Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Will Smith lost his mind when no one went to see ‘After Earth’

after earth Will Smith has done pretty well for himself, I'd say. An extremely successful TV and movie career that spans a few decades? Good going, dude. You're rich! Life is good! But they can't all be winners. Take his 2013 film After Earth, which starred Will and his crazy ass kid Jaden. That one sorta bombed at the box office, and its failure made Will nearly lost his damn mind. From People: "For me, this film really marks a transition in my life and emotionally and in my career," Smith said Sunday ...

The ‘Fifty Shades of Buscemi’ trailer is a thing of nightmares

buscemi If there's anything on this earth that's worse than the whole Fifty Shades of Grey franchise, it's gotta be Steve Buscemi, right? I mean, Steve Buscemi himself is awesome, but combine Steve Buscemi with S&M and/or anything even remotely sexual, and you've gone too far. Such is the case with Fifty Shades of Buscemi, a spoof trailer with Buscemi as Christian Grey. It's hilarious, sure, but it's also extremely disturbing: Although, you know, the more I think of it, 50 Shades actually works...

Miley Cyrus wants in on the NYC Porn Film Festival

miley cyrus It's been several weeks since Miley Cyrus reminded us how ~edgy~ and ~sexy~ she is, so it's only natural that she created a short film, of sorts, that she submitted to the NYC Porn Film Festival, which is apparently a thing. In the video, called "Tongue-Tied", Miley does weird, S&M-ish shit clad in patent leather, wears electrical tape over her nipples and dances while an Alt-J track plays in the background. It's all very avant garde, I suppose - at least according to the festival's foun...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have adopted their seventh child

angelina jolie brad pitt Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have a massive family, with a whopping six kids. It works for them and that's great, but six kids is a LOT, right? Well, how about seven? Word on the street is that Brangelina adopted a 2-year-old boy named Moussa, whom she met during a trip to Turkey. Moussa was abandoned at a Syrian refugee camp in Turkey, but he'll soon be living it up in LA. From Women's Day: “Angelina heard about him from a translator and she was obviously upset, but Moussa was just beam...

Kris Jenner totally knew Bruce Jenner planned to transition

kris jenner bruce jenner Despite the fact that Kris Jenner has tried to pretend that she was completely blindsided by Bruce Jenner's plan to announce that he's transgender and transition to being a woman, "sources" (read: anyone with a working brain) have called bullshit and said OBVIOUSLY she knew, she just didn't want to hurt "the brand". Because duh. We're told Jenner's sons are finding it hard to stomach reports that Kris had no idea Bruce was becoming a woman. That's exactly what Kardashian sources told TMZ, that Kris was in th...

Bobbi Kristina was likely a victim of domestic violence

bobbi kristina nick gordon It was announced over the weekend that Bobbi Kristina's boyfriend-not-husband Nick Gordon is under investigation by authorities after they discovered "suspicious marks" on Bobbi's body and one of her friends, Max Lomas, told authorities that Nick was being shady as hell the day Bobbi was discovered face down in her bathtub and had cleaned up blood stains from the house. Now it seems more details are unraveling about Bobbi and Nick's relationship and the truth about just how violent things were...

Kristen Wiig joins Sia and Maddie Ziegler for ‘Chandelier’ at the Grammys

GTY 463034966 E ACE ENT AWD CEL MUS USA CA I love Sia, I love Maddie Ziegler (I've been binge watching Dance Moms, no shame!) and I love 'Chandelier' (and the entire 100 Forms of Fear album), so obviously I was going to love their live performance of the song on the Grammys. Except they kinda threw a wrench in the whole operation by adding Kristen Wiig, and I really wasn't sure what I was going to think of it. Verdict? It's actually pretty amazing. Wiig pulls it off - she gets the frantic emotion of the song just right and really conve...

Kanye West was NOT happy with Beck’s Album of the Year Grammy win

kanye west beck Remember in 2009, when Kanye West got himself in a shitload of trouble for rushing the stage during Taylor Swift's VMA acceptance speech? He pulled the same bullshit again at the 2015 Grammys, but in a jokey way, so it was totally hilarious instead of completely inappropriate, right?! Beck won the coveted Album of the Year award at last night's ceremony, beating out Kanye's beloved Beyonce (the woman he wishes he was with instead of Kim but never had a chance). Agree or disagree with this ...

Britney Spears launching new underwear collection next week!

britney spears Who's excited for Britney Spears' new underwear line? The name of the range is "Elvira", and it's hitting stores next week. If there's anyone you should be taking underwear advice/suggestions from, it's Britney - after all, she loves laying around in lingerie all by her lonesome, so she knows what it means to feel sexy in undergarments. I'm not quite sure where this collection will be sold (I Googled and couldn't find anything), but I'm sure more info will be available once the collection is ou...

Madonna and Drake are flirting on Instagram and it’s creepy

drake madonna insta Madonna is still desperately trying to be "down with the kids", so she's pulling out all the stops. She released her latest video via SnapChat, of all fucking things, and now she's renting rappers to appear on her songs in hopes of making anyone, of any age, want to listen to them. (Seriously - have you HEARD the new album? It's absolutely awful.) With that in mind, I suppose it's not all that surprising to see that Madonna decided to get her flirt on with Drake via Instagram. Even more bi...

Bobby Brown hopes God will save Bobbi Kristina

bobby brown bobbi kristina Despite reports that began circulating yesterday that Bobbi Kristina's family had decided to turn off her life support machines, this is apparently NOT the case, and Bobbi is still alive, though barely. Yesterday was her father Bobby Brown's birthday, and he spent it at Bobbi's bedside, hoping for a bit of a miracle. While doctors have told him the situation is pretty much hopeless, Bobby hopes that God will save his daughter. From TMZ: Bobby Brown is adamant ... he doesn't want to take ...

Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner get naked (and Photoshopped) for LOVE mag

kim kardashian love Another day, another naked picture of a Kardashian/Jenner. This time around, it's Kim (as usual) and Kendall (sorta as usual, but in a ~serious model~ way) who have stripped down and let Photoshop work its magic for the new issue of LOVE magazine. If I didn't know any better, I'd think Kris was the CEO of LOVE, since this family is featured in like, every single issue. The shots are, as per usual, NSFW, so I'll throw them behind a cut. I only have 2 questions here: 1. What's with the Photoshopping of...