Today's Evil Beet Gossip

January Jones is the man-bashing misandrist you’ve always wished for

january jones January Jones has been called a lot of things over time, from the inoffensive "untalented" and "a little weird" to the more alarming "ice queen" and "total cold-hearted bitch". Are any of these things true? Well, I suppose that's subjective. But one thing's for certain: January doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of her, particularly men. In fact, she believes men should be serving at the feet of women every damn day, and she's not afraid to share that opinion on Instagram: #truth stolen from @...

Lindsay Lohan might be heading to Broadway

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan recently completed a... well, not an entirely disastrous run in Speed-the-Plow in London's West End, which must make her a professional theatre actress now, right? According to In Touch Weekly, that's good enough for Oprah, who wants to put LiLo's name in lights on Broadwayyyyyy! An insider tells ‘In Touch,’ “Oprah bought the rights to several books that she wants to produce for the stage, and Lindsay is begging to be cast in one.” “If that doesn’t work out, she’s hopin...

Jennifer Aniston is sick of talking about Angelina Jolie

jennifer aniston When Jennifer Aniston isn't being harangued about when she's going to just have some babies already, she's reminded that she should totally hate Angelina Jolie for tearing apart her marriage to Brad Pitt. The thing is, Jennifer has - like any normal person would - moved on with her life and has no negative feelings towards Angelina whatsoever, so everyone else needs to follow suit. In fact, she has nothing but nice things to say about Angie and her new movie, Unbroken. From Entertainment Tonight: ...

TGIF Track of the Day

Jessie Ware live lounge There's nothing that can change my mood more than music, and when it comes to the end of the day on Friday, who doesn't want a little chill time? That's why today, we're starting a new feature here on EB: the TGIF Track of the Day. Today's mood, being chill and all, requires a very chill song to get us there... and I think I've got the perfect one. Below, check out the wonderfully brilliant Jessie Ware in the BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge, covering Labrinth's 'Jealous', mixing in some Chaka Khan...

Miley Cyrus loves to masturbate

miley cyrus Guys, you know how ~shocking~ and ~edgy~ Miley Cyrus is, so perhaps it makes sense that she would Instagram a picture of herself with her hands down her pants, declaring her love of masturbation. Seems totally in line with Miley as a human being, right? Of course, her caption - "A masturbate a day keeps the haters away" - leaves a bit desired. A masturbate a day keeps the stress away, sure. It keeps the sexual frustration away, you bet. But the haters? How, exactly, does an orgasm keep hat...

Chris Brown got his probation revoked over that nightclub shooting

chris brown If you plan to go see Chris Brown perform anytime soon, be warned - someone (maybe you!) will probably get shot. A whopping FIVE people got shot at his show at a San Jose nightclub last weekend, and it turns out the judge in charge of Chris' probation isn't really feeling the fact that Chris went to San Jose without consent and revoked his probation because of it during a court appearance yesterday. From The Los Angeles Times: Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge James Brandlin, however, di...

The Daily Links

chris pratt Chris Pratt is an absolute angel on earth, isn't he? [Socialite Life] Why can't we give Julianne Moore all the awards ever? [Lainey Gossip] Kristen Stewart is channeling her inner Edward Furlong these days [Moe Jackson] What's going on with Elizabeth Hurley lately? [Celebslam] We're getting a peak at Nina Agdal's underwear again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Angelina Jolie looks stunning, as always, on the red carpet [Popoholic] Tom Hardy has officially dropped out of 'Suicide Squad' [The Blemish] Vincent Gallo will have sex with you for $50,000 [The Frisky] He...

Nick Cannon filed for divorce from Mariah Carey

nick cannon mariah carey Looks like Nick Cannon wanted to finally know what it feels like to be #1 - he made it to the courthouse first to file for divorce from Mariah Carey. From TMZ: The timing is interesting. We found out Nick filed papers December 12. The date is relevant because on December 3, Mariah showed up 3 hours late to tape a segment for the NBC tree-lighting special. At the time we posted a story... Mariah was on the phone with her lawyers going over the terms of her property settlement. That syncs up with...

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder are engaged

nikki reed ian somerhalder Well, that was quick. Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder started dating last summer, just as Nikki's marriage to that no-name American Idol castoff was coming to an end (side eye, 'cos you know that shit overlapped) and while six monthly is hardly enough to get to know someone - something you'd have thought she'd learned from her first failed marriage - I guess you can't stand in the way of true love. That's right, Nikki and Ian are engaged! "She accepted with glee," a source tells Us. "She is madly in love." Another source adds, "They were friends before, th...

Taylor Lautner is single now, ladies (or gents?)

taylor lautner If you've ever had a crush on Taylor Lautner, well... join the club, apparently. Ahem. No, what I meant to say is you're in luck! It seems Taylor has split from girlfriend Marie Avgeropoulos and is back on the market. E! News can exclusively confirm that the actor and longtime girlfriend Marie Avgeropoulos have split up. A source close to the couple tells us the pair broke up a couple months ago and "it was completely amicable." The insider, who did not reveal a specific reason behind the...

Rosie Perez is off ‘The View’ already

rosie perez Well, that was quick! Less than four months after joining the panel at The View, Rosie Perez is out of a job and won't be returning. Instead of letting the show die the death it should have about 10 years ago, ABC is apparently hard at work looking for another young co-host to fill her spot. From Variety: Perez had taken off the month of January to appear in the Broadway play “Fish in the Dark,” but it’s understood that she won’t be coming back to the Hot Topics table once she’s done. It’s unclear when ABC will announce...

The 2015 Oscar nominations are here!

2015 oscars It's officially awards season, and the biggest and baddest of 'em all, the Oscars (or Academy Awards, if you like to be more refined) has just announced their nominations for 87th annual ceremony to be held in Los Angeles on February 22nd. The biggest categories are listed below, but feel free to check out the entire list of nominees HERE. For reference, my preferred winners are starred, because my opinion is very important, naturally. The people/movies I think WILL win (or could, if there's m...