Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Drake sends thirsty DMs to porn star Mia Khalifa but does not succeed

mia khalifa Oh, poor Drake. He'll never quite get there, will he? He's made a career for himself post Wheelchair Jimmy as the "sensitive" rapper who manages to hang around with the likes of Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, so it's not all bad new. However, one stigma that has always followed him around (in addition to basically being labeled a sissy by his fellow rappers/laughed at whenever he tries talking about "dropping bodies") is his notorious thirst. Drake has never refuted his thirst levels - he very openly lusts after...

Lance Armstrong would totally dope again

Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong had built himself a long and illustrious career over the years... a career which became completely demolished when it was revealed that he'd actually been illegally doping for most of it to get ahead. Whoopsies! Now that he's got the benefit of hindsight, he surely would do things differently if he could go back in time, right? Uh, except not. In an interview with BBC Sport, Lance revealed that, you know what? He'd actually do the same thing all over again if he suddenly f...

Tom Cruise is a pervert, tapped Nicole Kidman’s phone for the sake of Scientology

tom cruise Tom Cruise is the Church of Scientology's million dollar baby, if you will. He's the face that holds the religion cult together, and they'd never want to mess that up, so they keep him on a tight leash. So much so, in fact, that Tom apparently allows the church to completely and entirely run his career and finances. Yikes! A documentary called Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief premiered at Sundance over the weekend, based on the book of the same name by Lawrence Wright. The...

Kim Kardashian did a Super Bowl commercial for T-Mobile and it’s kinda funny

kim kardashian super bowl t-mobile Well, I suppose you can't say Kim Kardashian doesn't have a sense of humour. Since the Super Bowl is this weekend, we should all be prepared to be bombarded by lots of new commercials made especially for the occasion. Some will be funny, some will be awful, most will be forgotten about quickly. T-Mobile wanted to throw their hat into the advertising ring but also wanted to get one up on the occasion and as such, they've released their new ad, which stars Kim, online ahead of the big weekend. That's right, kiddi...

Did Chris Martin run over a photographer with his Jeep?

chris martin jeep There's something a bit fishy in this story, truth be told... Apparently Chris Martin hit a photographer with his Jeep, or so the pap claims, despite the fact that he was was nearly jumping in front of the damn car. There's also the fact that another photog just so happened to catch the incident on film... from across the street (so clearly he wasn't there to get pics of Chris). From TMZ: Chris and Gwyneth Paltrow went to E Baldi Restaurant with their 2 kids and all was fine, but on the ...

Nick Cannon wants Mariah Carey’s Vegas money

mariah carey nick cannon Mariah Carey is about to be making major bank for a residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, and while all that money is rightfully hers because, you know, she's the one with the talent and the one who'll be doing the performing. That apparently isn't stopping her soon-to-be ex-husband, Nick Cannon, from being a money grubber, because he's demanding a cut of the profits. Even though the couple already have an prenuptial agreement in place, one source claiming to be in the know insists in the Jan...

Breaking news: Taylor Swift DOES have a belly button (and Diplo is terrified of it)

taylor swift Taylor Swift made a point a while back in saying that she always wears high-waisted pants because she can't commit to showing belly button. Once you show belly button, it's a whole other kettle of fish and she wasn't quite ready to commit. Until now, that is. While on vacation with Haim (an excellent band, for the unfamiliar), Taylor finally let herself go and posed in a two piece bikini. SHE HAS A BELLY BUTTON, WORLD! It's a miracle! Yes, this was apparently big news this weekend - it was a sl...

Lindsay Lohan likes Photoshop, too

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan might be in a bit of a mess lately, what with the whole "messing up her probation yet again" thing and the Chikungunya virus hospitalization thing, but that's not going to stop her fun. No, she's still gotta post selfies to get feedback from her legions of remaining Instagram fans, so she did just that on Saturday with the above photo. Her caption was the cherry on top! Yes, Lindsay, "hehe" indeed. Except there's a bit of a problem with your Calvins, girl. Those bottles in the ...

Screech pleads not guilty to stabbing charges

dustin diamond I feel like Dustin Diamond will forever be trying to prove that he's nothing like his Saved by the Bell character Screech and is actually a ~total badass~ and that's why he's turned into such a hot ass mess in his later years. His latest woes come in the form of charges stemming from the time he stabbed a dude in a bar fight - charges which he pleaded 'not guilty' to in court this week. "I'm feeling very positive about the outcome [of the trial]," [Diamond's attorney Thomas] Alberti tells PE...

The Daily Links

jake+gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal will never be your hero, baby [Lainey Gossip] We haven't really caught up with Jude Law in a while... [Socialite Life] Well hello there again, Miley Cyrus' butt - nice to see you [Popoholic] This is how Lauren Pope does pasties - enjoy! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Damn! Kesha is looking amazingly gorgeous these days [Moe Jackson] Good to see Gwyneth Paltrow is embracing the side boob [Celebslam] Get ready - here's your new 'Supergirl'! [The Blemish] Shay Mitchell is doing bikini videos now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Rider Strong is a dad now, if you care! [The Fris...

Will Ferrell smashed a cheerleader in the face with a basketball

will ferrell Oh, Will Ferrell, that rapscallion! He's always up to something, isn't he? He showed up during intermission at the Los Angeles Lakers vs. New Orleans Pelicans game at the Smoothie King Center (LOL IS THAT A REAL PLACE???) to take a half-court shot, but instead he actually smashed one of the cheerleaders in the face with the ball. Oopsies! Of course, this was all planned and no one was hurt - it was actually a scene for his new movie, Daddy's Home. Obviously. After the "incident", secu...

Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail

Lindsay Lohan Man, Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a break. Not only has she been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus, but now she's failed her most recent community service assessment and may end up going to jail. Lindsay is due in court Wednesday to prove she completed her community service in connection with her 2012 reckless driving case ... where she slammed into an 18-wheeler on PCH. She was required to perform 240 hours of community service, but on November 6, 2014 -- when she was required to show proof of co...