Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Colin Farrell wants Ewan McGregor to be proud of his big dick

colin farrell ewan mcgregor Ewan McGregor is Nylon Guys' cover star for their March 2015 issue, and in that issue, he talks about his life in Hollywood and his roles past and present. For some reason, there was commentary included from Colin Farrell, who really wanted to tell the world just how humble Ewan is about his apparently impressive dick: "I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would—or should—or could be. I think that’s the greatest demonstration of his innate humil...

Justin Timberlake finally confirms Jessica Biel’s pregnancy

justin timberlake jessica biel It's not as though it was a secret - after all, anyone with eyes could see her ever-growing "baby bump" (I really hate that phrase). Still, now we have official word: Justin Timberlake has finally confirmed that he and wife Jessica Biel are expecting their first child this year. To celebrate his birthday, Justin posted the above photo to Instagram on Saturday with the following caption: Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes! This year, I'm getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN'T WAIT. #BoyOrGirl #YouNev...

Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina in a coma after being found unconscious in a bathtub

whitney houston bobbi kristina Well, this is a terrible story. Bobbi Kristina, the 22-year-old daughter of the late Whitney Houston and Bobbi Brown, was found unconscious in the bathtub of her Georgia home early Friday morning. She was rushed to a local hospital and is said to be recovering, but it's an eerily scary (and sad) situation. From The Telegraph: Bobbi Kristina Brown, 22, was found by her husband and a friend at her home in Georgia, USA, yesterday morning. The incident took place just two weeks before the third ann...

Bruce Jenner IS transitioning to become a woman, a source “confirms”

bruce jenner The world can't just leave Bruce Jenner alone. Is he transitioning to be a woman? Is he "on a journey"? Ever since he started growing his hair a bit longer, the world has been going nuts speculating about what's going on in his private life, and now it seems like People has got the REAL SCOOP (yes, that's sarcasm). "Bruce is transitioning to a woman," says a source close to the family. "He is finally happy and his family is accepting of what he's doing. He's in such a great space. That's why it's the per...

Heidi Montag’s father arrested for child sex abuse and incest

heidi montag Holy shit. Take a look at this prize piece - it's Heidi Montag's father, Bill Montag, who was arrested this week in Aspen for child sex abuse and incest that happened over a span of YEARS in the '90s. Heidi apparently knows who the accuser is and thinks she's not credible and is just out to destroy the family, but uh... something tells me there might be some truth to things. From TMZ: Bill Montag was picked up by Aspen cops Thursday night. Authorities say the sexual abuse continued until th...

Val Kilmer hospitalized with possible throat tumor

val kilmer There are conflicting stories - as in, TMZ says it's a throat tumor and the actor himself says it isn't - as to why Val Kilmer was hospitalized this week in UCLA's intensive care unit. He's okay now (or so it seems), but it seems like a pretty scary situation. From TMZ: Val Kilmer was rushed to a hospital this week after he began bleeding from the throat ... and we're told it's a throat tumor. Law enforcement sources tell us paramedics rushed to his Malibu home Monday night after som...

Teresa Giudice is getting buff in prison

teresa giudice Last year, Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months behind bars for tax fraud and whatever other bullshit she was up to with her husband, but the judge allowed her to spend the holidays at home with her family and head to prison in the new year. Now that she's there, she's making the most of her time and getting buff in the prison gym, apparently. "She's getting in the best shape of her life," an insider tells Us of the Bravo-lebrity, 42, currently serving a 15-month sentence for fraud. "Ever...

Florence Henderson is 80 and sleeping with a chiropractor from Florida

florence henderson How awesome is Florence Henderson? She looks absolutely incredible for any age, let alone 80, and she's living it up with her "friend with benefits", a chiropractor from Florida who she knocks boots with whenever the feeling's right. He's not her only lover, of course, and she's keeping it moving and feeling great. LOVE IT! From Closer Weekly: “I still feel like I’m 28,” the star, who will celebrate her 81st birthday on Valentine’s Day, tells 'Closer' in an exclusive interview an...

Katy Perry is making the Super Bowl all about herself

katy perry Sorry to break it to you guys, but this weekend's Super Bowl isn't about football, it's about the fact that Katy Perry is performing during the halftime show, and she's determined to make this whole thing a complete Katy Perry affair. While it's usually the teams and coaches that hold press conferences ahead of the big game, it's Katy who decided to sit down with members of the press this week - complete with her dog Butters - to add a little pop fabulousness to the whole affair. Don't believe me? Here's video pro...

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will marry on their private island

amber heard johnny depp Apparently Johnny Depp owns a private island in the Bahamas - who knew? But of course he does, he's rich, so I guess it's not all that surprising. It's probably also not all that surprising that Johnny and Amber Heard are probably going to get married there in about a week, according to recent "reports". Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are set to get married on the actor’s private island Little Hall’s Pond Cay in the Bahamas over the February 7-8 weekend, according to a new report. The c...

Amy Poehler is Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year

amy poehler hasty pudding Amy Poehler is awesome, and finally the whole world is starting to realise it. There's the hilarious Parks & Recreation, her Golden Globes hosting gigs with BFF Tina Fey, her autobiography that came out last year, etc. Harvard's theatre group is into Amy, too, and they honoured her with their prestigious 2015 Hasty Pudding Award, which is kind of a big deal (kind of). Amy herself was on hand to accept the award in Cambridge, MA last night, and it was apparently a joyous celebration: "I'd like to thank you, Hasty Pudding, for reminding me how hard...

Sean Penn is surprised to be in love again

sean penn Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are apparently getting married soon and things seem to be going well with them - perhaps somewhat surprising given the recent revelations (they were revelations to me) of what a piece of shit he was to previous partners. I mean, tying Madonna to a chair and beating her for hours? And God knows what went on with Robin Wright, but it's safe to say they're not really on good terms... In any case, Sean expressed his thoughts on love and marriage in a new interview...