Today's Evil Beet Gossip

People are freaking out over a picture of Willow Smith’s boobs that don’t exist

willow smith Sure, everyone would pretty much agree that Willow Smith, who is now 14 years old, has always been a bit ahead of her time and is probably growing up too fast. That being said, all of Instagram got in a tizzy yesterday when Willow posted the above photo of herself and commenters began ranting about how a child could post a photo of her breasts on the Internet. WHAT ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES?! Well, anyone with a set of eyes and a working brain can tell that Willow is wearing a t-shirt (less obviously, it'...

Jennifer Garner just can’t diet anymore

jennifer garner I think we can all agree that Jennifer Garner is an extremely slim woman. In no way is she overweight, and in fact she may even be underweight (or at the very least, on the lower side of "normal", according to the bullshit BMI). However, she lives in Hollywood where you can never be too rich or too thin, and even Jen has felt that pressure. Too bad, though - she can't diet anymore, because she's done too much of it in the past. Here's what she had to say to Bobbi Brown in an interview with ...

There’s a new trailer for ‘The Walking Dead’!

the walking dead Who's still watching The Walking Dead? Admittedly, I fell off a while back - somewhere after they found that abandoned prison and that General guy came into it. There's no reason I stopped watching, I just got busy, though I do keep meaning to catch up because I think shit got REALLY crazy after that. Season 5 continues next month, however, so I still have a little while to catch up if I binge watch. The trailer for 'Another Day' looks intense (as usual) and anxiety-inducing, which is why I liked ...

One Direction Liam Payne wants to bring McDonald’s to the children of Ghana

liam payne One Direction's talent lies in... I dunno, getting on planes and turning up to stadiums full of screaming pre-teens who love them just because they exist and are moderately attractive. Oh, and I guess they have a couple catchy songs. In any case, it's pretty safe to say that the group's talent does NOT lie in being particularly smart. I mean, sure, Liam Payne probably meant well by the rant he shared with Twitter about the state of world affairs, but the execution left a bit (okay, a LOT) to...

Lindsay Lohan’s been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus

lindsay lohan It was only a few weeks ago when Lindsay Lohan's vacation was nearly ruined after she contracted a case of the mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus. She seemed to be soldiering on, not wanting to miss out on precious yachting time, but apparently it's got the better of her again and she's been so ill that she was forced to seek treatment at a London hospital. Lindsay Lohan is in a London hospital with a rare, incurable virus she apparently picked up in Bora Bora ... TMZ has learned. We're told Lindsay contracted Chikungunya, a ...

Zooey Deschanel is going to marry the dude that knocked her up

jacob pechenik zooey deschanel The last time I checked, it was 2015, right? I'm not just imagining that? I wanted to double check, because some puritanical bullshit is still going down in this country whereby women are getting knocked up by dudes and then a week later, announcing that they're engaged to said dude because, I dunno, I guess if you're having a baby with someone, the Bible says he needs to be your husband? Nevermind that they're doing it the wrong way around, but whatevs! Zooey Deschanel is marrying the father of her future ...

Elton John making $500k per show in Las Vegas

elton john Elton John may be long past the prime of his career, but he's also a living legend, so obviously he's getting paid the big bucks to perform in concert. How many "big bucks", exactly? $500,000 per show to perform in Las Vegas at The Colosseum, far outdoing Britney Spears' run at Planet Hollywood. From TMZ: Elton’s definitely in the driver's seat. According to his deal he gets 88% of the door for every show. He also has a sign off on ticket prices, which range from $55 to $1,000 for VIP se...

Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show is drawing near!

katy pery jj watt Katy Perry will be taking over the Super Bowl halftime show REALLY soon, and her PR is working really hard at making sure we're all super pumped about it and ready to tune in come next Sunday. To that end, so to speak, they've put her on the cover of ESPN Magazine with Houstan Texans defensive end J.J. Watt, who have about as much chemistry as the stars of the 50 Shades of Grey movie (and I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment). There wasn't much to the accompanying interview, b...

The Daily Links

chris hemsworth Chris Hemsworth doesn't care for fake Hollywood shit [Socialite Life] Can't argue with a little Sofia Vergara in Spandex, can you? [Celebslam] Paula Patton is a lot happier since ditching Robin Thicke [Moe Jackson] Christina Milian took her nipples to the streets [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Gwyneth Paltrow spent the weekend in a bikini on the beach [Lainey Gossip] Look, it's Ashley Greene being sexy while pumping gas! [Popoholic] John Travolta explains his late night gym cruis...

Kim Kardashian’s “furkini” wins at Photoshop

kim kardashian furkini It looks like Kim Kardashian finally got the hint that she needed to hire someone a bit more adept at Photoshop, because her latest pictures - apparently shot by Kanye and retouched by someone with a professional degree in digital image editing - while on vacation are a true spectacle to behold. You can't even shade these pics - the Photoshopping is on point - they've made her look like she's got insane curves, the flattest stomach ever and basically picture perfect. Just like God intended it. Beyonce,...

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s reality show got canceled

leann rimes eddie cibrian Perhaps the world just wasn't ready for the genius of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's reality show. It must not have been, because VH1 has canceled the series after just one season, according to People. There's no word on why LeAnn & Eddie totally bombed - especially since they planned to use the show to ~take their lives back~ and dispel rumours about their marriage or whatever. Totally exciting, enthralling must-see TV, right? Who wouldn't care about two C- list celebrities as they ...

Is Justin Bieber a changed man(child)?

justin bieber Justin Bieber is one of the most notorious menaces to society in that he's an utter dickbag with no sense of common decency or decorum and no idea about what it means to face consequences for his actions. He's a joke, really - a literal joke, considering he's about to be roasted by Comedy Central, apparently at his own request. It turns out, this roast might be a turning point for our pal Bieber, who is said to have been actually behaving himself pretty well over the past couple of months. TMZ...