You literally couldn't pay me to go see Kanye West live in concert, to sift through his few brilliant tracks and sit there for hours on end, listening to him rant and rave like a lunatic. No thanks, not for me. However, Kanye wants to get everyone to buy tickets to his upcoming tour, so he's promised that it'll be as inspiring as Disney movies and Star Wars! Interested yet?
In an interview with Steve Harvey, "Pablo" (yes, he's been calling himself this) said:
“My tour game is unprecedented...
You all know by now that when it comes to my feelings on Katy Perry, I'm torn. I love her music — it's everything pop should be — I've seen her live, and I'm here for her as an artist. As a person? Eh... not so convinced. Her persona is so over-the-top and contrived that it kinda makes me wanna peel my own skin off with a cheese grater whenever I see her talk. We're the same age, and yet Katy talks and acts like she's perpetually 12 years old, which is potentially one of the most obnoxi...
If there's one thing we've learned from the passing of some of our greatest pop stars over the years, it's that death is no match for corporate greed. An artist may no longer be on this earth, but that doesn't mean their record company can't take advantage of them by constantly releasing "new" music that they left behind before they left this earth. That's likely what will happen with Prince, whose vault apparently contains enough music for there to be a new Prince album every year for the n...
I don't know why we need a new Tomb Raider, to be honest — Angelina Jolie did a great job in the films she starred in, but maybe it's time to let the franchise rest and, oh, I don't know, maybe invest in some original content for once instead of recycling the same shit time and time again? Ugh. Whatever. That's not happening for now, so another Tomb Raider movie is coming, and this time Alicia Vikander is taking over the role of Lara Croft.
In case you don't know Alicia Vikander off th...
Was it an "accident" or was it totally and completely intentional that Usher kinda sorta forgot to blur out his whole dick when he posted a naked selfie on Snapchat yesterday? I'm going to go with the latter. Usher was giving fans a tour of his house — one which ended with him in the shower. Why you need to take a selfie in the shower (and why people aren't concerned about the damage the heat and moisture can do to your phone — and yes, I'm serious about my electronics) is beyond me, but Us...
In case you live under a rock, Beyonce unveiled her new album, Lemonade, alongside an hour-long HBO special that was basically just a continuous music video for every song on the album on Saturday. Of course, you had to have Tidal to listen to that album (unless you wanted to wait until the day after, when someone had taken the trouble to rip it and upload it in mp3 form), and now, unsurprisingly, the Internet won't shut up about it, and I'm already over it.
I can't say I'm over Lemonade ...
It should come as no surprise that Kirk Cameron is a psycho. He's a born-again evangelical Christian with puritanical views and zero brain power, so it's not a shocker to hear that he thinks women are born to serve the men they marry. Of course, these aren't his personal opinions — the Bible says women should "follow their husbands' leads", which... LOL, OK dumbass.
From The Christian Post:
"A lot of people don't know that marriage comes with instructions," Cameron explained. "And, we find...
It's through gritted teeth that I have to admit that I agree with Lena Dunham and Whoopi Goldberg on the topic of Donald Trump, presidential hopeful and literal piece of shit. They think he's awful and claim that Trump taking political office is enough to want to leave the country over, and frankly, they're kinda right. Trump himself doesn't agree, though, and when he gets into the White House, well, he invites both Lena and Whoopi (and I suppose me) to get to steppin'.
Here's what Trump had to say on Fox...
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I kinda tend to spend long stretches of time forgetting that James Franco even exists, and I can honestly say I've never spent more than, say, 15 seconds at a time ever thinking about his sexuality. I always kinda assumed he had a bit of a "queer essence" if you will (and I'm as gay as the day is long, so I know it when I see it), but it's not something I ever felt the need to navel gaz...
Holy shit, talk about sad and unexpected news. Prince was found dead at his home in Paisley Park, Minnesota on Thursday morning. It's unclear what the circumstances of the 57-year-old's death were — I imagine those details will emerge in the coming days/weeks — but it's certainly incredibly tragic to lose another legend.
This tragedy occurred only about a week after Prince's plane had to make an emergency landing on April 15 in Illinois due to him having an undisclosed medical emergency...
While Lindsay Lohan probably thought her engagement to some Russian billionaire was going to get her loads of press (and probably some acting jobs), apparently her phone hasn't been ringing quite enough for her liking. That's why she's had to come up with another story to hit the press, and she's gone with... exploring Islam? That's right, Lindsay is trying to figure out if she wants to become a Muslim, and it's a totally real spiritual journey and not at all yet another desperate and twisted cr...
Remember last year, when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard headed to Australia and decided to smuggle their two dogs in without taking them through customs and following the proper procedures? They were basically told to GTFO out of the country and take the dogs with them within 48 hours or else the dogs would be taken and put down, so they left. But it didn't end there — they actually went to trial for it, and not only did Amber get slapped with a $1000 one month good behavior bond (whatever that ...