the brand to be tarnished in such a way! Look, I know Rob's always been the black sheep and no one ways attention to him, especially now that he's fat and all he does is that stupid sock line, but there's no way in hell that Blac Chyna is going to become "Angela Kardashian" with zero resistance from the people in that family. I...
If you came of age during the '90s, you were either a Backstreet Boys girl or an *NSync girl. I was the latter (if I had to choose — really I was neither and more of a Fiona Apple girl, truth be told) and thought BSB kinda sucked. Their songs weren't as good, the guys in the group were cornier, and just blah. But a lot of people DID love them, so much so that they're now coming back for their own Las Vegas residency gig a la Britney!
"If it does really well, then I think that'll open that...